Two bathrooms, high taxes, cove balcony, call center lady is my next xwife

Just a short story,

I booked the vista(12/17/16) about a month ago, when i did there where no balconies of any kind for 3 people. such a disappointment because i am very fond of the coves on the breeze. I booked a deluxe oceanview. I had to educate myself on the DELUXE oceanview, which its an oceanview stateroom a little bigger than a regular oceanview but it has TWO Bathrooms,..

Two Bathrooms, one stateroom, Ive had suites with one bathroom

Why do i need TWO bathrooms? Children,... you two stay out of dads bathroom, your bathroom is the one with the tub.

Anyway, so today is 3 days before FPD, and it is time to break off Carnival the last chunk of my children's college fund, so im on the site, and i note taxes and fees are a bit high, so i think to myself i usually prepay gratuities but i cant remember if i did or not....

Mock booking time......... No i did not prepay gratuities......wait

what is that.....

it cant be......

close browser, delete cookies.....

Mock booking......

It is......phone, *** is my PHONE?????.... in the truck ...RUNNN!!!!

1800PLEEEEEEEEEASE help me,

can i help you?

i dont know can you?

hmmmmmm i might be able too, that is a casino rate, Reg rate is going to be $200 more, but looky Mr platinum you have an offer,

an offer you say

yes from the casino

From the blackjack tournaments?(thats all i do in the casino besides drink LOL)

i dont know, but i am going to transfer you to them and maybe they can help you....

You can transfer me to whomever as long as they can.

Hello my name is youcantunderstandit how may i help you

this room i got i want the other, it wasnt there when i booked can i have it? PLEEEEEASE?

hmmmm maybe......lets see, theres only one

i know and i want it..

hmmmm.......type type type type type type

i believe we can do that

REALLY???!!!

Yesir

DOOOOO IT!!!!.....Wait.....how much...

type type type type type..... $150 cheaper

GTF out, really....

Yessir

I love you

Would you like to make the move sir

Absolutely, you are awesome

Type, type,type type, ok Mr Platinum you should see it in the mange your cruise thingy on the PC.

I dont it still says old room, new price, old room.

Its ok it will update soon, ive sent you an email confirmation.

I love you, your awesome, you could be the next xwife

Is there anything else i can do for you Mr Platinum?

I still love you

Well thanks for cruising carnival have a very nice cruise with your family

Long story shorter..

Too whom ever cancelled there 3 person cove balcony, i hope you upgraded and didnt have to cancel and if you did i am soooo sorry ( it will fade)

Too whom ever got 2264,......you got TWO Bathrooms how cool is that

OMG, this is TOO funny!!

Enjoy your cove!

Nice! Enjoy.

This has got to be my favorite post of the whole week-- possibly the month!!! Congratulations on the new room, and thanks for the laughs!!!!

Congrats on your 1 less bathroom, now cove balcony cabin for lots less $$$!

Enjoy your cruise!:)

You win the internet today! :p:D

And if you booked a casino rate, you know you'll get cash back at the casino cashier's window. And you have a welcome party, and get gifts and goodies in your cabin. I liked the Player Club towels. Maybe you'll even win one of the many drawings in the casino that week that you are now eligible for, either cash or free cruise.

Enjoy your good fortune!

Way too funny... was having a crappy day and this really made me laugh..

thank you and enjoy you cruise.

I enjoyed your post and hope that you enjoy your cruise.

I needed a good laugh, Thanks!

never heard of two bathrooms in one room but hay, I am typically in a normal balcony room.

Playing blackjack tournaments got you a casino rate, fantastic, better than the what.. 7500 points needed loosing money in the slots.

May have to give that a try and like you, most of my casino time is drinking.

A++, would read again :D

And if you booked a casino rate, you know you'll get cash back at the casino cashier's window. And you have a welcome party, and get gifts and goodies in your cabin. I liked the Player Club towels. Maybe you'll even win one of the many drawings in the casino that week that you are now eligible for, either cash or free cruise.

 

Enjoy your good fortune!

I have never had a casino offer, seriously all i do is play in the one maybe two blackjack tournaments they have per cruise, other then that i sit at the casino bar every day and get twisted till ive stuck20 to 40 in that stupid crane machine ( i have actually pulled two $100 bundles out, Thanks Breeze, and Imagination)

And ive seen no advertisements or offers from the casino, thats just what they told me on the phone. But hey im down for extras, but they can keep em, i got the cove !

I have never had a casino offer, seriously all i do is play in the one maybe two blackjack tournaments they have per cruise, other then that i sit at the casino bar every day and get twisted till ive stuck20 to 40 in that stupid crane machine ( i have actually pulled two $100 bundles out, Thanks Breeze, and Imagination)

And ive seen no advertisements or offers from the casino, thats just what they told me on the phone. But hey im down for extras, but they can keep em, i got the cove !

I forgot to mention the DOU card will be in your cabin as you board.

Maybe check your VIFP offers in the Manage Your Cruise Section, that's where mine show up. Someone here on CC a few years back told me to check it after I complained of no casino offers. I now have the Vista and Glory booked as premier casino fares, maybe my 6th and 7th score with this rate.

GTF out, really...

I lol'd, seriously! Best line ever😆

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Congrats!

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I needed a good laugh, Thanks!

never heard of two bathrooms in one room but hay, I am typically in a normal balcony room.

Playing blackjack tournaments got you a casino rate, fantastic, better than the what.. 7500 points needed loosing money in the slots.

May have to give that a try and like you, most of my casino time is drinking.

Sounds better than it really is. One bath is regular shower toilet and sink. The other bath is a sink and tub. I personal would rather have a toilet and sink in the second bath.

Hilarious! Have a wonderful cruise!

Your title had me curious, your post cracked me up. Enjoy the cove and whatever else comes your way!

Congrats! Thanks for the chuckles!

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Best post I've read on here in a long time. Enjoy your balcony!

And if you booked a casino rate, you know you'll get cash back at the casino cashier's window. And you have a welcome party, and get gifts and goodies in your cabin. I liked the Player Club towels. Maybe you'll even win one of the many drawings in the casino that week that you are now eligible for, either cash or free cruise.

 

Enjoy your good fortune!

I could be wrong but I think what you are describing is a Premier cruise. The OP said he got the casino rate and there is a big difference. We've had the casino rate and all we got was a discount on the cruise and some cash.

Fpd ?

Rotflmao......Best story EVER.

Nice, what a fun day for you. Enjoy your cruise! Isn't it fun to have someplace to go to tell people that will understand your excitement.

Fpd ?

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