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Sheep dip, sheep dip. Bloody auto correction!

Is their stout made from ship dip, like the Kiwi ones?

In my view there is not much to separate all Australian capital cities based on the factors raised on your list. What one may lag behind in in one respect, it can make up for in others. It is a case of choosing what you are after, and fitting it into your budget, not just judging a city based on your own particularised criteria, which may be peculiar to your own needs at any given time. Sure some are different to others, based on geography, demographics and size, but all cater well for reasonable human needs. And you can always get what you want if you are prepared to pay for it, no different to anywhere else in the world. Having said all that, I'd rather be looking for a good job in Perth than in Sydney at this time!

Nah, that was Jean Passepartout. But you knew that!

We used to pack our ports on winter fishing trips down the coast. Bottles were good, but goon bags were better.

So you have to lose to cruise ....

Yes, but did you find out who stole your chocolates?

Or go commando. Just avoid standing in an up draught.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much - William Shakespeare - Hamlet.

What's an older cove?

Form I-94 was a form required from "aliens" entering the US from land borders with that country. It should not affect you, arriving by air or sea. From what I gather from Uncle Google it is no longer required (since January 2023). Probably a Trump xenophobic brainfart, now surplus to US bureaucratic requirements. Check with your travel agent, air/shipping line or nearest US consulate. Don't mention the brainfart bit.

Don't you hate it when someone tries to make the rest of us guys look bad?

I'm too insensitive to chide myself, Bubbeh.

First world problem. Coming from the third world state of Western Australia, i drink my duty free bourbon with coke or pepsi indiscriminately.

Well, at least Molly Meldrum didn't turn up for the concert without his pants on.