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CSHS1979

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About CSHS1979

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    Cool Cruiser

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    USA - Below the Mason-Dixon Line
  • Favorite Cruise Line(s)
    Royal Caribbean

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  1. A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressur
  2. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran
  3. A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency where social workers raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produce photos of their 30-foot motor home,which is clean, well maintained, and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computing skills," they’re told. Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus env
  4. So I was at tesco this morning, doing my essential weekly shop with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about £200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping trolly. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be a
  5. Hmmmm Ordering a Pizza in 2022 CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER
  6. Can I get a mask that says Sky Class? Is it bad form to re-wear a STAR mask? Can I get a D+ mask from the LA😷
  7. Lisa should get her own account😉 Would love to hear her take on cruising
  8. Probably time to move this back to Floataway. I'm outa here.
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