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    Port Orange, FL
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  1. A Washington Senator (and lawyer) parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the Senate office building, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too close to the car and completely tore off the driver’s door. Fortunately, a policeman was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the politician started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be
  2. Mandy asks her mother for a few minutes to have a serious conversation. Concerned for her college-age daughter, Nina stops what she’s doing and makes them coffee. They sit for a few minutes, with Mandy looking nervous. “What is it, sweetie?” her mother asks. “You know you can tell me anything.” Mandy manages a sickly smile. “Well, you may judge me for this.. and PLEASE don’t tell dad!” “What IS IT?” Her mother demands. “Do you know the neighbor, Jeremy, who I study with?” “Yes…” says her mother cautiously. “And you know his dad, Ronald?” “Ah ha…” her mother looks more conce
  3. Wild Turkey and potato juice. Sounds really healthy that way!
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