We try to throw the paper away after reading. We rarely attend any of the welcome back events any longer and never get off the ship at ports because after 50 cruises, we have been to them repeatedly. Like you, smaller neat home so it carries over to cruise cabin. We will ask for extra towels and not miss the 2nd daily room "cleaning."
In Miami they line every one who has checked in together in double lines. If you ask for rest room, they point you to left. Just go into that room to sit and wait. From that room they board by c&c level.