I do flaunt my C&A Status

After a meeting with Lord Pinnacle,Master D+ and Sir Diamond we have decided to add $20 per day drinks fee to all other C&A and newbies onboard account to pay for a daily bottle of Moet Champagne in our staterooms and an additional bottle with our dinner.

I wonder what will happen if noro virus strikes?

RCI's stock price will go through the stratosphere. Just think about all that on board spending.

After a meeting with Lord Pinnacle,Master D+ and Sir Diamond we have decided to add $20 per day drinks fee to all other C&A and newbies onboard account to pay for a daily bottle of Moet Champagne in our staterooms and an additional bottle with our dinner.

Isn't it now Master D Superior? Anyway, I should have stuck to my guns and insisted the charge be kept at $30.00. You guys are such bleeding hearts. At least there will still be an 18% gratuity added to the charge.

Sorry folks. I just made Super Mario status and you peons now have to worship me.

This is bs

 

If it is BS, there's going to incur an extra charge because the toilet won't handle it.

Gold minion checking in from the bilge with a question!

 

Just heard scuttle butt near the plumbing pipes that the copper level monogrammed RCI Chief Meteorologist half ply is being delivered, full of *****.

Is half ply the polite way to say used?

Sorry folks. I just made Super Mario status and you peons now have to worship me.

Thou shalt not take Mario's name in vain.

Isn't it now Master D Superior? Anyway, I should have stuck to my guns and insisted the charge be kept at $30.00. You guys are such bleeding hearts. At least there will still be an 18% gratuity added to the charge.

We are currently looking at a specialty restaurant fee to be charged to less than Diamond members onboard account so we don't have to mix with them in the MDR.

We are currently looking at a specialty restaurant fee to be charged to less than Diamond members onboard account so we don't have to mix with them in the MDR.

Is this the new $60 (+ 18%) fee below diamond pays to cover our specialty restaurant meals Royal has started as of 11/1/2017?

Is this the new $60 (+ 18%) fee below diamond pays to cover our specialty restaurant meals Royal has started as of 11/1/2017?

This is a new charge because as Superior Diamonds we want the Speciality restaurants designated as Diamond Superior only.

Sorry folks. I just made Super Mario status and you peons now have to worship me.

Does this mean you do not have that extra 18% added on!

I'm happy to pay whatever they want to charge, the 18% gratuity AND an extra tip. One of the perks of meteor status is no longer needing money. My time is valuable enough.

Does this mean you do not have that extra 18% added on!

They pay me 18% each time I dine.

Interesting

This is the Best.Thread. E V E R!!! So hilarious!!! [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

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I think Pinkie knows, after all he/she said BULL SHIP or something like that!!:eek:

I meant BIRD ship. I can’t afford BULL ship

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If this wasn’t meant as a joke I would swear that it’s situations like this that give loyalty members a bad rap. Some members like Pinnacle actually think they own the ship (not all). Although it is great to have top tier status, remember we’ve paid dearly for that status and have the right to enjoy the perks. Enjoy!

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Is half ply the polite way to say used?

No, full of ***** is a polite way of saying ‘used’

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Hah!

I meant BIRD ship. I can’t afford BULL ship

 

 

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You are dismissed and can go back to rowing now :eek:

There is something WONDERFUL about nodding and laughing...and getting all the CC inside jokes! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!

Carry on. You are here to provide my enjoyment.

Now go back to rowing.

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If this wasn’t meant as a joke I would swear that it’s situations like this that give loyalty members a bad rap. Some members like Pinnacle actually think they own the ship (not all). Although it is great to have top tier status, remember we’ve paid dearly for that status and have the right to enjoy the perks. Enjoy!

The "fun" in this thread is that there are likely a few "dead serious" comments mixed in with the vast majority of sarcastic & humorous ones. Figuring out which is which is fruitless. :eek::)

Suddenly I feel my status is being used to benefit others by providing them joy. I'm going to have to talk to somebody about that. ;-)

Suddenly I feel my status is being used to benefit others by providing them joy. I'm going to have to talk to somebody about that. ;-)

It's OK as long as they know when to stop laughing and resume bowing

I sat down at the bar last night next to this stately looking gentleman in hopes of striking up a friendly conversation. He looked at me and i said “Howdy” (as most Texans do).

As i was handing my Seapass card to the bartender, he looked at it and muttered “blue” under his breath and then said “can i see that”?

He looked it over closely, then in a disgusted voice said “Platinum” and moved down three seats..