If I Owned a Cruise Ship..........

If I owned a cruise ship, I would make a few changes.

#1) Replace the jogging track with a Go-Cart track.

#2) Bungee Jumping, Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship

#3) Unlimited Free Drinks

#4) Fishing is allowed from anywhere on the ship (Wherever they are biting)

#5) Replace the Spa with indoor gun range

#6) Replace the gym with indoor paint gun course

#7) Remove all shops and install a Walmart

#8) Smoking allowed anywhere and everywhere.

#9) Fireworks every night (bring your own of formal nights)

#10) Captain for a day excursion where you get to pick the port and do the driving.

How bout anyone else? What changes would you make to your ship?

JB

A glass bottom/wall viewing area on one of the below water decks

No smoking on board anywhere

Infinity pools extending off the side of the ship

Book of Mormon would be the on board Broadway show

Remove all the shops, replace with just a general cruise souvenir shop and convenience store

Buffet would be open 24 hours a day

If I owned a cruise ship, I would make a few changes.

 

#1) Replace the jogging track with a Go-Cart track.

#2) Bungee Jumping, Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship

#3) Unlimited Free Drinks

#4) Fishing is allowed from anywhere on the ship (Wherever they are biting)

#5) Replace the Spa with indoor gun range

#6) Replace the gym with indoor paint gun course

#7) Remove all shops and install a Walmart

#8) Smoking allowed anywhere and everywhere.

#9) Fireworks every night (bring your own of formal nights)

#10) Captain for a day excursion where you get to pick the port and do the driving.

 

How bout anyone else? What changes would you make to your ship?

Pretty much the exact opposite of this.

Pretty much the exact opposite of this.

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The glass bottom, definitely.

11. Name ship 'Boats N Hoes'

Love #10!

I would sell it to avoid the stress and heart trouble and spend the money on good causes and travel.

Oh...I would name it Cruisey McCruiseface.

Every cruise I would assemble a board of ship's "condo commandos" who would harangue and harass any passengers arbitrarily caught underdressed on formal night, smoking on their balcony, saving seats or loungers, touching food and then putting it back, leaving public bathrooms without washing their hands, sharing drinks from their package, and any other pet peeve du jour. As proof of their phony authority they would all be using walkie talkies.

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Pretty much the exact opposite of this.

As I was reading, I was thinking the exact same thing. :D

If I owned a cruise ship....I wouldn't be spending my time on Cruise Critic.

Oh...I would name it Cruisey McCruiseface.

When I first read this I thought you wrote Cruisey McCruisefarce. :D

If I owned a cruise ship....I wouldn't be spending my time on Cruise Critic.

Yeah :D

If I owned a cruise ship....I wouldn't be spending my time on Cruise Critic.

I would. Or if not me I would hire a "Cruise Critic Monitoring Staff" who's job would be to be on CC, answering questions, responding to complaints, and calling out people who deserve a calling out :cool:

I'm going to report your plans to the RSPCS

(Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Skeets)

And since the para-sailors and bungee-jumpers will be at the stern along with the skeet-shooters, I'll also report you to the RSPCPS and RSPCBJ

(I'll leave you to work those out) ;p

(another) JB :)

I would. Or if not me I would hire a "Cruise Critic Monitoring Staff" who's job would be to be on CC, answering questions, responding to complaints, and calling out people who deserve a calling out :cool:

Sounds like you would rather just start your own "site" ;)

Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship

Might not want to do both at the same time. :D

Double points if you can catch the falling skeet WHILE parasailing!

If I owned a cruise ship, I’d cruise more.

Way more.

If I owned a cruise ship, I would make a few changes.

 

#1) Replace the jogging track with a Go-Cart track.

#2) Bungee Jumping, Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship

#3) Unlimited Free Drinks

#4) Fishing is allowed from anywhere on the ship (Wherever they are biting)

#5) Replace the Spa with indoor gun range

#6) Replace the gym with indoor paint gun course

#7) Remove all shops and install a Walmart

#8) Smoking allowed anywhere and everywhere.

#9) Fireworks every night (bring your own of formal nights)

#10) Captain for a day excursion where you get to pick the port and do the driving.

 

How bout anyone else? What changes would you make to your ship?

 

JB

1) No smoking anywhere on ship

2) No alcoholic beverages on the ship

3) Hire top name entertainers

4) No tender ports

5Passengers observed sneezing or coughing into the air will be fined

6) Daily newspapers available

7) Overnights in every port

8)No cruises to Cuba

9) Muster drills voluntary rather than mandatory

10) 5 Loyalty points for every day of the cruise

1) No smoking anywhere on ship

2) No alcoholic beverages on the ship

3) Hire top name entertainers

4) No tender ports

5Passengers observed sneezing or coughing into the air will be fined

6) Daily newspapers available

7) Overnights in every port

8)No cruises to Cuba

9) Muster drills voluntary rather than mandatory

10) 5 Loyalty points for every day of the cruise

Why no alcoholic beverages?

Why no cruises to Cuba?

Muster drills are mandatory by law. The cruise lines don't do them for entertainment.

Sounds grand - I would get rid of Art auctions..

1) No smoking anywhere on ship

2) No alcoholic beverages on the ship

3) Hire top name entertainers

4) No tender ports

5Passengers observed sneezing or coughing into the air will be fined

6) Daily newspapers available

7) Overnights in every port

8)No cruises to Cuba

9) Muster drills voluntary rather than mandatory

10) 5 Loyalty points for every day of the cruise

I like 1, 3, 5, 6 and 10, the others I dislike.

6) Daily newspapers available

My brain is having a breakdown trying to work through the logistics of this one.

My brain is having a breakdown trying to work through the logistics of this one.

MSC deliver daily newspapers every day for guests in the Yacht Club.