Things not to do on a cruise ship

NEVER rest your leg on the card player next to you in the casino tables

Leaving the balcony light on is very annoying to your neighbors .

Draws mosquitoes and roaches.

spend too much time watching and looking for unacceptable behavior in other passengers.

Ask the Captain to spot you a twenty in the casino. :eek:

spend too much time watching and looking for unacceptable behavior in other passengers.

Are you kidding me? Watching the behavior of (some of) our fellow cruisers provides better entertainment than what's on in the theatre most of the time. I may or may not judge. But I see no reason to forego SO much free entertainment.

Best thing to see is watching people's faces after an argument breaks out around the pool lounges. They all scurry to ensure their lounge is being used appropriately.

I, for one, do not want to see your minichunk. :o

Thank you for a great laugh! I needed that today. Too too funny.

:'):o:'):o

Streaking.

I figured out what "budgie smugglers" were from context. Thank goodness I didn't Google it.

I figured out what "budgie smugglers" were from context. Thank goodness I didn't Google it.

Are you kidding me? Watching the behavior of (some of) our fellow cruisers provides better entertainment than what's on in the theatre most of the time. I may or may not judge. But I see no reason to forego SO much free entertainment.

it's the entertainment value I look forward too. A cocktail, comfy seat and a sense of humor.

Don’t do as the woman on You Tube did several years ago and fail to leave her pool lounger to visit the bathroom.

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Don’t do as the woman on You Tube did several years ago and fail to leave her pool lounger to visit the bathroom.

 

 

 

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Ewwwww, I remember that, just eewwwwwww

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Are you kidding me? Watching the behavior of (some of) our fellow cruisers provides better entertainment than what's on in the theatre most of the time. I may or may not judge. But I see no reason to forego SO much free entertainment.

you are entitled to find entertainment where you may ...

Are you kidding me? Watching the behavior of (some of) our fellow cruisers provides better entertainment than what's on in the theatre most of the time. I may or may not judge. But I see no reason to forego SO much free entertainment.

The best entertainment is to stand by the Purser’s Desk and listen to the varied complaints. Especially people wanting to remove tips

The best entertainment is to stand by the Purser’s Desk and listen to the varied complaints. Especially people wanting to remove tips

I think I’d gave a hard time keeping my thoughts to myself if I heard them.

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....still recovering from the ice bucket use comment....

Don't sit in the middle of a lot of people when you have a nasty coughing bug, ditto using crowded lifts.....

(y)(y) So rude of them. Sometimes I feel like letting ours slam in hopes they might get a hint. I never do because they probably wouldn't even notice and it would disturb the non door slammers.

 

 

What's up with people always trying to get on before others get off? They act like it's the last elevator ever.

I used to always think this about people trying to get on a plane before anyone else. But I now understand we all need overhead space for luggage.

Sing the theme from Titanic in Karaoke. #ThingsNotToDoOnACruiseShip

I spent the better half of a week trying to convince my wife that I had NO idea wear those bra and panties came from.

Say the word BOMB!

Or Poseidon Adventure

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Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars."

I just looked budgie smuggler up and really wish I wouldn't have. :eek::eek::eek:

Don't assume that the glass on a cabin window is one-way. It's been some time ago but my SIL had a cabin that had a window looking out on the Promenade Deck. She assumed no one could see in until her husband asked her if it bothered her undressing where people could see. She was sure they couldn't so he went outside and mimicked every move she made. She was mortified.