mrmapt Posted January 1, 2010 #1 Share Posted January 1, 2010 My vacation started off simple enough. I planned and planned I looked at every detail. I was looking forward to a great time with my friends and family. When I arrived and there was cars and people verywhere! I was forced to give up my belongings to Next thing I know I was in line and stood there forever.. maybe 30 minutes! Next thing I knew they were taking our pictures, looking at our personal documents and asking personal questions. We then went to our room and found a strange person with an accent going through the room rifling with the bed linen, touching our drinking glasses and ice bucket and wanting to "help" us! Next thing I new there was a strange announcement about "how for our own safety" we needed to report to a location far from our room. We went to this location and the next thing We know someone was verbally assulting us about how wear a strange object around our neck! Whew we were glad when that was over! Next thing I knew we were forced to eat with strangers in a location full of tables and chairs.There were again people speaking in foriegn tounges, telling us how THEY will be bringing us food items, THEY said were made just for us. We were given a choice either recieve food from them or we would have to be on our own and forage for ourselves! As we wandered in this new place, we were bombarded by people carrying these trays with 'special drinks" us happy! We somehow avoided this even though it happen about every 20-30 feet we would travel. The next thing we know a voice from above told us we were going to have a spendid time no matter what! All we had to do was follow his instructions! Sorry I have to go now they are now asking be to be a paprt of some sort of "excursion", to where I do not know, if we survive I we let you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeyluver Posted January 1, 2010 #2 Share Posted January 1, 2010 :D:D such inhumane torture!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packedandready Posted January 1, 2010 #3 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Don't you just hate it when that happens :D. I can't wait to be so mistreated in April. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran8778 Posted January 1, 2010 #4 Share Posted January 1, 2010 I also am looking forward to this abuse on the Imagination in Feb :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare sparks1093 Posted January 1, 2010 #5 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Next thing I knew I was wiping off my computer monitor.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisinJenF Posted January 1, 2010 #6 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Dear World Traveler: I am hoping this finds you safe and sound and you survive the torture you are sadly having to endure. I feel badly that this kind of treatment goes on in our society!!! I have decided that even though it is agony................I must sacrifice myself for you! I am prepared to........gasp............trade places with you!! I know I may not survive but I am willing to take that risk!!!!!!!!! For you!!! ;) Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmapt Posted January 1, 2010 Author #7 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Thank you for sharing my pain! I wil write more when they let me out of tis thing they call a "SPA",, quick there coming .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yst347 Posted January 1, 2010 #8 Share Posted January 1, 2010 What foreign language were these strangers speaking? My guess is English. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusin6 Posted January 1, 2010 #9 Share Posted January 1, 2010 My vacation started off simple enough. I planned and planned I looked at every detail. I was looking forward to a great time with my friends and family. When I arrived and there was cars and people verywhere! I was forced to give up my belongings to Next thing I know I was in line and stood there forever.. maybe 30 minutes! Next thing I knew they were taking our pictures, looking at our personal documents and asking personal questions. We then went to our room and found a strange person with an accent going through the room rifling with the bed linen, touching our drinking glasses and ice bucket and wanting to "help" us! Next thing I new there was a strange announcement about "how for our own safety" we needed to report to a location far from our room. We went to this location and the next thing We know someone was verbally assulting us about how wear a strange object around our neck! Whew we were glad when that was over! Next thing I knew we were forced to eat with strangers in a location full of tables and chairs.There were again people speaking in foriegn tounges, telling us how THEY will be bringing us food items, THEY said were made just for us. We were given a choice either recieve food from them or we would have to be on our own and forage for ourselves! As we wandered in this new place, we were bombarded by people carrying these trays with 'special drinks" us happy! We somehow avoided this even though it happen about every 20-30 feet we would travel. The next thing we know a voice from above told us we were going to have a spendid time no matter what! All we had to do was follow his instructions! Sorry I have to go now they are now asking be to be a paprt of some sort of "excursion", to where I do not know, if we survive I we let you know... Had a little extra time on your hands today?:D Happy New Year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conchead Posted January 1, 2010 #10 Share Posted January 1, 2010 My vacation started off simple enough. I planned and planned I looked at every detail. I was looking forward to a great time with my friends and family. When I arrived and there was cars and people verywhere! I was forced to give up my belongings to Next thing I know I was in line and stood there forever.. maybe 30 minutes! Next thing I knew they were taking our pictures, looking at our personal documents and asking personal questions. We then went to our room and found a strange person with an accent going through the room rifling with the bed linen, touching our drinking glasses and ice bucket and wanting to "help" us! Next thing I new there was a strange announcement about "how for our own safety" we needed to report to a location far from our room. We went to this location and the next thing We know someone was verbally assulting us about how wear a strange object around our neck! Whew we were glad when that was over! Next thing I knew we were forced to eat with strangers in a location full of tables and chairs.There were again people speaking in foriegn tounges, telling us how THEY will be bringing us food items, THEY said were made just for us. We were given a choice either recieve food from them or we would have to be on our own and forage for ourselves! As we wandered in this new place, we were bombarded by people carrying these trays with 'special drinks" us happy! We somehow avoided this even though it happen about every 20-30 feet we would travel. The next thing we know a voice from above told us we were going to have a spendid time no matter what! All we had to do was follow his instructions! Sorry I have to go now they are now asking be to be a paprt of some sort of "excursion", to where I do not know, if we survive I we let you know... If you survive, Great Success!! High 5! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misguidedangel Posted January 2, 2010 #11 Share Posted January 2, 2010 My heart bleeds for you.....they are just so horrible to do what they are doing. Now if any strange creatures appear in your cabin at night, be afraid, be very afraid!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonbgd Posted January 2, 2010 #12 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Omg im going to have to subject to all the treatment in 3 weeks i dont know if i will be able to handle it but with my extensive training i will try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeyluver Posted January 2, 2010 #13 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Be very careful of the food they give you to eat... I hear it is full of *omg* flavour, calories and in abundance, they have it everywhere..... I think they are trying to fatten you up for something....:eek: I have also heard they put weapons and shields in your drinks :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missdebi Posted January 2, 2010 #14 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I love somebody who takes this cruising stuff as serious as I do!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckycruzer Posted January 2, 2010 #15 Share Posted January 2, 2010 My heart bleeds for you.....they are just so horrible to do what they are doing. Now if any strange creatures appear in your cabin at night, be afraid, be very afraid!!!!! will be Funship Freddy"..making you enjoy all he has to offer.."more's the pity!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooBooMonkey Posted January 2, 2010 #16 Share Posted January 2, 2010 My heart bleeds for you.....they are just so horrible to do what they are doing. Now if any strange creatures appear in your cabin at night, be afraid, be very afraid!!!!! It tried to steal my sunglasses and wanted to take over my comfy Carnival bed! In the end, I defeated the horrible thing by putting it behind the ugly window coverings they had in this torture chamber... Alas, the next day this creature was joined by yet another! Then, to our dismay, two of our comrades joined them! We were outnumbered for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cccer Posted January 2, 2010 #17 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I might want to cancel my July cruise. 30 minutes in line OMG I don't think I can handle that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisinbuddy Posted January 2, 2010 #18 Share Posted January 2, 2010 We all must be into s&m, because we pay them to do these atrocities (sp) to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPete Posted January 2, 2010 #19 Share Posted January 2, 2010 My vacation started off simple enough. I planned and planned I looked at every detail. I was looking forward to a great time with my friends and family. When I arrived and there was cars and people verywhere! I was forced to give up my belongings to Next thing I know I was in line and stood there forever.. maybe 30 minutes! Next thing I knew they were taking our pictures, looking at our personal documents and asking personal questions. We then went to our room and found a strange person with an accent going through the room rifling with the bed linen, touching our drinking glasses and ice bucket and wanting to "help" us! Next thing I new there was a strange announcement about "how for our own safety" we needed to report to a location far from our room. We went to this location and the next thing We know someone was verbally assulting us about how wear a strange object around our neck! Whew we were glad when that was over! Next thing I knew we were forced to eat with strangers in a location full of tables and chairs.There were again people speaking in foriegn tounges, telling us how THEY will be bringing us food items, THEY said were made just for us. We were given a choice either recieve food from them or we would have to be on our own and forage for ourselves! As we wandered in this new place, we were bombarded by people carrying these trays with 'special drinks" us happy! We somehow avoided this even though it happen about every 20-30 feet we would travel. The next thing we know a voice from above told us we were going to have a spendid time no matter what! All we had to do was follow his instructions! Sorry I have to go now they are now asking be to be a paprt of some sort of "excursion", to where I do not know, if we survive I we let you know... Yup! That sounds about right! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny1 Posted January 2, 2010 #20 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Boy, sounds like a good case for a lawsuit..I really feel for you and I hope you recover and don't have any lasting problems.. LOL:p NOw if this is a sickness, I hope I can catch it in 29 days..;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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