shipcafe Posted February 24, 2005 #76 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Just the fact that this topic has made it this long is beyond me . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cru1s1ng Posted February 24, 2005 #77 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The views are rolling along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravlnMom Posted February 24, 2005 #78 Share Posted February 24, 2005 How many men does it take to change the TP roll??? ...... No one knows -- it's never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannie Posted February 24, 2005 #79 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I personally would insist that the end of the roll be folded into a graceful origami swan. After all, they make towel animals, why not toilet paper animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill S Posted February 24, 2005 #80 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is one thread which I hope the folks at HAL and on the ships DON'T read . . . . . . . or put on the bulletin board! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted February 24, 2005 #81 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is one thread which I hope the folks at HAL and on the ships DON'T read . . . . . . . or put on the bulletin board! :eek: We'll find out when cabin stewards, in addition to asking what time you want tea delivered, ask if you're an "over" or an "under"! -dave "It sounds like English, but I can't understand a 'dam' word you're saying." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted February 24, 2005 #82 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Yeah, but that has two meanings. Ask the steward, "Do you mean bathroom or bedroom?" If the former, smile; if the latter, no tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherInFlorida Posted February 24, 2005 #83 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is one thread which I hope the folks at HAL and on the ships DON'T read . . . . . . . or put on the bulletin board! :eek: Aaaaaah ....... why not? I think it will afford a welcome breath of fresh air for them!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bepsf Posted February 24, 2005 #84 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Yeah, but that has two meanings. Ask the steward, "Do you mean bathroom or bedroom?" If the former, smile; if the latter, no tip. You sure about that one Tom??? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekerr19 Posted February 24, 2005 Author #85 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Imagining an announcement in the HAL daily programs: "Friends of Mr. Whipple meeting will be held in the aft unisex public restoom at 1pm each day. Roll call optional." OMG! I am dying here! I remember the Mr. Whipple commercials - the most ridiculous commercial ever... well maybe in my DH's case, not so....;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekerr19 Posted February 24, 2005 Author #86 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I think (in memory of who outted the problem) the meetings should be called Friends of EKerr, or FOEK. That will be easily remembered and easily identifiable on the Daily Program. This is easily the funniest thing I've seen on these boards in months! We can call them the FOEKERS!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRIS3169 Posted February 24, 2005 #87 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What great humor!!! Thanks everyone, I just loved this thread. Of course I am a closet over the top person! Just the obsessive compulsive in me!!! I just loved the Mr. Whipple! and the meetings. Great job everyone, Chris :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherInFlorida Posted February 24, 2005 #88 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is easily the funniest thing I've seen on these boards in months! We can call them the FOEKERS!!!! :D YES!!! Instead of the usual boring announcement it can simply say: "MEET THE FOEKERS!!!" at 5 pm in the Crow's Nest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted February 24, 2005 #89 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I am a closet over the top person! Most of us don't use a closet; we have a regular bathroom. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trubey Posted February 24, 2005 #90 Share Posted February 24, 2005 that's why they call it the "water closet" . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 24, 2005 #91 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Surely you jest!hehehehe yes I jest :) However I do have this father-in-law that must have the seat lid down when he approches the toilet, or he will refuse to use it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabbyHarper Posted February 24, 2005 #92 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gosh! Im impressed! Here at home we use old Sears catalogs and corn cobs. HAL must really be an upscale line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 24, 2005 #93 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gosh! Im impressed! Here at home we use old Sears catalogs and corn cobs. HAL must really be an upscale line.Ok now I have coffee all over my screen and keyboard! hehehehee :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted February 24, 2005 #94 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gosh! Im impressed! Here at home we use old Sears catalogs and corn cobs. HAL must really be an upscale line. Perhaps we need to explain to you that, aboard ship, the Half Moon Room doesn't mean what you think it might! :) -dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill S Posted February 24, 2005 #95 Share Posted February 24, 2005 dave: now I just dumped coffee on two keyboards!!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongerob Posted February 24, 2005 #96 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Perhaps this could become another SOE feature. Here's how it's done on those other lines: Carnival - Hey, you should be happy you're getting TP at all! The brand we use is called "John Wayne". It's rough, it's tough, and doesn't take any crap. RCI - Pages from the latest catalogs are pre-torn for you, and smoothed to avoid those nasty crinkles, in the port-o-lets found within convenient walking distance of passenger cabins. Princess - takes the idea of pampering their passengers to extremes, and provides Depends to all passengers, since you can't find the friggin' restrooms on a Grand-class ship anyway. Celebrity - X thoughfully provides an en suite restroom butler who will take care of unrolling the required amount of product, applying the product in the manner prescribed, and disposing of it properly. Royal treatment, indeed! Cunard - We are British and wouldn't dare discuss such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevNeal Posted February 24, 2005 #97 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Oh, GOD, I'm dying. I just finished mopping off my display, I've sprayed my beverage of choice all over it, laughing so hard. :D TP should ALWAYS dispense from the bottom ... that way the cat doesn't unroll the whole thing while I'm away. :D Of course, since my cat isn't aboard ... loading the roll to dispense from the top is fine, too. Besides, it's easier to make that little triangle shape in the last square of the TP roll if it's mounted to dispense from the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinaLee Posted February 24, 2005 #98 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Perhaps this could become another SOE feature. Here's how it's done on those other lines: Carnival - Hey, you should be happy you're getting TP at all! The brand we use is called "John Wayne". It's rough, it's tough, and doesn't take any crap. RCI - Pages from the latest catalogs are pre-torn for you, and smoothed to avoid those nasty crinkles, in the port-o-lets found within convenient walking distance of passenger cabins. Princess - takes the idea of pampering their passengers to extremes, and provides Depends to all passengers, since you can't find the friggin' restrooms on a Grand-class ship anyway. Celebrity - X thoughfully provides an en suite restroom butler who will take care of unrolling the required amount of product, applying the product in the manner prescribed, and disposing of it properly. Royal treatment, indeed! Cunard - We are British and wouldn't dare discuss such things. Rob - coffee thru the nose is no laughing matter - but the Cunard and Celebrity descriptions put me over the top! "spot on" old chap! TinaLee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherInFlorida Posted February 24, 2005 #99 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Oh, GOD, I'm dying.I just finished mopping off my display, I've sprayed my beverage of choice all over it, laughing so hard. :D TP should ALWAYS dispense from the bottom ... that way the cat doesn't unroll the whole thing while I'm away. :D Of course, since my cat isn't aboard ... loading the roll to dispense from the top is fine, too. Besides, it's easier to make that little triangle shape in the last square of the TP roll if it's mounted to dispense from the top. I was wondering where you were, Greg!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted February 24, 2005 #100 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Celebrity - X thoughfully provides an en suite restroom butler who will take care of unrolling the required amount of product, applying the product in the manner prescribed, and disposing of it properly. Royal treatment, indeed! One should expect no less when on the throne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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