Clarkson syndrome

[stevedeccaman]

Well hear we are nearly at Christmas and anyone who says XMAS

instead of Christmas

should

be taken outside and shot with ********** :eek:

 

 

Jeremy Clarkson syndrome

sorry always get it about this time of yesr :D

 

stevie

 

take care all

[davecttr]

XMAS uses less elctronic bits and pieces than christmas and is easier to spill :D

[kalos]

 

Jeremy Clarkson syndrome

sorry always get it about this time of year :D

 

stevie

 

take care all

 

Be Good

Kalos

[KirkNC]

Merry Christmas!

[celt123]

;):D Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

[ormy]

What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better

- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR.

I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it.

I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings.

[Rebel Rouser]

Ouch :D

[L & S]

What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better

- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR.

I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it.

I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings.

 

 

Christmas is the season of goodwill.!!!! I also visit these forums to discuss issues and learn things, but sometimes a bit a humour doesn't go amiss.

 

Merry Christmas everyone.

[kalos]

Merry Christmas!

 

:) AND THE SAME TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY KIND SIR !:)

 

Be Good

Kalos

[kalos]

Christmas is the season of goodwill.!!!! I also visit these forums to discuss issues and learn things, but sometimes a bit a humour doesn't go amiss.

 

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

"and so say all of us" :D well almost:rolleyes: and wot (soz) what RR said ;)

 

Be Good

Kalos

[Julessmiles]

What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better

- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR.

I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it.

I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings.

 

Simples - if you don't like it, don't read it :):):)

 

Merry CHRISTmas everyone !!

[stevedeccaman]

Originally Posted by ormy

What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better

- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR.

I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it.

I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings.

 

Most sorry for the typo error hope it has not spoiled the forthcoming festive

season too much which I am sure will be a most joyful one in you household :D

 

We on this forum will now endeavour to concentrate on the more serious side of cruising on liners ;)

 

you may be on the wrong forum as Thomson do not have liners only fun ships full of fun people (well most of them :D )

 

Stevie

[infoqueen]

Originally Posted by ormy

What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better

- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR.

I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it.

I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings.

 

Most sorry for the typo error hope it has not spoiled the forthcoming festive

season too much which I am sure will be a most joyful one in you household :D

 

We on this forum will now endeavour to concentrate on the more serious side of cruising on liners ;)

 

you may be on the wrong forum as Thomson do not have liners only fun ships full of fun people (well most of them :D )

 

Stevie

Nice one Stevie, hope they're not on our cruise cos we wont be intelligent enough.

 

Shirley (Ex King Edwards Grammar School Girl)

[stevedeccaman]

lin·er/ˈlīnər/

 

Noun:

• A large luxurious passenger ship of a type formerly used on a regular line.
  

no def not Thomson ships ;)

 

stevie

happy sailing, I salute all jokers on the forum :)

[Jim The Scot]

Nollaig Chridheil

 

[stevedeccaman]

I say again

What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble :D

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live

Stevie

 

 

[Rebel Rouser]

You lot better behave? or I will get the singing donkey out again

[stevedeccaman]

You lot better behave? or I will get the singing donkey out again

 

that means it is time for the pub :D

[kalos]

What has all this to do with cruising ? Good question and the answer is ..

A load of fun loving people who it would be a honour to step on the same ship as the

posters on here who will answer your questions as well as have "fun".

Talking of fun I have just uploaded one of my web sites with a bit of fun and would like to

share it with my fellow cruisers and if it makes them smile ,then job done .Merry Christmas /cruising to you all........

 

No Cruise at the moment but we do have .......

 

CHRISTMAS CHEER

 

 

It was Christmas tea time and Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face...

......silly old goat had fallen asleep on his jigsaw.

 

I never wanted to believe that my Dad stole from his job as a roadworker...

.......but when I got home all the signs were there.

 

 

Getting old ... First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull

up your zipper... it's worse when you forget to pull it down.

 

Police in Rotherham last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles

with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin,£5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25

trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in town .

Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said:

"We're all shocked, we never knew we had a library."

 

Work the top 3 tips ....

1...A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

after you hit the snooze button.

 

2...You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

 

3... If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem

 

Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.

The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?"

Paddy replies "I don't know! It’s your plane!"

 

Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"

Patient: "I am 60!"

Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

 

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

 

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a

gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

 

"OLD" is when your other half says,"Let's go upstairs and make love"

and you have to say "Pick one or the other, I can't do both !"

 

Try this ... Do you know if you walk into Tesco and scream,

everybody looks at you as if you are mad.

If you do exactly the same thing on an aeroplane everybody joins in!!

 

I got a new job with the Samaritans, tried to 'phone in sick today ..........

but they talked me out of it!

 

My daughter asked

"I hope your going to shave that stupid moustache off before we go on holiday?

its embarrassing. " Thats the bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to the wife.

 

I love to pamper my Wife when she's had a stressful day at work..I get her to text

me as she's leaving so I can turn on the hot tap and swish the bubbles around for her..

.so the minute she walks though the door she can crack on with the washing the dishes!

 

Police cornered off Sheffield city centre this morning after a suspicious object was discovered in a car...

It later turned out to be a tax disc...

 

Every girl is beautiful...sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

 

On a cruise ship trip to America I called into a book store..I asked 'How much for this book love?'

She said..'Five bucks'...I said..'No..it's just one'

 

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked

him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop:

one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger,.......

but I like the way you are thinking."

 

Enjoy your Cruisers ;)

 

Oh and ...........................

 

 

Be Good

 

Kalos

[Rebel Rouser]

No Pub this arvo..footie at home to Enfield then Indian for Supper as it the old girls 54th today :D before you say aything I'm a toy-boy :p

 

 

Sorry for going off topic Ormy ;)

[kalos]

No Pub this arvo..footie at home to Enfield then Indian for Supper as it the old girls 54th today :D before you say aything I'm a toboy :p

 

 

Sorry for going off topic Ormy ;)

 

Curry stains to you :eek: and

 

To Mrs RR:D

[Jim The Scot]

[sweby]

What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better

- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR.

I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it.

I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings.

 

I use this site to learn about cruising AND HAVE A REALLY GOOD GIGGLE, especially at the postings from Stevedeccaman. I suggest you read a few more of these from Steve, it will brighten up your winter evenings.:D

[stevedeccaman]

[stevedeccaman]

:rolleyes:

 

cant wait for the replies from the old guys :D

 

Stevie :)