stevedeccaman Posted December 9, 2011 #1 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Well hear we are nearly at Christmas and anyone who says XMAS instead of Christmas should be taken outside and shot with ********** :eek: Jeremy Clarkson syndrome sorry always get it about this time of yesr :D stevie take care all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davecttr Posted December 9, 2011 #2 Share Posted December 9, 2011 XMAS uses less elctronic bits and pieces than christmas and is easier to spill :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted December 9, 2011 #3 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Jeremy Clarkson syndrome sorry always get it about this time of year :D stevie take care all Be Good Kalos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkNC Posted December 9, 2011 #4 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celt123 Posted December 9, 2011 #5 Share Posted December 9, 2011 ;):D Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ormy Posted December 9, 2011 #6 Share Posted December 9, 2011 What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better - Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR. I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it. I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Rouser Posted December 9, 2011 #7 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Ouch :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L & S Posted December 9, 2011 #8 Share Posted December 9, 2011 What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR. I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it. I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings. Christmas is the season of goodwill.!!!! I also visit these forums to discuss issues and learn things, but sometimes a bit a humour doesn't go amiss. Merry Christmas everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted December 9, 2011 #9 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Merry Christmas! :) AND THE SAME TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY KIND SIR !:) Be Good Kalos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted December 9, 2011 #10 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Christmas is the season of goodwill.!!!! I also visit these forums to discuss issues and learn things, but sometimes a bit a humour doesn't go amiss. Merry Christmas everyone. "and so say all of us" :D well almost:rolleyes: and wot (soz) what RR said ;) Be Good Kalos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julessmiles Posted December 10, 2011 #11 Share Posted December 10, 2011 What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR. I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it. I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings. Simples - if you don't like it, don't read it :):):) Merry CHRISTmas everyone !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevedeccaman Posted December 10, 2011 Author #12 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Originally Posted by ormy What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better - Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR. I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it. I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings. Most sorry for the typo error hope it has not spoiled the forthcoming festive season too much which I am sure will be a most joyful one in you household :D We on this forum will now endeavour to concentrate on the more serious side of cruising on liners ;) you may be on the wrong forum as Thomson do not have liners only fun ships full of fun people (well most of them :D ) Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infoqueen Posted December 10, 2011 #13 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Originally Posted by ormy What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better - Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR. I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it. I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings. Most sorry for the typo error hope it has not spoiled the forthcoming festive season too much which I am sure will be a most joyful one in you household :D We on this forum will now endeavour to concentrate on the more serious side of cruising on liners ;) you may be on the wrong forum as Thomson do not have liners only fun ships full of fun people (well most of them :D ) Stevie Nice one Stevie, hope they're not on our cruise cos we wont be intelligent enough. Shirley (Ex King Edwards Grammar School Girl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevedeccaman Posted December 10, 2011 Author #14 Share Posted December 10, 2011 lin·er/ˈlīnər/ Noun: A large luxurious passenger ship of a type formerly used on a regular line. no def not Thomson ships ;) stevie happy sailing, I salute all jokers on the forum :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Jim The Scot Posted December 10, 2011 #15 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Nollaig Chridheil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevedeccaman Posted December 10, 2011 Author #16 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I say again What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble :D Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Rouser Posted December 10, 2011 #17 Share Posted December 10, 2011 You lot better behave? or I will get the singing donkey out again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevedeccaman Posted December 10, 2011 Author #18 Share Posted December 10, 2011 You lot better behave? or I will get the singing donkey out again that means it is time for the pub :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted December 10, 2011 #19 Share Posted December 10, 2011 What has all this to do with cruising ? Good question and the answer is .. A load of fun loving people who it would be a honour to step on the same ship as the posters on here who will answer your questions as well as have "fun". Talking of fun I have just uploaded one of my web sites with a bit of fun and would like to share it with my fellow cruisers and if it makes them smile ,then job done .Merry Christmas /cruising to you all........ No Cruise at the moment but we do have ....... CHRISTMAS CHEER It was Christmas tea time and Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face... ......silly old goat had fallen asleep on his jigsaw. I never wanted to believe that my Dad stole from his job as a roadworker... .......but when I got home all the signs were there. Getting old ... First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper... it's worse when you forget to pull it down. Police in Rotherham last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin,£5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in town . Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said: "We're all shocked, we never knew we had a library." Work the top 3 tips .... 1...A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2...You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 3... If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I don't know! It’s your plane!" Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?" A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us." A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!" "OLD" is when your other half says,"Let's go upstairs and make love" and you have to say "Pick one or the other, I can't do both !" Try this ... Do you know if you walk into Tesco and scream, everybody looks at you as if you are mad. If you do exactly the same thing on an aeroplane everybody joins in!! I got a new job with the Samaritans, tried to 'phone in sick today .......... but they talked me out of it! My daughter asked "I hope your going to shave that stupid moustache off before we go on holiday? its embarrassing. " Thats the bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to the wife. I love to pamper my Wife when she's had a stressful day at work..I get her to text me as she's leaving so I can turn on the hot tap and swish the bubbles around for her.. .so the minute she walks though the door she can crack on with the washing the dishes! Police cornered off Sheffield city centre this morning after a suspicious object was discovered in a car... It later turned out to be a tax disc... Every girl is beautiful...sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it. On a cruise ship trip to America I called into a book store..I asked 'How much for this book love?' She said..'Five bucks'...I said..'No..it's just one' Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger,....... but I like the way you are thinking." Enjoy your Cruisers ;) Oh and ........................... Be Good Kalos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Rouser Posted December 10, 2011 #20 Share Posted December 10, 2011 No Pub this arvo..footie at home to Enfield then Indian for Supper as it the old girls 54th today :D before you say aything I'm a toy-boy :p Sorry for going off topic Ormy ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted December 10, 2011 #21 Share Posted December 10, 2011 No Pub this arvo..footie at home to Enfield then Indian for Supper as it the old girls 54th today :D before you say aything I'm a toboy :p Sorry for going off topic Ormy ;) Curry stains to you :eek: and To Mrs RR:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Jim The Scot Posted December 10, 2011 #22 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweby Posted December 10, 2011 #23 Share Posted December 10, 2011 What has all this to do with cruising - utter dribble and spelling not much better- Christmas is nearly HERE not nearly HEAR. I suggest if you have nothing else to do go and help someone who needs it. I visit this web-site to learn something about life on board a liner, not someones nonsense ravings. I use this site to learn about cruising AND HAVE A REALLY GOOD GIGGLE, especially at the postings from Stevedeccaman. I suggest you read a few more of these from Steve, it will brighten up your winter evenings.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stevedeccaman Posted December 10, 2011 Author #25 Share Posted December 10, 2011 :rolleyes: cant wait for the replies from the old guys :D Stevie :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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