Captain Carnival Posted August 4, 2012 #1 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Official Carnival Chair Hog Penalty’s 1st Offense: Piglet – Verbal Warning 2nd Offense: Pig - Official Written Warning 3rd Offense: Feral Pig– ½ Ban from Lido Deck 4th Offense: Wild Boar – Full Day Ban from Lido Deck 5th Offense: Confirmed Chair Hog – Tossed into the Brig for one night 6th Offense: Bacon – Chopped into pieces and served at the buffet :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Room Service! Posted August 4, 2012 #2 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I prefer to start with the chopping. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj woods Posted August 4, 2012 #3 Share Posted August 4, 2012 wow how witty just we need another chair hog post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Room Service! Posted August 4, 2012 #4 Share Posted August 4, 2012 wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudyard Posted August 4, 2012 #5 Share Posted August 4, 2012 wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment. /like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucky13elec Posted August 4, 2012 #6 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I like it. The beards ought to try this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Carnival Posted August 4, 2012 Author #7 Share Posted August 4, 2012 wow how witty just we need another chair hog post I would rather be witty than a dim wit.....just saying! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireofficer5 Posted August 4, 2012 #8 Share Posted August 4, 2012 wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment. That waS FUNNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie S. Posted August 4, 2012 #9 Share Posted August 4, 2012 That waS FUNNY. I agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiremanDan Posted August 4, 2012 #10 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Chopped Chairhog... I think they already do this based on some of the food served last cruise. Also saw some wrapped in the Walmart meat department...it looked fatty and pale, but it was very cheap. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Carnival Posted August 5, 2012 Author #11 Share Posted August 5, 2012 ...Chopped Chairhog...I think they already do this... That's why they have the "bacon police" serving at the lido buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobiemom Posted August 5, 2012 #12 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Official Carnival Chair Hog Penalty’s 1st Offense: Piglet – Verbal Warning 2nd Offense: Pig - Official Written Warning 3rd Offense: Feral Pig– ½ Ban from Lido Deck 4th Offense: Wild Boar – Full Day Ban from Lido Deck 5th Offense: Confirmed Chair Hog – Tossed into the Brig for one night 6th Offense: Bacon – Chopped into pieces and served at the buffet :D They should have to wear a lanyard with their offense on it, except for the last one. Too late. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footballbabe3 Posted August 5, 2012 #13 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Maybe the ones that don't see the humor in it are Chair Hogs. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novinha Posted August 5, 2012 #14 Share Posted August 5, 2012 They should have to wear a lanyard with their offense on it, except for the last one. Too late. :D Like a scarlet "CH"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Carnival Posted August 5, 2012 Author #15 Share Posted August 5, 2012 They should have to wear a lanyard with their offense on it, except for the last one. Too late. :D Perhaps they can have their own special chair too! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobiemom Posted August 5, 2012 #16 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Perhaps they can have their own special chair too! :D That's what got them in trouble in the first place! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capn Bob Posted August 5, 2012 #17 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Greetings from one Army Brat to another... Chopped Chairhog... I think they already do this based on some of the food served last cruise. Also saw some wrapped in the Walmart meat department...it looked fatty and pale, but it was very cheap. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t1adams Posted August 5, 2012 #18 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Maybe the ones that don't see the humor in it are Chair Hogs. LOL Very good point.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landonsnanny Posted August 5, 2012 #19 Share Posted August 5, 2012 cute!!!!! lighten up cruisers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Carnival Posted August 6, 2012 Author #20 Share Posted August 6, 2012 cute!!!!! lighten up cruisers More like lighten up chairhogs!! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelndscz Posted August 6, 2012 #21 Share Posted August 6, 2012 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rozcrw4 Posted August 6, 2012 #22 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I just returned from my very first cruise on Carnival Liberty and absolutely loved it!!! Hubby and I had no problems finding chairs when we were looking to sit outside. So my serious question is "what constitutes a chair hog?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramrac Posted August 6, 2012 #23 Share Posted August 6, 2012 wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment. Like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halos Posted August 6, 2012 #24 Share Posted August 6, 2012 some posters have absolutely no sense of humor. OP, your post gave me a chuckle. It was a great way to start a hot and humid Monday morning. Thank you :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Carnival Posted August 6, 2012 Author #25 Share Posted August 6, 2012 some posters have absolutely no sense of humor. OP, your post gave me a chuckle. It was a great way to start a hot and humid Monday morning. Thank you :) In the same spirit of the "hog" some say with my sense of humor I am a ham, others say I'm the whole pig! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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