Official Carnival Chair Hog Penalty’s

[Captain Carnival]

Official Carnival Chair Hog Penalty’s

 

1st Offense: Piglet – Verbal Warning

 

2nd Offense: Pig - Official Written Warning

 

3rd Offense: Feral Pig– ½ Ban from Lido Deck

 

4th Offense: Wild Boar – Full Day Ban from Lido Deck

 

5th Offense: Confirmed Chair Hog – Tossed into the Brig for one night

 

6th Offense: Bacon – Chopped into pieces and served at the buffet

 

:D

[Room Service!]

I prefer to start with the chopping. ;)

[pj woods]

wow how witty just we need another chair hog post

[Room Service!]

wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment.

[Rudyard]

wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment.

 

/like

[lucky13elec]

I like it. The beards ought to try this.

[Captain Carnival]

wow how witty just we need another chair hog post

 

I would rather be witty than a dim wit.....just saying! ;)

[fireofficer5]

wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment.

That waS FUNNY.

[Laurie S.]

That waS FUNNY.

 

 

I agree!

[FiremanDan]

Chopped Chairhog...

 

I think they already do this based on some of the food served last cruise. Also saw some wrapped in the Walmart meat department...it looked fatty and pale, but it was very cheap. :eek:

[Captain Carnival]

...Chopped Chairhog...I think they already do this...

 

That's why they have the "bacon police" serving at the lido buffet.

[dobiemom]

Official Carnival Chair Hog Penalty’s

 

1st Offense: Piglet – Verbal Warning

 

2nd Offense: Pig - Official Written Warning

 

3rd Offense: Feral Pig– ½ Ban from Lido Deck

 

4th Offense: Wild Boar – Full Day Ban from Lido Deck

 

5th Offense: Confirmed Chair Hog – Tossed into the Brig for one night

 

6th Offense: Bacon – Chopped into pieces and served at the buffet

 

:D

 

They should have to wear a lanyard with their offense on it, except for the last one. Too late. :D

[footballbabe3]

Maybe the ones that don't see the humor in it are Chair Hogs. LOL

[novinha]

They should have to wear a lanyard with their offense on it, except for the last one. Too late. :D

Like a scarlet "CH"?

[Captain Carnival]

They should have to wear a lanyard with their offense on it, except for the last one. Too late. :D

 

 

Perhaps they can have their own special chair too! :D

[dobiemom]

Perhaps they can have their own special chair too! :D

That's what got them in trouble in the first place! ;)

[Mad Capn Bob]

Greetings from one Army Brat to another...

 

Chopped Chairhog...

 

I think they already do this based on some of the food served last cruise. Also saw some wrapped in the Walmart meat department...it looked fatty and pale, but it was very cheap. :eek:

[t1adams]

Maybe the ones that don't see the humor in it are Chair Hogs. LOL

 

 

Very good point.;)

[landonsnanny]

cute!!!!! lighten up cruisers

[Captain Carnival]

cute!!!!! lighten up cruisers

 

More like lighten up chairhogs!! :rolleyes:

 

[angelndscz]

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[rozcrw4]

I just returned from my very first cruise on Carnival Liberty and absolutely loved it!!! Hubby and I had no problems finding chairs when we were looking to sit outside. So my serious question is "what constitutes a chair hog?"

[Ramrac]

wow how witty, just 'what' we need another crappy comment.

 

Like!

[halos]

some posters have absolutely no sense of humor.

 

OP, your post gave me a chuckle. It was a great way to start a hot and humid Monday morning.

Thank you :)

[Captain Carnival]

some posters have absolutely no sense of humor.

 

OP, your post gave me a chuckle. It was a great way to start a hot and humid Monday morning.

Thank you :)

 

In the same spirit of the "hog" some say with my sense of humor I am a ham, others say I'm the whole pig! :rolleyes: