dleighb Posted February 3, 2014 #1 Share Posted February 3, 2014 On our way back home Friday, my group and I created a parody of "The Love Boat" to keep us entertained on our drive. WARNING: Read no further if you don't have a sense of humour and/or were sick on board (as I do sympathize with those who being sick probably had a miserable few days). Some of our rhymes aren't great and our tempo is a little off, but we sure did laugh a lot while we created verses, so I thought I would share. And sadly, I couldn't figure out how to work in the fact that everyone entering the dining room looked like evil geniuses rubbing their hands with Purell. I tried, but "I couldn't find anything that rhymed with "Evil Genius Sanitation Shuffle" which is what we nicknamed that look. The Plague Boat Noro, it's coming for you Come on board, spores are everywhere. Noro, a cruiser's nightmare. Go Away, please get out of our hair! Code Alpha sends the staff running to and fro Salt and Pepper gone from the table three days ago Buffet cluster commences as staff now must serve the food. Roatan, we bid you ado Belize, we're not going to you Noro, Captain says it is fog The guests, do they really not have a clue? The Plague Boat soon will be docking in Houston now. Stormy weather, the waves will make you more green. Rub your hands with Purell Sanitize ev’ry little thing. And spew. Before it's too late You're the only cruise whose guests they are losing weight! Yes Plaaaaaaague! Get the hell off, it's Plague! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnBikerFallDown Posted February 3, 2014 #2 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I do have a sick sense of humor... so this is hilarious! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaWolfe Posted February 3, 2014 #3 Share Posted February 3, 2014 :d:d:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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