Rassa Posted October 17, 2016 #26 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Assuming you are travelling Singapore to Sydney. As the Captain takes a right on entering Sydney Harbour, take the hanky with the Aussie flag on it, off your head with pride, to wipe away your tears as you pass those Aussie icons, Kirribilli, the Opera House and the Bridge and sing Waltzing Matilda, confusing the Yanks and the Poms with your choice of song. It may be quite chilly at 7 am in the morning so don't forget your ugg boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted October 17, 2016 #27 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Assuming you are travelling Singapore to Sydney. As the Captain takes a right on entering Sydney Harbour, take the hanky with the Aussie flag on it, off your head with pride, to wipe away your tears as you pass those Aussie icons, Kirribilli, the Opera House and the Bridge and sing Waltzing Matilda, confusing the Yanks and the Poms with your choice of song. It may be quite chilly at 7 am in the morning so don't forget your ugg boots. I actually take a small Aussie flag that I hang on the balcony door. Maybe I can use it on my cruise. Don't need uggys I'll just wear thongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mijuraad Posted October 17, 2016 #28 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Am enjoying your clothing queries, and would love to be on your cruise. Guess I'll just have to wait until my wardrobe is acceptable on both the U.K. And the USA. Love the humor/humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow45 Posted October 17, 2016 #29 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Damn you guys are hilarious. Are you bored CC took away your page about visiting Australia. Sad about that, it was a great page with nonsense advice about watching out for drop bears etc.. Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted October 17, 2016 #30 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Damn you guys are hilarious. Are you bored CC took away your page about visiting Australia. Sad about that, it was a great page with nonsense advice about watching out for drop bears etc.. Sent from my iPad using Forums Best advice a visitor could get is "Watch for drop bears" deadly those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpos Posted October 17, 2016 Author #31 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) I have just realised that we shall be at sea on the Celebrity Solstice between Darwin and Cairns on 8 November - USA's Presidential Election Day. Bearing this in mind, I have just ordered two T Shirts to wear on the day. On the front of the T Shirt we shall have the two Presidential candidates photos (both holding hands) and underneath the words "may the best person win" Not good form to show any preferential bias to our USA passengers which might sway the vote either way. After the vote is over and the result known perhaps we could burn the T Shirts on the lawn area on the top deck or auction them off to defray the outrageous cost of our suite Edited October 17, 2016 by Bpos diction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpos Posted October 17, 2016 Author #32 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) Sorry double post - bloody computers Edited October 17, 2016 by Bpos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Womble99 Posted October 17, 2016 #33 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Damn you guys are hilarious. Are you bored CC took away your page about visiting Australia. Sad about that, it was a great page with nonsense advice about watching out for drop bears etc.. Sent from my iPad using Forums Yep now they won't let us take the pith out of anything :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted October 17, 2016 #34 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Multi flagged budgie smugglers, that'd be smick. Had to explain to one. Female CD that shielas don't wear budgie smugglers, 'cause they don't have a budgie. Depends on which country or night club you visit, Thailand for instance.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted October 17, 2016 #35 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Here we have a perfect example for the entire family https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ce/2e/f2/ce2ef26156c8ef0210ad839cf9a0a6a7.jpg Regards John Sorry but that is just Pithiful.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted October 17, 2016 #36 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I will go to the pool at 6.00 am and use the towels to reserve the best sun loungers for our 11.30 am swim - surely no one will touch our towels while we sleep in and have a long champagne breakfast on our aft balcony each day. Great plan, but as the poms are on board you may need to get up at 5.30am to get the chair.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted October 17, 2016 #37 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I have just realised that we shall be at sea on the Celebrity Solstice between Darwin and Cairns on 8 November - USA's Presidential Election Day. Bearing this in mind, I have just ordered two T Shirts to wear on the day. On the front of the T Shirt we shall have the two Presidential candidates photos (both holding hands) and underneath the words "may the best person win" Not good form to show any preferential bias to our USA passengers which might sway the vote either way. After the vote is over and the result known perhaps we could burn the T Shirts on the lawn area on the top deck or auction them off to defray the outrageous cost of our suite You are on a roll, absolutely full of it today.:D BTW, It= good ideas.:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSWP Posted October 17, 2016 #38 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) And Bpos please, leave your Pet EMU at home, at least if you bring it, order it room service 24/7 lol. You may bring the Emu up from your cabin to the Solstice Lawn after midnight, just for a peck in the night sea air. Gawd, why did Uncle Les become involved in this thread? Edited October 17, 2016 by NSWP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpos Posted October 17, 2016 Author #39 Share Posted October 17, 2016 You are on a roll, absolutely full of it today.:D BTW, It= good ideas.:p Well Mic, as you know the Solstice is undergoing refurbishment in Singapore prior to our cruise and I decided it was time to refurbish our cruise clothing as well - it's as simple as that. And besides, all my white singlet tops are so stained by food, beer and wine droppings from use over the years someone recently asked me where they could buy one the same as mine. They thought my singlet had been tie dyed - amazing, how about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSWP Posted October 17, 2016 #40 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) Well Mic, as you know the Solstice is undergoing refurbishment in Singapore prior to our cruise and I decided it was time to refurbish our cruise clothing as well - it's as simple as that. And besides, all my white singlet tops are so stained by food, beer and wine droppings from use over the years someone recently asked me where they could buy one the same as mine. They thought my singlet had been tie dyed - amazing, how about that! Wear your old footy jumper to absorb the misplaced food/drink. Above all enjoy. Edited October 17, 2016 by NSWP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterbear Posted October 17, 2016 #41 Share Posted October 17, 2016 And Bpos please, leave the 'blow up sheep' at home, or at least if you bring it, order it room service 24/7 lol. You may bring the sheep up from your cabin to the Solstice Lawn after midnight, just for a graze in the night sea air. Choice Bro and God Bless Nu Ziland. Gawd, why did Uncle Les become involved in this thread? Trust someone to bring up inflatable sheep [emoji207][emoji6] Inflatable sheep are definitely an Aussie phenomenon. We don't need any as we have millions of real ones [emoji1181] Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesome girl Posted October 17, 2016 #42 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Pack a nice large hankie to put on your head aMMy nd tie a knot in each corner when sitting in the sun. My goodness that brought back memories of my dear Dad using the hankie to cover his bald pate, he was a Pom.:):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSWP Posted October 17, 2016 #43 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Trust someone to bring up inflatable sheep [emoji207][emoji6] Inflatable sheep are definitely an Aussie phenomenon. We don't need any as we have millions of real ones [emoji1181] Sent from my iPhone using Forums Sorry, I changed the Sheep to Emu, I stuffed up, thought Bpos was a Kiwi. Nothing wrong with a blow up sheep as a cabin mate for a cruise. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSWP Posted October 17, 2016 #44 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) My goodness that brought back memories of my dear Dad using thehankie to cover his bald pate, he was a Pom.:):) Did he also wear socks with his sandals? Plenty of them on Aurora/Oriana last year. Oh yes, the hankie on the head, fashion accessory still seen at the likes of Skegness and Southend on Sea. Some would say 'Skeggy' and 'Sarfend on Mud', lol. BTW, I was in Tassie a few weeks ago, swore I saw a few like the above at Bicheno. Edited October 17, 2016 by NSWP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterbear Posted October 17, 2016 #45 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Sorry, I changed the Sheep to Emu, I stuffed up, thought Bpos was a Kiwi. Nothing wrong with a blow up sheep as a cabin mate for a cruise. lol. Nope nothing at all!!!! At least that cabin mate would have minimal luggage and would leave all the decisions to you [emoji6] Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpos Posted October 17, 2016 Author #46 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Sorry, I changed the Sheep to Emu, I stuffed up, thought Bpos was a Kiwi. Nothing wrong with a blow up sheep as a cabin mate for a cruise. lol. No, a true blue Aussie I am. Had not thought about that but would the sheep be toilet trained??? The suite is not that big on the Solstice and I can assure you my long suffering wife and I are, and we will occupy most of the available space in the cabin. Also I would be concerned about the excess baggage charges for our flights from Perth to Singapore then home from Sydney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted October 17, 2016 #47 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Well Mic, as you know the Solstice is undergoing refurbishment in Singapore prior to our cruise and I decided it was time to refurbish our cruise clothing as well - it's as simple as that. And besides, all my white singlet tops are so stained by food, beer and wine droppings from use over the years someone recently asked me where they could buy one the same as mine. They thought my singlet had been tie dyed - amazing, how about that! But does it have a the holy custard stain (Red Dwarf reference)?;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinbadThePorter Posted October 17, 2016 #48 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Also I would be concerned about the excess baggage charges for our flights from Perth to Singapore then home from Sydney. Put on sunglasses and tell the flight attendant that it is a guide sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpos Posted October 18, 2016 Author #49 Share Posted October 18, 2016 But does it have a the holy custard stain (Red Dwarf reference)?;) Oh Mr Mic, you are a very naughty man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted October 18, 2016 #50 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Oh Mr Mic, you are a very naughty man Well at least I am not the messiah then (Life of Brian reference).:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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