lovey1103 Posted February 10, 2017 #226 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Saw a guy on the Equinox drink too much in the martini bar and vomit all over. Instead of going back to his cabin, he stayed and partied some more in the same area where the attendants were cleaning up his puke. Finally his wife finally came and demanded he leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithm Posted February 10, 2017 #227 Share Posted February 10, 2017 a couple of cruises ago while eating dinner, we witnessed a fellow passenger put a whole bone (rib or chop) in her mouth and remove it with every scrap of meat gone. It was like something you'd see in a cartoon. My husband commented that she must be popular back home. I don't doubt it. lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithm Posted February 10, 2017 #228 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I think the rest of us "got it" :) Thank you! Seems there are too many people unwilling to read between the lines & get a laugh now & then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupAl Posted February 10, 2017 #229 Share Posted February 10, 2017 it takes one to know one.. Never claimed I wasn't. Guess you're a thin skinned gossip since you were offended by my pointing out the obvious. SMH:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klfhngr Posted February 10, 2017 #230 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The year was 1985, my second cruise.... after dancing and having a great time at around 230AM, as I'm walking to my cabin, this older gentleman dressed in a tux looked lost looking for his room. Well, he was drunk, lol. I asked if I could take him to get some crackers then we'd find his room. He agreed, so we went.. After grabbing some crackers, we found his room, he thanked me and said he wouldn't forget this. I figured he would since he was drunk! A day or two later, I walk thru the casino, a shortcut, and I see this huge crowd around the craps table. Everyone was cheering this older gentleman, it was him, and he was winning like crazy! He sees me and says, hey you xxxx (he remembered my named), have a seat! He sat me next to him and slid a PILE of chips my way! I told him, no, this isn't necessary, and I don't play, lol!! He insisted and I politely declined, but he gave me a few 'bills'. He thanked me again for what I did... I didn't see him after that, but those were some good times......... Might not sound crazy, but the fact that he remembered me and my name, that was crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caribill Posted February 11, 2017 #231 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Being a chair hog at a pool by reserving it with this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChucktownSteve Posted February 11, 2017 #232 Share Posted February 11, 2017 being a chair hog at a pool by reserving it with this: roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynki Posted February 11, 2017 #233 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Being a chair hog at a pool by reserving it with this: That's Friendlyfifer's travelling companion don't you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinnychick Posted February 11, 2017 #234 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Seated at a table of 4. Woman brought her iPad to the table and showed me over 400 photos of her cat. It was a painful experience. I am not a cat person. We dined alone the rest of the cruise but ran into them everywhere. If it was you, sorry :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riclop Posted February 11, 2017 #235 Share Posted February 11, 2017 A woman changing her bathing suit bottom right in front of me with no towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riclop Posted February 11, 2017 #236 Share Posted February 11, 2017 That's Friendlyfifer's travelling companion don't you know! That is so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lastdance Posted February 11, 2017 #237 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I'm sorry to tell you that he was in and out of the pool too' date=' but at least it was after he had done his laundry in the hot tub. LOL!![/quote'] I refuse to use the hot tubs because I know what grows in there. The hot water used does not kill everything! Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Researcher Posted February 11, 2017 #238 Share Posted February 11, 2017 The year was 1985, my second cruise.... after dancing and having a great time at around 230AM, as I'm walking to my cabin, this older gentleman dressed in a tux looked lost looking for his room. Well, he was drunk, lol. I asked if I could take him to get some crackers then we'd find his room. He agreed, so we went.. After grabbing some crackers, we found his room, he thanked me and said he wouldn't forget this. I figured he would since he was drunk! A day or two later, I walk thru the casino, a shortcut, and I see this huge crowd around the craps table. Everyone was cheering this older gentleman, it was him, and he was winning like crazy! He sees me and says, hey you xxxx (he remembered my named), have a seat! He sat me next to him and slid a PILE of chips my way! I told him, no, this isn't necessary, and I don't play, lol!! He insisted and I politely declined, but he gave me a few 'bills'. He thanked me again for what I did... I didn't see him after that, but those were some good times......... Might not sound crazy, but the fact that he remembered me and my name, that was crazy! Awesome!!! Only on a cruise. [emoji106] -Dan Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruise Arizona Posted February 11, 2017 #239 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Although passengers were probably were almost entirely English speaking, I think the announcements were also made in Spanish. As in almost every one of these stories, the problem probably isn't language, it's in the lack of thoughtfulness about one's actions and the consideration for others. I think I recall seeing that they now have Diaper Genie's in the restrooms on Celebrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardie12 Posted February 11, 2017 #240 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Celebrity Century, some years ago. We're cruising with our two sons and my proper British "mum", who is in her 60s. We found 5 chairs together, a woman is sitting across from them reading a book. As we go to sit down, the woman takes off a shoe and throws it on one of the chairs, never looking up from her book. My mom picks up the shoe, tosses it back at her, and in her proper Brit voice says "you seem to have dropped your shoe". I will forever treasure the look on that lady's face. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdn_tbird Posted February 11, 2017 #241 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Celebrity Century, some years ago. We're cruising with our two sons and my proper British "mum", who is in her 60s. We found 5 chairs together, a woman is sitting across from them reading a book. As we go to sit down, the woman takes off a shoe and throws it on one of the chairs, never looking up from her book. My mom picks up the shoe, tosses it back at her, and in her proper Brit voice says "you seem to have dropped your shoe". I will forever treasure the look on that lady's face. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD BRAVO!! to your mum. Sent from my Nexus 6P using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarahbear99 Posted February 11, 2017 #242 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I was standing on the balcony with my dad while leaving St. Thomas one cruise and I screamed OMG did u see that, my dad says see what. I said a girl at the Japanese restaurant in the port just pulled her top up. My dad says oh crap I was looking down watching the ship pull away from the dock, he is always in awe of the thrusters that enable the ship to pull away from the dock sideways? He said what did she have on under her shirt, I said nothing. He was quit upset and needless to say kept his eyes peeled on the restaurant. A few minutes later the girl came back out and she did it again. My dad did not miss her the second time. LOL! We then looked up at the bridge and noticed all the officers were on our side, I'm guessing she did this on a regular basis. 😜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLfloater Posted February 11, 2017 #243 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Chip and Jenny are crew favorites and not just because he brings them gifts. Agree that they are two of the nicest people you would ever meet. They are both "Double" Zenith with more than 6000 points and cruise at least two weeks each month. Hoping to see them soon. This is too funny. Love you both and your charm and humor. Hope to see you soon. Charlotte and Robert Nicholson from Fort Lauderdale Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishfire Posted February 11, 2017 #244 Share Posted February 11, 2017 This was a great question. I'm really enjoying (and cringing) reading the craziness. Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRZR58 Posted February 11, 2017 #245 Share Posted February 11, 2017 My fav CC thread ever! Lots of HAHA's, a few LOL's and a bunch of SMH's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyTvlr Posted February 11, 2017 #246 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I overheard a woman at the table next to me in the Tuscan Grille tell her tablemates that she was enjoying the goat’s cheese salad and that it didn’t taste a bit like a goat. After they left, I asked the server what the craziest thing he ever heard was. He was very reluctant to answer, but it was late and the place was nearly empty so he gave me a good one. He said he was once berated by a passenger for not bringing the right glass of wine. The passenger ordered chardonnay which is what he was given. The passenger became irate and insisted that he enjoys chardonnay and this most certainly was not chardonnay because chardonnay is red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tfg Posted February 11, 2017 #247 Share Posted February 11, 2017 how many times are my sheets going to be changed seems a bit odd to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFLG Posted February 11, 2017 #248 Share Posted February 11, 2017 how many times are my sheets going to be changed seems a bit odd to me Maybe not if you're an excessively sweaty sleeper (or worse):eek: You had to make me go there didn't you;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
germanyboy Posted February 11, 2017 #249 Share Posted February 11, 2017 On The Mercury, was sitting in the theater watching a movie, and a lady came to walk down the row in front of us carrying a full tray of food from the buffet with drinks. she sat down and had her meal. Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChucktownSteve Posted February 12, 2017 #250 Share Posted February 12, 2017 On The Mercury, was sitting in the theater watching a movie, and a lady came to walk down the row in front of us carrying a full tray of food from the buffet with drinks. she sat down and had her meal. So she's the reason they don't allow trays any longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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