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HARMONY LIVE - Yorkvillain, A&L_Ont, CruiseLifeRick & maureencruiser (9/30/17)


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Main Dining Room every night and possibly Windjammer at times. No Ben & Jerry's.

 

 

Isn't there Scoops on the boardwalk, where you can pay for ice cream? Or is that just on Oasis and Allure? One would think I should know seeing as I've been on the ship a few times.

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Isn't there Scoops on the boardwalk, where you can pay for ice cream? Or is that just on Oasis and Allure? One would think I should know seeing as I've been on the ship a few times.

Andrew, I'd not be surprised if there was a Scoops on the Boardwalk, but it's not on the deck plan and I've not been able to see it referenced in any searches.

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Villain - has the evil doctor allowed you to have any adult beverages

 

 

Unfortunately, no. Well, Dr. Ho did say 1 or 2 every couple of days should be fine. LOL. No thanks. If I can't have 15-20 at a football tailgate or on a cruise then I'll stick to the club soda and lime.

 

#BingeDrinkerOnly

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Andrew, I'd not be surprised if there was a Scoops on the Boardwalk, but it's not on the deck plan and I've not been able to see it referenced in any searches.

 

Now that I think about it I think on Harmony it is Starbucks on the boardwalk. On Oasis and a Allure I believe Scoops is on the boardwalk and Starbucks is in the old location on the Royal Promenade.

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You have it all wrong. I’m on antibiotics, so no drinking for me. I “caught” something here in Amsterdam. I guess the sore could be described as a four-headed monster. Should I post pictures of it? Maybe I’ll Periscope instead.

 

 

Pop a few penicillins and wash it down with a tall glass of jet fuel. That should wipe it out by Saturday.

 

By the way, I gave Rick one small job to do in Amsterdam this week and he failed!

 

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Rick, you could have easily sold her (or him?) on Royal's latest promo - Ultimate Heroin Package & VOOM One Device.

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I “caught” something here in Amsterdam. I guess the sore could be described as a four-headed monster. Should I post pictures of it? Maybe I’ll Periscope instead.

 

I'm sure any rideable animal on board will be relieved that you won't be able to partake of this particular pastime of yours this trip.

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I am running out to buy duct tape and adult diapers before the hilarity starts. Cause i kniw im gonna bust a gut, and pee myself wirh this review

 

 

Sue, is the tape for the mouth or the, um....:confused::o

 

 

Warning: this review may contain posts that cause spitting of coffee, snorting out loud, or bowl/urinary leakage upon incessant laughter. The reviewers are not responsible for your own actions.

 

The Four Headed Monster should have posted this at the beginning of the review.

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Yay! Can’t wait for the journey to begin. [emoji16] Hopefully no one will be escorted off before the cruise ends! [emoji23] Or at least make the most of it and Periscope if they do.

 

 

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I put my money on Maureen. What do the oddsmakers in the Harmony Sports Book say?

 

That ship better be in perfect condition for me after y’all get back!

 

 

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Yes, it shall be as you wish. :D

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Wait.

 

Looking at that photo...

 

Is that a barbed wire fence? Was this photo taken in some crazy Dutch prison?

 

 

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RLD doesn’t offer the rougher variety of women, so I had to turn to alternative venues. It was only by chance that two fetishes were fulfilled in one place.

 

 

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