grapau27 Posted January 24, 2018 #1126 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Are we sure it's a universal truth that the Golds can read? My brother is a Gold, and he even has a hard time with pictures. He's consistently bringing me a cognac without leaving enough room in the snifter so it can properly breath no matter how many notes or diagrams I leave for him. I may have to let him go. Your right maybe we should just let them row and get some of the next lower tiers to read our rules. I'm can't believe RC don't vet them better before they are allowed to serve us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1127 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I find this thread very very sad. You people all crowing about your C&A status. It means nothing compared to my STAR CLASS on my next cruise. You are all peasants. I fart in your general direction! I will beat you over the head with my DARK PURPLE SeaPass that I will be storing in my Super Bowl LII lanyard!!!!! I can picture the scene now when I get on the ship: *cue angelic music* The Genie of the Harmony, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Purple Seapass from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Brian, was to carry Purple Seapass. That is why I am your king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 24, 2018 #1128 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I find this thread very very sad. You people all crowing about your C&A status. It means nothing compared to my STAR CLASS on my next cruise. You are all peasants. I fart in your general direction! I will beat you over the head with my DARK PURPLE SeaPass that I will be storing in my Super Bowl LII lanyard!!!!! I can picture the scene now when I get on the ship: *cue angelic music* The Genie of the Harmony, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Purple Seapass from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Brian, was to carry Purple Seapass. That is why I am your king. What planet are you from? You sound like an Alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1129 Share Posted January 24, 2018 What planet are you from?You sound like an Alien. People from the Nine Realms of Yggdrasil call my planet Midgard. Those beyond the realms refer to it as Terra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 24, 2018 #1130 Share Posted January 24, 2018 People from the Nine Realms of Yggdrasil call my planet Midgard. Those beyond the realms refer to it as Terra. Okay, but whats your C&A status?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1131 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Okay, but whats your C&A status?. In 10 days I will be Emerald! Which is the greatest level because it's Emerald Green. Reminds me of the Emerald Isle of Ireland. Such a wonderful place! Leprechauns hiding C&A Gold members at the end of rainbows. If you find them you get to keep them! They make wonderful peasants to fetch you a fresh cocktail and fan you when the sun is high and clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 24, 2018 #1132 Share Posted January 24, 2018 In 10 days I will be Emerald! Which is the greatest level because it's Emerald Green. Reminds me of the Emerald Isle of Ireland. Such a wonderful place! Leprechauns hiding C&A Gold members at the end of rainbows. If you find them you get to keep them! They make wonderful peasants to fetch you a fresh cocktail and fan you when the sun is high and clear. We like Dublin too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 24, 2018 #1133 Share Posted January 24, 2018 In 10 days I will be Emerald! Which is the greatest level because it's Emerald Green. Reminds me of the Emerald Isle of Ireland. Such a wonderful place! Leprechauns hiding C&A Gold members at the end of rainbows. If you find them you get to keep them! They make wonderful peasants to fetch you a fresh cocktail and fan you when the sun is high and clear. No,no being a DS and above is the greatest level as we have emeralds to do exactly the same. And remember as an emerald if you delegate a DS request to a platinum or gold member you are still solely responsible for the accuracy of the request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1134 Share Posted January 24, 2018 No,no being a DS and above is the greatest level as we have emeralds to do exactly the same. And remember as an emerald if you delegate a DS request to a platinum or gold member you are still solely responsible for the accuracy of the request. Except when you're also traveling in STAR CLASS!!!! :) Then C&A doesn't matter! Muahahahahahahaha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 24, 2018 #1135 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Except when you're also traveling in STAR CLASS!!!! :) Then C&A doesn't matter! Muahahahahahahaha :) Not according to my wife's father Richard D. Fain.;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 24, 2018 #1136 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Not according to my wife's father Richard D. Fain.;p Or our leader Cigar King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1137 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Not according to my wife's father Richard D. Fain.;p I fart in his general direction as well! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 24, 2018 #1138 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I fart in his general direction as well! :) Sounds like something a lower tier level would do. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 24, 2018 #1139 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Sounds like something a lower tier level would do. :D That shows how low they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1140 Share Posted January 24, 2018 That shows how low they are. Now go away you silly English Kaniggits... or I shall taunt you a 2nd time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 24, 2018 #1141 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Now go away you silly English Kaniggits... or I shall taunt you a 2nd time! As a newbie please understand this is a light-hearted joke thread and not meant to offend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1142 Share Posted January 24, 2018 As a newbie please understand this is a light-hearted joke thread and not meant to offend. Yes, I know. Hence all the Monty Python related quotes (as well as some Marvel Universe jokes as well). And, not a newbie, just haven't posted all that often. :) None of my posts in this thread have had been anything but my lighthearted altho sometimes biting wit. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1143 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Yes, I know. Hence all the Monty Python related quotes (as well as some Marvel Universe jokes as well). And, not a newbie, just haven't posted all that often. :) None of my posts in this thread have had been anything but my lighthearted altho sometimes biting wit. :) If you aren't familiar, watch this, and then picture some of my comments in the French accent. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted January 24, 2018 #1144 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I find this thread very very sad. You people all crowing about your C&A status. It means nothing compared to my STAR CLASS on my next cruise. You are all peasants. I fart in your general direction! I will beat you over the head with my DARK PURPLE SeaPass that I will be storing in my Super Bowl LII lanyard!!!!! I can picture the scene now when I get on the ship: *cue angelic music* The Genie of the Harmony, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Purple Seapass from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Brian, was to carry Purple Seapass. That is why I am your king. As soon as the cruise ends your purple seapass doesn't mean a thing anymore. On your next cruise you will have to buy another one. We are ROYAL for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted January 24, 2018 #1145 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Are we sure it's a universal truth that the Golds can read? My brother is a Gold, and he even has a hard time with pictures. He's consistently bringing me a cognac without leaving enough room in the snifter so it can properly breath no matter how many notes or diagrams I leave for him. I may have to let him go. Proof that genetics don't trump status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoneill Posted January 24, 2018 #1146 Share Posted January 24, 2018 As soon as the cruise ends your purple seapass doesn't mean a thing anymore. On your next cruise you will have to buy another one. We are ROYAL for life. I'm sorta afraid of reaching Diamond status. It seems from reading the boards over the years that everything is horrible once you reach Diamond! The Diamond Lounge is overcrowded. You can't use your drink tickets in the MDR. Crappy reserved seats. You have to share the special podium at the MDR with people in Junior Suites!!!! They are always taking away your perks. It seems over 50% of the complaint threads on CC start off with "I'm a Diamond/Diamond+..." and then go into the horrible things they dealt with. I like my complaint free non-Diamond cruises! :) Yes, this is sarcasm, well, sorta. Diamond folks do seem to complain a lot! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted January 24, 2018 #1147 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I'm sorta afraid of reaching Diamond status. It seems from reading the boards over the years that everything is horrible once you reach Diamond! The Diamond Lounge is overcrowded. You can't use your drink tickets in the MDR. Crappy reserved seats. You have to share the special podium at the MDR with people in Junior Suites!!!! They are always taking away your perks. It seems over 50% of the complaint threads on CC start off with "I'm a Diamond/Diamond+..." and then go into the horrible things they dealt with. I like my complaint free non-Diamond cruises! :) Yes, this is sarcasm, well, sorta. Diamond folks do seem to complain a lot! :) We don't want people to know just how good life really is....;):D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 25, 2018 #1148 Share Posted January 25, 2018 As soon as the cruise ends your purple seapass doesn't mean a thing anymore. On your next cruise you will have to buy another one. We are ROYAL for life. Perfect response from a top DS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 25, 2018 #1149 Share Posted January 25, 2018 I'm sorta afraid of reaching Diamond status. It seems from reading the boards over the years that everything is horrible once you reach Diamond! The Diamond Lounge is overcrowded. You can't use your drink tickets in the MDR. Crappy reserved seats. You have to share the special podium at the MDR with people in Junior Suites!!!! They are always taking away your perks. It seems over 50% of the complaint threads on CC start off with "I'm a Diamond/Diamond+..." and then go into the horrible things they dealt with. I like my complaint free non-Diamond cruises! :) Yes, this is sarcasm, well, sorta. Diamond folks do seem to complain a lot! :) Well we want to keep it for ourselves,we don't want to encourage newbies to share our superiority so we keep it low key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 25, 2018 #1150 Share Posted January 25, 2018 We don't want people to know just how good life really is....;):D Well said my like minded DS friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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