Things not to do on a cruise ship

[mcatmcat]

(y)(y) So rude of them. Sometimes I feel like letting ours slam in hopes they might get a hint. I never do because they probably wouldn't even notice and it would disturb the non door slammers.

 

 

 

 

 

What's up with people always trying to get on before others get off? They act like it's the last elevator ever.

 

 

 

What’s up with people not getting out when they got to their destination? They act like we don’t have a place to be.

 

 

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[drsel]

Don't make love on the balcony

 

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[SailorTodd]

Share your drink package benefits with someone else.

What happens if you share your drink package benefits with someone else? Asking for a friend...

[drsel]

What happens if you share your drink package benefits with someone else? Asking for a friend...

If the wait staff sees you and reports it, your drinks package will be terminated without compensation.

 

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[mcatmcat]

Don't let your cabin door slam when entering or leaving!:mad:

 

 

 

Based in my experience most people won’t hold the door so it will close slowly [emoji102]

 

 

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[PCWalton1]

For elderly overweight men do not wear a speedo to the pool. If you must at least make sure it covers everything it is suppose to. :eek:

[broberts]

Don't leave or prop open balcony doors.

 

Doing so usually creates an overpressure situation in the cabin. This makes it very difficult to open the passageway door. If one is successful opening the door, loose papers and any other lightweight object will take flight.

[mcatmcat]

If the wait staff sees you and reports it, your drinks package will be terminated without compensation.

 

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That’s correct, [emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]omg

 

 

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[BigHouseFootball]

Don’t respond to the crew with “you’re forgetting one thing, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.”

 

Don’t yell “why is the rum gone?!” after you finish every drink.

 

Don’t start chanting “we wants the red head” when one passes you by.

[mugtech]

Don't call cabins rooms and don't call decks floors.

[QueenofKrakatoa]

Don't act like your C&A status means you can treat everyone like crap.

[Mikew0805]

Not true.

 

Huh?

 

http://wfla.com/2018/03/08/woman-recovering-after-falling-off-norwegian-cruise-ship/

[Mikew0805]

Don't make love on the balcony

 

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That is not what I would call it! :')

[csnarpy]

Don’t have your cabin/pub crawl run back and forth from port to starboard over and over. The ship will not sway!

 

:p

[drsel]

That is not what I would call it! :')

Hahaha, I was just being polite. What would you call it?

 

https://www.cruisecritic.com/articles.cfm?ID=2048

 

https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/travel/3893005/cruise-captains-like-to-spy-on-guests-having-sex-according-to-an-ex-worker-whos-revealed-all-about-life-on-board/amp/

 

http://www.cruisemates.com/forum/first-time-cruisers/401004-sex-balcony.html

Edited March 10, 2018 by drsel

[Mikew0805]

Hahaha, I was just being polite. What would you call it?

 

https://www.cruisecritic.com/articles.cfm?ID=2048

 

https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/travel/3893005/cruise-captains-like-to-spy-on-guests-having-sex-according-to-an-ex-worker-whos-revealed-all-about-life-on-board/amp/

 

http://www.cruisemates.com/forum/first-time-cruisers/401004-sex-balcony.html

 

LOL.. not appropriate to say here! :halo:

[soremekun]

Don't ask a crew member out for a date.

 

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[Esilef]

Don’t hang your undies out on the balcony to dry.

 

Especially not on a tender boat day as everyone on the tender boats will look up at the beautiful cruise ship and just see rows of balconies with undies hanging out to dry (plus it’s not allowed)

 

Nothing like making a beautiful cruise ship look like an Asian junket......

 

 

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[junnipper]

The Buffet traffic jam! Don't back up from a station or exit one without checking your blind spot. I prefer my food in my belly not on it!

[drsel]

Don't fall in love or have an affair with a stranger (passenger or crew)

Don't make a pass on anyone.

Don't get into an argument or fight (it happened recently on Carnival)

Don't offer unsolicited advice.

Don't try to sell or market anything.

Don't criticize or judge anyone on the basis of their appearance or behaviour.

[soremekun]

Don't get into an argument or fight (it happened recently on Carnival)

 

And more recently on Royal Caribbean

http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/sydney-man-reportedly-injured-in-cruise-ship-fight/news-story/e718118df89db7cecaafbb9a4e4a376c

 

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[joelheather]

For elderly overweight men do not wear a speedo to the pool. If you must at least make sure it covers everything it is suppose to. :eek:

 

 

 

Sorry, I’ll stop

 

 

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[Poplin]

Don't throw bubble bath in the whirl pools - really did happen.

 

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[parrotfeathers]

Don't mention your C&A status every time a question is asked/suggestion-demand made.

[oceanlover07]

Don't hog the pool loungers when not using them!

Overweight men, don't wear budgie smugglers.

Don't leave bathroom without washing hands! This shocks me!

Don't push in lines/queues.

Don't reserve seats.

 

 

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