Retired not Expired Posted December 31, 2005 #1 Share Posted December 31, 2005 HAPPY NEW YEAR CAKE 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup - just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. HOPPY NEW YAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sas80 Posted December 31, 2005 #2 Share Posted December 31, 2005 WAY ahead of you on that (HIC) one!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sas80 Posted January 1, 2006 #3 Share Posted January 1, 2006 2 shot Gin 2 shot lemon juice 1 shot lime juice 1 shot milk 1 tsp sugar 1 egg white 1 cup crushed ice BLEND! In a glass: spash club soda 2-3 ice cubes add mix from above Ta-Da! A Gin Fizz! Happy New Years all!!! (HIC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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