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Cruisin’

Boozin’

Relaxed and one with the sea

 

Buffets all a flowin’

Crowds of people ima mowin’

Lanyards, totes

And tons of other useless freebies

 

Old people with walkers

Black socked sandaled shoppers

Oh what a life it will be

 

Sitting on deck

1 or 2 bad and bounced checks

Served a drink from guy whose Hindi

 

Leaving my cabin

Arm fat a flappin

Filling up breakfast plate number three

 

Loving my cruise

Filled up with cheap booze

And looking for deals on my next RCC

 

As the days pass right by us

I write on papyrus

”it’s too bad I got norovirus”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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