12 Pains of Cruising - Sung to 12 Pains of Christmas

[TTraub1250]

12 Pains of Cruising, sung to “ The 12 pains of Christmas”.

The first pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is finding where I put that dam passport !

The second pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is taking off my belt and shoes for security and still setting off the alarms!

Chorus:  Such a pain to me …. That dam passport, taking off my belt & shoes and that dam security alarm!

The third pain of cursing that is such a pain to me, is waiting for the elevator, oh I forgot my belt and wallet back at security!

Chorus: Such a pain to me…. That dam passport, taking off my belt & shoes, that dam security alarm, waiting for the elevator, and Oh I forgot my belt and wallet back at security! 

The fourth pain of cursing that is such a pain to me, is my key card does not open the door! 

Chorus: Such a pain to me…. That dam passport, taking off my belt & shows and that dam security alarm, waiting for the elevator, and Oh I forgot my belt and wallet back at security, my key card does not open the door!

The fifth pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is how do you turn on these dam lights in the cabin? 

Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah,

The sixth pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is I left me key card in the light switch and now I am locked out! 

Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah,

The seventh pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is waiting for my luggage which is lost !

Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah,

The eight pain of cruising that such a pain to me is, waiting for the bartender with my deluxe drink… when I spent a fortune for the deluxe drink package!

Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah,

The ninth pain of cruising that such a pain to me is, finding an open table in windjammer and there is a little dog sitting in the seat!

Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah,

10^th Pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, some kids little toy floating in the French Onion soup ! 

Chours:  Blah, Blah, Blah,

11th Pain of cruising that is such a pain to me,  picking up my jelly filled donut to find some kid sucked out the jelly and put it back on the tray ! 

Chorus:  Blah, Blah, Blah,

12th Pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is being hung over and missing the expensive excursion !

Chorus:   Blah, Blah, Blah,

This is called a vacation !   

[davekathy]

Bah Humbug! 

[Yorkvillain]

Merry Christmas. 🎄

[MamaTene]

You speak for many of us!!!

[taglovestocruise]

I have seen a little dog sitting by it self in a chair at a table for two by the window in Windjammer.