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It's after 3:00 PM & I have poured another cup of coffee...

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I NEED to know if there is somewhere to vote for BEST THREAD EVER!  Because this is IT!!!

 

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33 minutes ago, Hearthosesteeldrumsplayin said:

I NEED to know if there is somewhere to vote for BEST THREAD EVER!  Because this is IT!!!

 

Thanks so much for starting!  And thanks to those who have contributed!

I'm so glad you are enjoying it. 😊
Perhaps you'll find something to contribute? 🎤

 

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like ti buy some cyanide!”

The pharmacist asked, “ Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “ I need to poison my husband!”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “ Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law. I’d lose my license! They’ll throw us both in jail. All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “ You didn’t tell me you had a prescription !"

 

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