“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

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[RickT]

Hope this fits with the theme.  Reminds me of my wife before a cruise.

 

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[bob278]

OMG! A pun that requise visual interpretation.  Way to go , Ruth!

[tallyho8]

I hate to admit that I don't understand it.

[cruisemom42]

44 minutes ago, tallyho8 said:

I hate to admit that I don't understand it.

 

Gloria + in egg shells is "Deo".  So:  "Gloria In Excelsis Deo" (the Christmas carol)

[goofysmom99]

Gloria in eggshell "Cs" deo.

Edited December 22, 2020 by goofysmom99

[cruisemom42]

13 hours ago, goofysmom99 said:

Gloria in eggshell "Cs" deo.

 

LOL, even better than my interpretation!

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[Fouremco]

1 hour ago, goofysmom99 said:

The joys of aging!

[RickT]

 Wishing everyone a Happy Festivus!

 

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[puppycanducruise]

Merry Christmas Everyone.

Thanks for the laughs.

Stay safe.

[LGW59]

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!"
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
What's a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night!
What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast!
How did Mrs. Claus tell Santa the weather? "It looks like rain, dear!"
What do you call a mean reindeer? Rude-olph!
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!

[cantstopingcruising]

59 minutes ago, LGW59 said:

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!"
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
What's a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night!
What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast!
How did Mrs. Claus tell Santa the weather? "It looks like rain, dear!"
What do you call a mean reindeer? Rude-olph!
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!

I finally know how to copy and paste, so I sent this to a punster I know!

[LGW59]

9 minutes ago, cantstopingcruising said:

I finally know how to copy and paste, so I sent this to a punster I know!

I've been good at it for years!

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