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I've been on E-bay and  bought myself an Elizabethan tunic,

with one of those fancy ruffs for a collar. ...... Just for the frill of it.:classic_unsure:

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Did you know ?

 

When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall.

 

His statue in central London is 15 feet tall.

 

Thats Horatio of 3:1 :classic_rolleyes:
 

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As dentists start seeing customers at last .............................. 

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JB :classic_smile:

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                                 What Would Freddy Have Said ?        

 

 

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An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane

both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down.

Back at base he got a right rollocking apparently they were ........Allied Carpets!  :classic_biggrin::classic_wink:
 

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I was sent a picture yesterday, with the title "One for the Girls".

 

It showed a personnel man interviewing a young lady for a job. 

He said to her "I'm looking for someone who can do the work of at least three men!", and she replied "Oh, what a disappointment - I was looking for a full time job".

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I phoned Doncaster Airport up the other day and the receptionist answered .
"Good morning DSA enquiries ,how may I help ?"
I asked "can you tell me how long it takes to fly from there to Dublin ?"
" Certainly sir,................just a minute ."
"Oh thank you " I replied as I put the phone down .:classic_smile:
 

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            DID YOU SEE THE FIGHT IN THIS PUB LAST NIGHT ? 

                (THE PARTICIPANTS WERE CAREFUL TO COMPLY WITH  SOCIAL DISTANCING) 

 

 

JB :classic_smile:

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When I in Egypt, I was looking out on the Nile and saw a kingly looking man in a small boat using the oars way off in he distance, apparently, it was a fair row.

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When in Egypt buyer beware ! !  

 

I once lost a lot of money in a pyramid scheme.:classic_sad:

 

But at least I got to keep the mummy! :classic_biggrin:

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I saw a wall covered in pictures put there by a very brave Egyptian. Apparently, it was Hero-Glyphics

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Egyptian Kings loved hazelnut chocolates, probably why they are called Pharaoh Roches.

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Old Egyptian saying ...

 

There isn't a lot of water in Egypt.

And if you disagree, you're in de ' Nile.

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                       :classic_biggrin: To all the Dads out there :classic_biggrin:

 

I've been out today washing the car with my son.

 

He said "Dad why don’t you use a sponge like the other dads?" :classic_unsure:

 

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This made me smile this morning.

 

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 Liverpool becoming the EPL Champions for 2019/20

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As a social experiment I asked my son to wear a "I ❤️ Paul Ludlow"  t-shirt for two weeks to gauge people's reactions.

So far he's been spat on punched and abused countless times.
I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside. :classic_unsure:
 

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40 minutes ago, kalos said:

As a social experiment I asked my son to wear a "I ❤️ Paul Ludlow"  t-shirt for two weeks to gauge people's reactions.

 

 

It'll toughen him up. Remember the song "A boy named Sue" 😁

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                                                                      🎶🎤🎸    IT'S  SHOWTIME  🎶🎤🎸

 

 

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