LET'S BUILD OUR IDEAL P&O SHIP

[pete14]

20 minutes ago, Britboys said:

Is that the bar that is in one of the Liferafts and being towed behind the ship Andy? ☺️☺️

More likely in one of the tugs towing us along if we can’t find a cheap engine that works.

[AndyMichelle]

2 hours ago, Britboys said:

Is that the bar that is in one of the Liferafts and being towed behind the ship Andy? ☺️☺️

No, we are fully inclusive on this ship, but it may be an open air bar... 😊

Marco will be doing oatcake demonstrations and Robbie will be entertaining... 

Andy 

[AndyMichelle]

1 hour ago, pete14 said:

More likely in one of the tugs towing us along if we can’t find a cheap engine that works.

I think we have Oceana's engine, Heinz are letting us keep it for 57 quid... 

Andy 

[pete14]

11 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said:

I think we have Oceana's engine, Heinz are letting us keep it for 57 quid... 

Andy 

Should be OK provided we get a 3 year warranty thrown in.

[Twogreynomads]

Proposed Deluxe Balcony Stateroom

[Adawn47]

53 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said:

I think we have Oceana's engine, Heinz are letting us keep it for 57 quid... 

Andy 

😛😛😜. 

Avril 

[Adawn47]

17 minutes ago, Twogreynomads said:

Proposed Deluxe Balcony Stateroom

Can't wait to see the designs for suites. 

Avril 

[Twogreynomads]

Our traditional pub area

[Adawn47]

2 minutes ago, Twogreynomads said:

Our traditional pub area

That looks suspiciously like the old Rovers Return !!!!

Avril 

[Pine Man]

The Rovers Return is the only pub I know selling Newton & Ridleys!!

[majortom10]

On 5/11/2020 at 11:21 AM, AndyMichelle said:

I think we have Oceana's engine, Heinz are letting us keep it for 57 quid... 

Andy 

Where have you heard that seen Oceana for sale on Gumtree and it said including engines but sold as seen and includes all goodwill and 3 stateroom  bookings for 2021. 🤣

Edited May 12, 2020 by majortom10

[Adawn47]

1 hour ago, Pine Man said:

The Rovers Return is the only pub I know selling Newton & Ridleys!!

I couldn't see that at first. I've enlarged it and now I can see the mirror. SecSavers here I come. After release from house arrest of course 😊

Avril 

[pete14]

On 5/11/2020 at 11:21 AM, AndyMichelle said:

I think we have Oceana's engine, Heinz are letting us keep it for 57 quid... 

Andy 

Bad news Andy! P&O have accepted a much higher bid for the whole ship from HP, not for beans but as a temporary replacement for HP (Houses of Parliament), whilst the current one is refurbished. Theatre could be used by MP’s for debates, cabins to replace second or third homes in London and as offices (suites for cabinet). Catering would be no problem, plenty of bars they could subsidise, and if there is a majority vote from the public (or just us), they could sail them to the Bermuda Triangle and leave them there. Staff would abandon ship in the life rafts at this point. Picture of Oceana would appear on millions of bottles of HP sauce and possibly on cans of HP beans to represent the amount of hot air generated and released.

Negotiations are ongoing for a similar replacement for the Lords. Front runners for providing a suitable vessel are Saga but it is thought their facilities may be more in keeping with a younger generation than most of the Lords.

Edited May 13, 2020 by pete14

[majortom10]

Rumour has it that Carnival tried to advertise Oceana for sale on ebay but they said they only allow good causes to advertise not lost causes. 😁

[Adawn47]

Poor old Oceana. What has she done to deserve all these insults? She's done a sterling job over the years despite all the neglect and bad treatment she's received.😟

Avril 

 

[my marina bay]

My favourite ship would have the following -

 

Oceanas atrium

Orianas prom deck

Auroras stern

Arcadias theatre

Arcadias retractable roof

Orianas cinema

Orianas sports courts

Oceanas Cafe Jardim

Orianas Sorrentos

Orianas Al Frescos

Celebritys Ocean view cafe

Brittanias Crows Nest

Auroras Andersons

 

If they can tick all those boxes I'm not bothered what the cabin looks like.

 

 

 

 

[Twogreynomads]

Cafe Jardin is a definate but I think the Crows Nest from Arcadia is better

[pete14]

2 hours ago, Twogreynomads said:

Cafe Jardin is a definate but I think the Crows Nest from Arcadia is better

I can’t argue with those choices. 

[Twogreynomads]

How about a G & T in Andersons ?

[Twogreynomads]

Looks like a double ! Sorry

[pete14]

30 minutes ago, Twogreynomads said:

Looks like a double ! Sorry

Andersons is a good place to get a double. 😇

[Twogreynomads]

Should we have Oceanas atrium?

[Twogreynomads]

Or how about Britannias?

[terrierjohn]

56 minutes ago, Twogreynomads said:

Or how about Britannias?

Depends if you prefer glamour and glitz, or John Lewis store style.

[AndyMichelle]

7 minutes ago, terrierjohn said:

Depends if you prefer glamour and glitz, or John Lewis store style.

Or Gawdy & pretentious over understated elegance... 

Andy