Question "Is there an elevator that will take me forward to aft"?

[Guest]

Yes Ma'am there is now!

[Guest]

My wife saw this at a doctor's office yesterday!

[hannibal54]

It depends on which way the arrows are pointing, it may also take you port to starboard.

[livingonthebeach]

[John&LaLa]

This could evolve into a list of lame cruise ship comic jokes.

 

Does the crew sleep onboard?

Edited September 24, 2020 by John&LaLa

[yogimax]

Does the ship make its own electricity?

[boscobeans]

On a few cruises we could use an elevator like that.

 

After 4 - 5 hours of walking around a sunny hot Caribbean port, a nice lunch and a few drinks before taking that walk from a mid ships elevator to an aft cabin becomes the long corridor of death..

[bigrednole]

It's called a Wonkavator

[John&LaLa]

19 minutes ago, yogimax said:

Does the ship make its own electricity?

 

I guess it's just us Yogi

 

Do these stairs go up or down?

[taglovestocruise]

9 minutes ago, boscobeans said:

On a few cruises we could use an elevator like that.

 

After 4 - 5 hours of walking around a sunny hot Caribbean port, a nice lunch and a few drinks before taking that walk from a mid ships elevator to an aft cabin becomes the long corridor of death..

Technology is catching up. Who would of thought Willy Wonka was a genius before his time.

 

PEOPLE LAUGHED WHEN ThyssenKrupp, a company synonymous with elevators, announced it was developing one that goes every which way. Who'd ever heard of such a thing? Everyone knows elevators go just two directions: Up and down. Some took to calling it the  Wonkavator, after Willy Wonka’s wacky lift that goes sideways, slantways, and longways.

"There were some doubts," company CEO Patrick Bass says with just a bit of understatement.

Put aside your doubts. After three years of work, the company is testing the Multi in a German tower and finalizing the safety certification. This crazy contraption zooms up, down, left, right, and diagonally. ThyssenKrupp just sold the first Multi to a residential building under construction in Berlin, and expects to sell them to other developers soon, will cruise line architects  be next.

The future of elevators is now the present, and it's pretty damned wild.

 

 

 

 

[yogimax]

7 minutes ago, John&LaLa said:

 

I guess it's just us Yogi

 

Do these stairs go up or down?

Just as important..

 

Do the toilets use fresh water or sea water?

[Milwaukee Eight]

4 minutes ago, yogimax said:

Just as important..

 

Do the toilets use fresh water or sea water?

I believe it was once seawater. 

[John&LaLa]

17 minutes ago, yogimax said:

Just as important..

 

Do the toilets use fresh water or sea water?

 

How come the microwave in my cabin won't work?

[yogimax]

What time was the Midnight Buffet?

[Bailey & Sophie]

 

Can I snorkle under the island or just around?

[John&LaLa]

Has this ship ever sunk?

[island lady]

3 minutes ago, John&LaLa said:

Has this ship ever sunk?

 

Only will once.

[yogimax]

How small does your face have to be for a mini-facial?

[John&LaLa]

How do I know which photo gallery pictures are mine?

[John&LaLa]

@yogimax

 

This is like the Christmas Truce of 1914

[island lady]

Do passengers in outside cabins get extra blankets to keep warm?  

[yogimax]

7 minutes ago, John&LaLa said:

@yogimax

 

This is like the Christmas Truce of 1914

That's a great (and true) story.  I have used it often.

[John&LaLa]

5 minutes ago, island lady said:

Do passengers in outside cabins get extra blankets to keep warm?  

 

Nice, similar one about getting wet😉

[yogimax]

What do they do with the ice carvings after they've melted?

[Luckynana]

 

 

OMG...I've been laughing out loud on every reply you guys have posted!!!!!😁