Question "Is there an elevator that will take me forward to aft"?

[John&LaLa]

2 minutes ago, yogimax said:

That's a great (and true) story.  I have used it often.

 

I had to Google it, couldn't recall the year it was

[John&LaLa]

Just now, Luckynana said:

 

 

OMG...I've been laughing out loud on every reply you guys have posted!!!!!😁

 

Just like being on a ship

[island lady]

At quest services:  

 

Could you ask the captain to turn the ship around, I lost my hat over board.  

[John&LaLa]

Is the ocean close to the port?

[yogimax]

10 minutes ago, John&LaLa said:

 

Just like being on a ship

During Happy Hour.

[yogimax]

If I go on the snorkeling excursion, will I get wet?

[John&LaLa]

5 minutes ago, yogimax said:

During Happy Hour.

 

Started at 4pm

 

in the midst of my 2nd Cape Codder

 

Truthfully, I was thinking of a comic pulling  a list out of his pocket with 'real' questions

Seen it a dozen times

Edited September 24, 2020 by John&LaLa

[GA Dave]

Walt Disney World has had one for years.  It is in the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Edited September 24, 2020 by GA Dave

[yogimax]

4 minutes ago, John&LaLa said:

 

Started at 4pm

 

in the midst of my 2nd Cape Codder

 

Truthfully, I was thinking of a comic pulling  a list out of his pocket with 'real' questions

Seen it a dozen times

Seems like every cruise director had the very same questions asked.  An amazing coincidence.

[Guest]

51 minutes ago, John&LaLa said:

 

How come the microwave in my cabin won't work?

What? The safe?

[Guest]

"Oh look this elevator is called Sunday"

[John&LaLa]

7 minutes ago, Glock said:

What? The safe?

 

Yes, that's the schtick

[John&LaLa]

5 minutes ago, Glock said:

"Oh look this elevator is called Sunday"

 

Has anyone ever seen them change the signs?

I've tried a couple of times

[John&LaLa]

How come I can't see the ocean from my balcony? All I see is a parking garage.

[Eddie Wilson]

To a server at the Windjammer during breakfast, “Do you have anything that is fresh?”

 

[TravelerThom]

49 minutes ago, John&LaLa said:

Has this ship ever sunk?

Not a totally dumb question. The principal ferry on Lake Tanganyika was laid down as “Graf von Goetzon” by Meyer Werft in Papenburg Germany 1913, disassembled and shipped in pieces via Dar es Salaam to Central Africa. After just over a year of service it was sunk (scuttled) during WW I. After being raised from the bottom in the 1920s it commenced ferry service in 1927 as the “MV Liemba” and is still in service. 
 

I have been on a somewhat similar much older boat on Lake Titicaca. The Yavari was laid down in England in 1860, disassembled and shipped to Titicaca where it was reassembled and commenced service in 1862. Yavari is still sailing as a museum, but as far as I know it has never sunk. 

[Sea Dog]

"Don't worry honey the ship will not leave without us."

[mugtech]

1 hour ago, John&LaLa said:

@yogimax

 

This is like the Christmas Truce of 1914

So a game of "football" gonna break out?

[HBE4]

9 minutes ago, mugtech said:

So a game of "football" gonna break out?

 

Don't forget singing of carols as well.

 

Keeping the theme going.... 

..... Do they allow water skiing off the back of the ship? 

 

Heard that one a dozen times. 

Edited September 24, 2020 by HBE4

[yogimax]

Why were the ruins of Pompeii in such bad condition?

[Pratique]

"What time does the three o'clock parade start?"

[livingonthebeach]

Question: What kind of water do you use in these toilets; salt or fresh??

Answer: Why? Are you planning on drinking it?

 

[keywest1]

Does the crew go home at night?

[Bailey & Sophie]

 

Are you sure this ship is at sea level?

[meatball_nyc]

When the captain is having a Limoncello at the bar and says...
“Who’s steering the ship?”