We need some humor only posts

[AncientWanderer]

[SeaHunt]

 

 

 

 

 

[Lady Chew]

Just an FYI - there is already a humor/joke/meme thread on the Royal C forum.  800 pages & counting!  But some of the items posted on this thread are new, so keep 'em coming!

[ski ww]

You're right it is a good way to start your morning with a smile and I had a couple of laughs. 

[shipgeeks]

Both RC and X have had humor threads going for a while, but I really appreciate this bunch.  All new!  All good!  Thank you!

[Sir PMP]

[AKJonesy]

10 hours ago, Lady Chew said:

Just an FYI - there is already a humor/joke/meme thread on the Royal C forum.  800 pages & counting!  But some of the items posted on this thread are new, so keep 'em coming!

I specifically started this for the HAL boards.  Many cruisers are committed to one line; like me. 

[AKJonesy]

[AKJonesy]

[syesmar]

22 hours ago, AKJonesy said:

 

 

Reminds me of this video of officials admonishing us not to touch our faces...and then touching their faces:>)

 

[idiebabe]

 

 

 

 

 

[AKJonesy]

 

Edited June 22, 2021 by AKJonesy

[Calypso54]

[sambamama]

Why didn't the shark bite the lawyer when the lawyer fell overboard?  Professional courtesy.

 

[maryandmarge]

2 hours ago, AKJonesy said:

 

That's hilarious!

[idiebabe]

Another Covid funny!

 

[idiebabe]

Riddle time:

 

The battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right

Question:

1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand.

How many animals are going to the river?

 

Another one:

 

What is as big as an Elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

 

 

 

[Cruise4food]

This “NO WELDING” message is from our beloved Maasdam. Triggered my sense of humour. I hope you enjoy.

 

[Jim9310]

 

MY LUGGAGE FOUND OUT THAT CUNARD CANCELLED MY 2022 WINTER BOOKING ON QUEEN MARY 2, SO NOW I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER CRUISE TO DEAL WITH MY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.

 

 

      

 

Edited June 22, 2021 by Jim9310

[highscar]

Omg I love this.  Brought me out of lack of cruising depression.   Keep it up. PLEASE.  

[Jim9310]

2 hours ago, idiebabe said:

Riddle time:

 

The battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right

Question:

1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand.

How many animals are going to the river?

 

Another one:

 

What is as big as an Elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

 

 

 

 

Ten animals going to river = 1 rabbit + 3 monkeys + 6 tortoises

[idiebabe]

1 hour ago, Jim9310 said:

 

Ten animals going to river = 1 rabbit + 3 monkeys + 6 tortoises

Bingo!  🏆

[Cruise4food]

1 hour ago, Jim9310 said:

 

MY LUGGAGE FOUND OUT THAT CUNARD CANCELLED MY 2022 WINTER BOOKING ON QUEEN MARY 2, SO NOW I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER CRUISE TO DEAL WITH MY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.

 

 

      

 

Judging from the style, you have had that emotional baggage for a long while.

[Jim9310]

7 minutes ago, Cruise4food said:

Judging from the style, you have had that emotional baggage for a long while.

 

Are you trying to find out how old I am?

[rkacruiser]

On 6/21/2021 at 4:15 PM, Copper10-8 said:

An oldie but a goodie........

 

Indeed!