flynrph Posted November 30, 2006 #76 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Do what the cops do...use large zip-ties...LOLOr you could use the bungie cord when it's not holding the balcony door open. :eek: Rumor has it, they also make nylon/plastic cuffs. :rolleyes: Aww, for crying out loud! Why go to all that trouble? When you already have what you need! DUCT TAPE!:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotadragon Posted November 30, 2006 #77 Share Posted November 30, 2006 When you go to the ship Deli pass on the coleslaw:) No problem, I like the coleslaw at the Grill. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotadragon Posted November 30, 2006 #78 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Aww, for crying out loud! Why go to all that trouble? When you already have what you need!DUCT TAPE!:D:D Okay then, let's duct tape your wrists and ankles together and then we can record the screams when it's ripped off for next year's haunted houses on Halloween! :D :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbadog Posted November 30, 2006 #79 Share Posted November 30, 2006 just imagine all that money wasted,just because they had to act stupid:)))hope it was worth it lol:))):rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatheranne Posted November 30, 2006 #80 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I don't know that I'd want one of my friends to have to work in such conditions... you're too considerate ... :p y'all sure make it difficult to get any work done!!! :D so, are you scouting for willing victi ... i mean models for these Buzzerware parties? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatheranne Posted November 30, 2006 #81 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Aww, for crying out loud! Why go to all that trouble? When you already have what you need!DUCT TAPE!:D:D ouch! :eek: and even if you cut it off, it leaves behind a nasty sticky mess ... a bit mean, doncha think? :eek: silk & leather are so much nicer :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynrph Posted November 30, 2006 #82 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Amateurs! First, you can use the duct tape to remove unsightly body hair!:rolleyes: Second, It's called improvising! You fold the tape around onto itself, then use it like a rope. Geez, it's not like it's a hostage thing! Whadda you people thinking? (takes up less room on the luggage than silk and leather, leaves more more for smuggled alcohol!):p :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caribbean dreams Posted November 30, 2006 #83 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I don't suppose the captain had a hidden agenda in that case....do you?? Hummmm, The couple was on their honeymoon, Maybe we should look for the story on the "shipboard romance" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJedi Posted November 30, 2006 #84 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Beds are now in many restaurants and nightclubs, you can lounge on them while you eat or watch people dance while you drink. And duct tape is useful but often too painful at the wrong times. They make a bondage tape that will stick to itself and nothing elsethat does wonderful. And if you are in a bind for bindings you can really improvise and braid toilet paper. Several strands braided together makes a fairly strong rope. And sign us up for the ibuzz party :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top-Cat Posted November 30, 2006 #85 Share Posted November 30, 2006 This thread has been halarious! LMAO. At least now I know what the duck tape every body talks about is for :rolleyes: . And Now I also know how to get deck chair;) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikel1733 Posted November 30, 2006 #86 Share Posted November 30, 2006 ouch! :eek: and even if you cut it off, it leaves behind a nasty sticky mess ... a bit mean, doncha think? :eek: silk & leather are so much nicer :D Can you give us some details on leather and silk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynrph Posted November 30, 2006 #87 Share Posted November 30, 2006 And if you are in a bind for bindings you can really improvise and braid toilet paper. Several strands braided together makes a fairly strong rope. Hot damn! Nice idea!, Thanks! Where is the world is Derf for a link to braiding toilet paper? Never mind, do it myself! http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Holiday/dingdong.htm :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted November 30, 2006 #88 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I would be highly POed' the women should have been put off, but not the men. How does the cruise line figure out the automatic tipping when on is throwed off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted November 30, 2006 #89 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Where is the world is Derf for a link to braiding toilet paper? Is it Toilet Paper or Toilet Tissue At least Princess has enuf "Paper" for the task 22,560 Rolls of Toilet Tissue from http://www.princess.com/news/article.jsp?newsArticleId=na567&submit=pk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted November 30, 2006 #90 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I would be highly POed' the women should have been put off, but not the men. On second thought, they should sail RCCL, don't they have boxing rings now!:D Strap the gloves on and cut em loose. What's Next? Freedom Introduces Cruising's First Boxing Ring! from http://www.cruisecritic.com/news/news.cfm?ID=1509 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
232271 Posted November 30, 2006 #91 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Hi Caliber1, LKYGSR is right, it's cold here now! It wasn't a couple of days ago, but now it's definitely winter. :p And I agree, make 'em walk the plank! ;) IT is actually snowing here in Dallas, Texas!!:eek: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted November 30, 2006 #92 Share Posted November 30, 2006 IT is actually snowing here in Dallas, Texas!!:eek: :D Proof positive that "Global Warming" has arrived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emdia43 Posted November 30, 2006 #93 Share Posted November 30, 2006 The Clampetts wouldn't have been sitting around the Cement Pond anyways.......:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caribbean Dad Posted November 30, 2006 #94 Share Posted November 30, 2006 What's Next? Freedom Introduces Cruising's First Boxing Ring!from http://www.cruisecritic.com/news/news.cfm?ID=1509 Seriously? I thought he was kidding about the boxing. Boxing on a cruise ship............. no thank you very much. I stick to getting my exercise by taking the daily long walk up to the F-Deck. ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelz66 Posted December 1, 2006 #95 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Seriously? I thought he was kidding about the boxing. Boxing on a cruise ship............. no thank you very much. I stick to getting my exercise by taking the daily long walk up to the F-Deck. ;) :D Beats the stair master!!!! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klfrodo Posted December 1, 2006 #96 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Aww, for crying out loud! Why go to all that trouble? When you already have what you need! DUCT TAPE!:D:D A money saving tip. Instead of spending all that money at the salon for waxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynrph Posted December 1, 2006 #97 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Is it Toilet Paper orToilet Tissue At least Princess has enuf "Paper" for the task 22,560 Rolls of Toilet Tissue from http://www.princess.com/news/article.jsp?newsArticleId=na567&submit=pk That explains why I never ran out of it when I went on the Coral to Alaska this summer! If only I had known that they had so much on board, and how to braid it, I could have had a "kinky" experience! Instead......... I had the duct tape....... (and hairless legs!):p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfklutz Posted December 1, 2006 #98 Share Posted December 1, 2006 This is what I dont understand--- why cruiselines allow this kind of behavior...dont they care about the "other" passengers? They obviously DIDN'T allow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsair41 Posted December 1, 2006 #99 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Two grown women fought over the lounge chairs around the pool. One slapped the other in the face. Yikes! Security came and escorted them out. Can you believe it? Actually, yes I can, I'm never really surprised when I see or hear of such behavior even from "adults". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sashalanda Posted December 1, 2006 #100 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Ok now I am curious..what the hell is an ibuzz or buzzaware? Everyone seems to know but me :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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