stowaway2k Posted August 25, 2007 #51 Share Posted August 25, 2007 At my age, I might just ride the subways for the thrill! <G> Every man's dream, a cheap date. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyscot Posted August 25, 2007 #52 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I've got a Mondeo, can I sail on Cunard? I'll get me coat.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted August 25, 2007 #53 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I've got a Mondeo, can I sail on Cunard? I've got a Fiat Panda and it was bigger than our cabin :) Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stowaway2k Posted August 25, 2007 #54 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I've got a Mondeo, can I sail on Cunard? The Committee will require model year, mileage, maintenance records, a short description of general condition, and time for consideration of your case upon the next meeting of the Commitee Board. Commitee Board meetings are not publicly announced in advance or open to the public. All decisions are final. The Committee does not confirm nor deny the existance of the Committee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxity Posted August 25, 2007 #55 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Well I have a Honda. The only Honda that ever breaks apparently! The RAC man said that it was only the fourth in five years he had ever been out too!:mad: Oh well it's all fixed now. Shame it's taken my carefully saved money for my next cruise. Oh well, I shall let JGS take over my expenses too.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgsmuzzy Posted August 25, 2007 #56 Share Posted August 25, 2007 That will be Lexxity doing Potwash on formal nights. I wonder whether they will let her out for the chefs parade :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxity Posted August 25, 2007 #57 Share Posted August 25, 2007 MAN OVERBOARD! :D :D Quiet Husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV BOY Posted August 25, 2007 #58 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Well i have a Ford Focus " Titanium ", is that higher than " Platinum " ? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyscot Posted August 25, 2007 #59 Share Posted August 25, 2007 There are some rules to obey when you own a Mondeo. 1. Never wash it. It looks better dirty. 2. Never mend scratches. Aluminium is so much more attractive than Mondeo silver. 3. Do not worry about the grating noise. That is the engine. 4. Never expect to have sex. Ever. You guys are funny. I got banned for a week from the Princess board. I take considerable pride in that. I think it was because I slagged off McDonalds and got some corporate muscle. Or am I just paranoid. Hey, I didn't know I could spell that. Please vote now. a) Yes, f+++ off back to the Princess Board. b) I welcome your brave Scottish stance against the forces of corporate America. You are welcome. Please entertain us with wit, satire, and swearwords. c) We don't care, we're posh. Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge. I used to work on Blue Peter. I was the cat. I think I might be pissed. I love you, whoever you are. Hic. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stowaway2k Posted August 25, 2007 #60 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I think I might be pissed. I love you, whoever you are. Hic. Committee Approval Confirmed Forthwith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted August 25, 2007 #61 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge. Away ya bampot - ye nivver sayed whit the phone number wuz. An ah wuz gonnae phone an vote as well ! PS - nice wan, gettin banned frae the Princess Board. A.R.B. Jimmy :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RnD Posted August 25, 2007 Author #62 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Now we are getting calls from our friendly Princess, HAL, and celebrity cruise specialists. We are booked, did a complete wardrobe review and I decied my wife will not need any new clothes for the trip. Unfortunetely she does not agree. No you did not scare us away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgsmuzzy Posted August 25, 2007 #63 Share Posted August 25, 2007 No you did not scare us away. Must try harder....... Just kidding! I am glad that your mind has been put at rest, and hope that you thoroughly enjoy your trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic The Parrot Posted August 25, 2007 #64 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Must try harder....... Just kidding! I am glad that your mind has been put at rest, and hope that you thoroughly enjoy your trip. :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic The Parrot Posted August 25, 2007 #65 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Don't worry .... you'll love it! Glad to hear you and DW are looking forward to your voyage. Enjoy! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenR_UK Posted August 25, 2007 #66 Share Posted August 25, 2007 TYou guys are funny. I got banned for a week from the Princess board. I take considerable pride in that. I think it was because I slagged off McDonalds and got some corporate muscle. Or am I just paranoid. Hey, I didn't know I could spell that. Please vote now. a) Yes, f+++ off back to the Princess Board. b) I welcome your brave Scottish stance against the forces of corporate America. You are welcome. Please entertain us with wit, satire, and swearwords. c) We don't care, we're posh. Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge. I used to work on Blue Peter. I was the cat. I think I might be pissed. I love you, whoever you are. Hic. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Stay HappyScot Stay - love your contributions on Princess & P+O (Oz) Wish I was pi**ed - just got back from family wedding (part 2) and am I bored - practically sober even (Ok part 1, I got slightly drunk - I've decided I am allergic to champagne - must be:D, the way I felt Thursday & only an allergy would have kept me off work:eek: ) Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadadli1 Posted August 25, 2007 #67 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Vote=b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patwell Posted August 25, 2007 #68 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Vote....B definitely...anyone who could get themselves banned from the Princess board is OK in my book!!! :D Cheers, Penny Penny’s Affair to Remember QM2 Review http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=471053 November 10,2007...the “Affair” continues.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patwell Posted August 25, 2007 #69 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I decied my wife will not need any new clothes for the trip. Unfortunetely she does not agree. And right she no doubt is!!! There is no such thing as enough clothes for a voyage!!!:rolleyes: Cheers, Penny Penny’s Affair to Remember QM2 Review http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=471053 November 10,2007...the “Affair” continues.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindlychap Posted August 26, 2007 #70 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Vote=b. Me too! Matthew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadadli1 Posted August 26, 2007 #71 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Me too! Matthew Happyscot is a happy fellow, isn't he? Always fun to have around. I think I offered to buy him a drink once, which means I will have to sell my car in order to finance that drink, but that's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthAussie100 Posted August 26, 2007 #72 Share Posted August 26, 2007 There are some rules to obey when you own a Mondeo. 1. Never wash it. It looks better dirty. 2. Never mend scratches. Aluminium is so much more attractive than Mondeo silver. 3. Do not worry about the grating noise. That is the engine. 4. Never expect to have sex. Ever. You guys are funny. I got banned for a week from the Princess board. I take considerable pride in that. I think it was because I slagged off McDonalds and got some corporate muscle. Or am I just paranoid. Hey, I didn't know I could spell that. Please vote now. a) Yes, f+++ off back to the Princess Board. b) I welcome your brave Scottish stance against the forces of corporate America. You are welcome. Please entertain us with wit, satire, and swearwords. c) We don't care, we're posh. Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge. I used to work on Blue Peter. I was the cat. I think I might be pissed. I love you, whoever you are. Hic. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You kill me Happyscot :D I vote definitely B !! Typical you would write something like that about Neil's boat :eek: cheers Vanessa ps. I love you too :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyscot Posted August 26, 2007 #73 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Ow, my head hurts. Where am I? CUNARD??????? How the hell did I get here..............? Oh yes. The ban thing. Hee hee hee hee. Was I rude about some guy's boat sinking? Oh dear. Mind you, this was in a country where a woman got rogered to death by a camel recently. There are women in my home town who would form an orderly queue at the very possibility............and several blokes, too. Is it true you use the blood of coalminers to make your gins pink? Or is it that thing King George had with a lot of consonants? Just think, when old Liz pops off, it'll be the QC1. Queen Cam. Watch your King's consort 24 hours a day. Look, she's on a camel. No hold it, the cam's upside down. Oh dear............. Now I have to go on a ladder to get ivy off my roof. Silly old trout climbed out of the bathroom window again. No really, wish me luck - I don't do heights........... Cunard? Blimey. Must be some primeval Brit homing instinct..........I expect my ancestors cleaned your Bentleys or picked up your soap in the shower or something. Cue Dambusters music......................... xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare 3rdGenCunarder Posted August 26, 2007 #74 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Now we are getting calls from our friendly Princess, HAL, and celebrity cruise specialists. We are booked, did a complete wardrobe review and I decied my wife will not need any new clothes for the trip. Unfortunetely she does not agree. No you did not scare us away. Glad to hear you weren't scared away. You must be very brave--not to hang in with Cunard and this thread, but to suggest that your wife does not need new clothes for the trip. A woman can ALWAYS find a reason to need new clothes! (and shoes, purses, etc) BTW, contrary to expectations you may have developed as a result of this thread, cabins on Cunard are not padded cells, although perhaps a few of those might not be a bad idea... Kathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxity Posted August 26, 2007 #75 Share Posted August 26, 2007 :D Happyscot, when are you booking your Cunard trip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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