OasisOfTheSneeze

Cruisin’

Boozin’

Relaxed and one with the sea

Buffets all a flowin’

Crowds of people ima mowin’

Lanyards, totes

And tons of other useless freebies

Old people with walkers

Black socked sandaled shoppers

Oh what a life it will be

Sitting on deck

1 or 2 bad and bounced checks

Served a drink from guy whose Hindi

Leaving my cabin

Arm fat a flappin

Filling up breakfast plate number three

Loving my cruise

Filled up with cheap booze

And looking for deals on my next RCC

As the days pass right by us

I write on papyrus

”it’s too bad I got norovirus”

 The attire is not completely formal. One man on a cruise just wore tan slacks with a tan tucked in shirt with the  top button undone. He also wore a beat up leather hat to dinner, the whole outfit looked a little ridiculous but I guess it pulled together once he took out his whip.