Roadwork

Guarantees are like gambling. Sometimes you win, sometimes you loose.

CoasterBill,

Sorry that you received a cabin you are not happy with. Make the best of it and enjoy your cruise.

I would like to offer my services as a judge for the Beauty Contest. Do you think we could sneak in a couple of those rockettes or maybe get a belly dancer or two?

I would be more than happy to bring my "Ice Cream Maker". Can I borrow the extention cord being used with the chain saw on Bessie? :D .

I believe I would enjoy that wine tasting after the skeet shooting. I am not so sure about that cream soda and Thunderbird, but it does sound better than MadDog 20 20. Does the winner get a cake to celebrate? ;)