Jaymepops

:cool: too funny!!

I found this picture of the princesses and I am putting it on a door sign with the caption : HAHA made you look!

Where did you find this??!! I am looking for some interesting ideas. We sail on the conquest 3/30, so I wanted to do an April Fools (Princess pic would be perfect...) door incorperated with dh's birthday (on 4/3) any suggestions???....

The Mardi Gras party is Tuesday night before arriving in MoBay.

LOL- would make more sense if they did it on the Tuesday instead of the Wednesday. Mardi Gras - Fat Tuesday! Sorry, still going through all my Mardi ras pictures from this last year!! I love living in the south! Glad we get to kind of do it twice this year. Should we bring our own excess beads to share?? Anyone know what they did durign the party?

I am still recovering from my Majesty of the Seas cruise with my 55 year old mother Nov 14-18. Apparently, the trip up the stairs for Muster from deck 2 to 7 caused my mom to suddenly decide she needed to REALLY use the bathroom even though she had plenty of notice and time to use it while we hung out in the cabin before 4:30 drill (as usual, she was on the cell phone yapping away about nothing instead).

 

They wouldn't let her back inside at first, but eventually she got through to find a rest room. Held up Muster waiting for her....everyone is glaring at me because of course I am part of the guilty party holding up the drill and departing the port....(and i am wondering if there is an extra available cabin or if it is too late to jump over the railings and hang out in South Beach for the week instead)

 

She comes back finally and Muster begins. I am standing a few feet away from her but I suddenly smell something funky-bad in the breeze. I ask her if everything is okay. "Oh, I didn't quite make it in time", says she very nonchalantly. What?!!? I look down and see she has big poo stain on the front of her light demin pants. Ooooh lovely. I step back away from her more, but then notice the back of her jeans. Both legs....all the way up. Poo streaks. Very noticable and stinky poo streaks. There is no denying what it is if anyone else sees it. (and of course, the smell is undeniable!). It was far worse than anything i'd seen from my three sons when they were infants and toddlers.

 

As soon as the drill is over and all is clear for sail away, I hand her my life jacket and instruct her to walk with both lifejackets behind her. We wait on the deck for as long as we can so we don't subject any poor soul from walking behind her and catching the stank.

 

Finally made it back and I drink 1/3 of the bottle of my contraband Captain Morgan (+ Diet Coke) while she cleaned up so we could go to early seating dinner where the embarassment kept on going...(I keep waiting for one of our table mates to write something about her in the thread about table mates)

OMG!! Died laughing at this one, totally picture my Mom or Grandmother doing the same thing!!! Had to stop reading it 3 times, laughing too hard and almost choked!!! Thanks for that one!!! Like everyone else, I have been addicted to this thread for hours!!