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They should leave now.

 

Go on...

 

 

SHOO!

 

:D

Thank you!

stop please - i beg you !

Ok ..... Done

Well, her kids sure have big shoes to fill.

She's such a loafer.

Couldn't agree with your more. First thought that came to my mind was Ugly American.

Enough is enough. This is a funny thread. Why do people have to attack others? Please start another thread about attacking people if that's what makes you happy. Sheesh.

I wonder why the servers didn't give them the boot?

True...after all, she was wagging her tongue at them.

Maybe she just wanted to propose a toest?

She just proved just how big a heel she was.

On our last cruise it was Elegant Night. DH and I had a table for 2 that was in the center of our section. There was a large table seated behind us. I could see it but DH back was to them. At this table it seemed to be a young couple traveling with her parents and another party of 3 ladies maybe in their 50's.

We are sitting there eating and all of a sudden I hear some raised voices at this table and then I see a shoe fly across the table and hit the half wall :eek:. Then the younger girl stands up and yells at her mother who was embarrassingly intoxicated, why did you throw your shoe at me? So the young girl exits the MDR, DH following close behind her. The intoxicated mother gets up and leaves, one shoe on and one shoe off- and the man just sits there and looks at these 3 lovely ladies at the table who really do not know what to do at this point.

 

Here I am trying to give my DH play by play as this is taking place.

 

After a minute the man leaves too. The 3 ladies carry on with dinner. About 10 minutes later the family came back to eat like nothing ever happened.

 

DH and I joked that having the table for two wasn't so bad after all. (we prefer a large table to meet new ppl)

 

The next night NOBODY showed up to eat dinner at that table.

Hey...Mom was just baring her sole :p

These are great. Please keep them coming.

I think a hammam is some kind of bath house.

 

Doug

I think they're famous for the cheese they serve there. Yep...Hammam cheese

A lot of guys wished that would happen to them.

Once on the upper funnel deck I witnessed an over-weight elderly man baring it all....I had nightmares and didn't return to the upper funnel deck.

You had a 50-50 chance of said nude person being a female. I hope you didn't try your luck gambling that day :D

Thank you both :)

On the Sensation, my 10 year old DD and I saw a husband and wife arguing. Husband leaning over the railing in the atrium and wife below by the bar. As he was yelling at her about their bar tab, his dentures fell out of his mouth and onto a teenage girl who was sitting in the chairs below. The look on the girls' face was priceless! When teenage girls' dad/travel companion (??) retrieved the dentures and threw them up at the man, who was still yelling at his wife, by the way, my daughter and I got out of there!

That is very funny.

I bet guy that dropped his teeth on that poor girl did them a lot of favors the rest of the cruise. He was indentured to her.

Not in the adult only Serenity Area.

Nudity is common in the Serenity hot tub area?

Last month we sailed on the Dream and headed back to port. We decided to soak in the serenity area hot tubs to avoid the kids. As we rounded the corner a woman was proudly bearing her topless self on a lounge chair! Must have been Orient beach that inspired her....:rolleyes:

Welcome to Cruise Critic! :)

 

She was in the adult only area' date=' so what was the issue? :confused:[/quote']

I guess I'm missing something here. I didn't think anyone mentioned there was any kind of issue.

The woman was topless, right? So wouldn't you be a bit shocked to see a woman topless in a serenity hot tub?

I think that it fits nicely in this thread.

My wife and I were in the hot tub. It was packed. I am in between her and an older gentleman. I could tell the two guys to my left turned around to look at something or get out I figured, but all of a sudden my wife starts smiling and then giggling. I look to my left and have forever regretted it.

 

I turn to left and all I see is red package. Buddy has his right leg up on the edge of the tub and his other leg still on the seat in the tub. And he is positioned himself looking at something over my head. I was turning red as there was only mere millimeters of spandex betweeen my face and his OB's. Even turning away it was only inches. Now a few more people are laughing in the tub and I finally had to say "Seriously?!?" He shrugged and got out of the tub.

Some things are better never pictured

Sounds like Ecstasy if you ask me --as in hi as a kite? on MDMA.. :cool:

Yep. And what happens on a cruise ship doesn't always stay on a cruise ship.

...and they probably complain because the cost of cruising is going up, right? :mad:

And that they don't like the quality of the food.

These are great. Any other stories out there?

3. A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

 

This is funny. They must have had their minds on other things.

These are great. Thank you for posting your experiences.

Read every post over this past week. Very,very funny.

We were on the Disney Wonder back in 2000. My DS was 4 at the time. We had just boarded and were up on the upper deck where Mickey and others were giving us a welcome reception.

They had placed a nice buffet of food out for us to enjoy. We found a table for 4 and were going over to get some food. My DS really wanted to get his own food (he wanted to show us he could do this on his own). A couple of the surrounding tables heard him make the request and we felt we could keep an eye on him. We stayed at the table and let him walk about 20 feet to where the food tables were.

It only took him a few seconds to decide what he wanted. My DS proudly returned to the table carrying a rather large whole pineapple. I had to hold in my laughter as to not embarrass him, as did the surrounding tables. He was just so proud that he brought back the biggest item he could carry.

I told him it would be a little hard to eat and walked him back to the buffet table. Once I got there I noticed apples, oranges and a lot of other fruit on the deck around the table. Apparently the pineapple was put there to hold back the other fruit stacked high on the table :eek:

After we left this reception we went over to the elevators. We hadn't decided to get on them just yet, but my DS did. I looked back just in time to see the glass doors shut with my DS in the elevator! I waited to see which direction the elevator was headed and bounded down the floors waiting to see where it stopped. Fortunately it only went 2 floors before I caught up with him. He was crying, but safe.

Does anyone know about the mystery dinner on FOS? is it something worth doing? I saw that it was $50.00.

 

What night do they have it? I know it was in Portofinos.

 

Thanks

Doug

Mystery Dinner is on the first night. I've heard many like it.

All of you just off Freedom did Richard Spacey still do his "Evolution of Dance" routine? Anyone know for sure if he is on until December? Thanks

Great question. My kids love watching the "Evolution of Dance" on youtube. We're really hoping Richard does it.

I did the rock wall too! Even surprised myself by making to the top, and ringing the bell. HOWEVER..............the next day, under my arms was SOOOOOOOOO sore!

Have fun! Enjoy that flowrider! Try it on the first day, when everyone is still figuring it out. By the end of the cruise.........you'll feel like an expert!

See? That's your problem. You're not supposed to use your under arms. Use your hands! :p