CCnoob2010

Very funny, I would have him read it as De Niro " Are you talking to me?":D

Having the sports section read a la De Niro would be awesome! That alone might be worth the upcharge.

LOL, very funny.

What about

- Reading the newspaper for you? or

- Drawing the bath?

:D

LOL @ Reading the newspaper to me. How did I leave that off? Better yet, read the newspaper to me whilst doing an impression of a celebrity (Celebrity...get it?) of his choice each day. :D

I've never had a butler but if I did I wouldn't ask for much but I WOULD have him:

- Address me not by name but as 'My liege'.

- Challenge me to chess every day whilst talking smack about how good he is yet lose in the first 5 moves. That would be epic because I suck at chess.

- Laugh at my jokes (even the bad ones).

- Warm up my bed by lying on top of it for 20 mins each night before I crash. This will require a flexible schedule on his part.

- His music knowledge and lyric acumen should be strong because he will perform karoke requests on the verandah during sail-ways.

- Iron my underwear. Hopefully this will not chaff me on hot summer days in port.

- Accept all 'Quarters' and 'beer pong' challenges.