Knikkers

Hi Sissy ...

Sorry to tell you that you're homeward bound to a whole lotta stormyness going on across the Tasman.  You'll be glad I'm not with you as you would have to be administering Sea Legs seasick tabs, probably handing me damp towels for my forehead, and holding the bucket for me ....ooeeerrrr  I feel green just thinking about it!

But looking at your itinerary (because that's the only vicarious 'holiday' I'm having (she says typing from her office desk - on Chrissy Eve ... still working!!)), looks like you are South Island bound first, and the weather down there's delightful for the week! 

Can I please ask ... your posts are full of typo's ... is that 'Bahama Mama' font - or are you being challenged by your i.pad keyboard?  I'm having to reread everything twice - and I can then understand it because we speak sissy ... our poor other CC'ers will really think you are having coordination issues!

I'm ever so proud of your photos, not a ship's carpet shot - or inside of handbag lining snap to be seen ... you go girl!

Santa needs to shout you extra data for Christmas - because I miss you when you're not contactable ... then my imagination runs wild and I wonder what Christmas hijinks you are up to ... then I think NO - I don't need to know (it's what happens when you are the younger, more responsible, sensible younger sissy!).  

Love and hugs to you and best wishes to all the CC'ers - it's Christmas Eve ... Happy Festive Season!! xox

Sissy has just sent you a copy of the aforementioned luggage tag that you requested to be printed.  It has no cabin details!  Are you attempting to divert blame for when you are unable to locate your cabin - because you are off imbibing in Bahama Mama cocktails, or socialising and totally forget which end of the ship you are sleeping in ... or could it be that you have already tee'd up 'sharing or cohabitation arrangements' and you are avoiding giving me an explanation of who he is?  Happy travels oh wicked one - love younger sissy x

Can I please point out that I'm one of the family members you are running away FROM this Christmas / New Year period 'jjauckland'.  I'm trusting all the other Cruise Critique-ians on the Norwegian Jewel setting sail tomorrow ... to take the bestest care of you!  Please - if you are on this cruise, and see a disorientated Kiwi trying to research blog content, juggle cocktails, camera's and looking like she really is in need of a photography lesson ... save her from herself (yes - she did really take a mysterious photo - which ended up being diagnosed as the inside of her handbag!!!).  Travel safe my sister and have a blast cruis'n without me! xox