Ship fun

[TimothyG]

THE MAGICIAN ON THE CRUISE SHIP

 

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

The audience would be different each week, so the magician

allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

 

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the

shows every week and began to understand what the magician

did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started

shouting in the middle of the show:

 

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

 

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"

 

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"

 

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was

the captain's parrot after all.

 

One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician

found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the

ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They

stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.

This went on for several days.

 

After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up.

What'd you do with the boat ?"

[zachnlucy]

Heh heh.