Denversail

We are now 0 for 2 on excursions. Wolf has the room blacked out and is trying to fight off a migraine. He also says his throat hurts. Hopefully it is a migraine that will pass and not Covid. Looks like I’ll be enjoying another day on the ship. I’ll probably go out and walk around the port a little bit later.

We have made it to Cozumel. We have the helmet dive excursion booked for today. Wolf text me last night saying he was sick. He was asleep by the time I got to the room and he didn’t get up again. Hopefully he is okay and we will proceed. I don’t know what my deal is with times this week. I thought our excursion was at 7:30. I was up early for this only to realize when I went to wake Wolf that it was really a 9:30 excursion.

We decided we wanted something different for dinner last night. We skipped our chops reservation and headed to Vintages. This was another Harmony disappointment. Our prior experiences they had different small plate offerings (Tapa’s). On Harmony it is just the Jaimie’s appetizers. The only difference was we had to pay for them.

I don’t usually call folks out but some people just push the limits. We have a guy on this cruise that is just well let’s say high maintenance. His discretions? Let me list them for you. 1. He answers his phone at the tables. Even when repeatedly being told not to. 2. He constantly changes in his chips. Like every single hand. 3. He convinced someone to use their drink package to try to buy him a drink. Failed. 4. He harassed the bartender at a closed bar to give him water until the guy gave in. 5. He repeatedly tried and had issues withdrawing cash in the casino from his onboard cash account. 6. He told a dealer he really wanted to tip him but would probably default to filling out a comment card. I doubt he actually will. 7. Went on and on about how his dark sunglasses are prescription so he gets to wear them in the casino. 8. After all these indiscretions he attempted to sit next to me in an empty bar. Failed.

Things are getting a little hairy around here. By things I mean my legs. I tossed our room this morning looking for my razors and can’t find them. Wolf thinks they got left behind in Galveston during our mad dash to the shuttle. I’m not happy about this.

We are in Costa Maya today. I was supposed to do ATV this morning but I’m way too hungover for that. Honestly I was afraid I’d be in need of a toilet and not be able to get to one. It is already noon and I haven’t had any liquor yet if that is any indication of how crappy I feel. I decided to stay with Wolf. We got off the ship and had lunch. I think there is just two restaurants at the port. We did flavor of Mexico. Wolf really enjoyed the snapper. Mine was just okay. It was very pricey. The port is nice but extremely crowded. Lots of large ships.

I’m glad you’ve enjoyed it. Unfortunately I’ve only done one other review and it was dull. All I did was take pics of food and drinks. I wouldn’t advise wasting your precious life minutes reading it.

I get it. Not picking a fight. Just clarifying what I meant. Have a nice day!

I was talking about the area with the leaf’s over it. Didn’t mean the actual solarium itself.

I’ve spent most of the afternoon in the Solarium. I did try to get a chair on the pool deck and there were plenty. They have them so close together I decided not to embarrass myself trying to get in one. I’m old and fat so I require a side entrance. The solarium is fine if you enjoy elevator music. It was the same stuff they played while I was getting my massage. I’m not sure what the purpose of this thing is. Seems like a waste of space. A pool would have looked really nice in that spot.

Nice. We are going in an hour and I didn’t think it was included.

Wolf’s dog is doing better than apparently Dupable would like. She declared this her 3rd serving of steak and her last. I’m not sure what this woman has against children and puppies.

@scubaslayer as requested. Sorry it took so long. I had to drag my ass to guest services to get it. Struggled with the pic. Let me know if you need me to take another one.

I now see why I didn’t remember the port area. Any suggestions for things to do nearby? Places for lunch?

I’ve been avoiding this topic but I just can’t anymore. I feel I have no choice to address it. The topic has bern forced on me repeatedly this week and I can’t ignore it any longer. I didn’t notice this on Odyssey. It might be a Texas thing? The swingers are out in full force. I thought I was getting on a family cruise instead it’s a bunch of folks pimping out their partners. When did this become a mainstream thing? I guess I live in a bubble. Steer clear of the pineapples folks that ain’t innocent fruit.

We had dinner last night in 150. That was our second dinner there this week. Both experiences were good. I was exhausted from the night before so I went straight to bed to catch up on sleep. I’m starting to bruise from the hard bed. Will need to talk to my room steward today to see if he can fix it. I tried to go into wind jammer this morning for my OJ but it wasn’t meant to be. They choke everyone into one entry point with 4 sinks. This causes a very long line just to get inside the wind jammer. The other food options don’t open until 7:30. This ship is full of bad choices. I think we are about an hour out from docking in Roatan. We have no plans today. Wolf wants to get off for a little bit. I’ve been here multiple times but don’t remember the pier area for some reason. I think I’ve always done an excursion of some kind. We will see once we get there if we want to explore anything. It is cloudy and looks like it is going to rain soon.

We had another alpha alpha alpha in studio b a few hours ago. Hopefully just a sprained ankle.

I can report that a god awful smell has developed in the starboard hallway on deck 6 in the last hour. I’m hoping it is just temporary and not the start of something yucky.

They just called an Alpha Alpha Alpha to the pool deck. I hope the person is okay.

I always see folks playing that push quarter thing in the casino. I figured out this morning where they get the quarters. I’m obsessed! So much fun. I even got Wolf to play for a while. With my money of course. Now at Jaimie’s for my feeding. Having a great morning so far.

I made some terrible choices last night. Seems I misbehave when Dupable isn’t around. I was actually kind of sober well let’s call it not drunk early in the evening. I told myself I was going to got to bed by 10. I think at exactly 10 I decided to start drinking instead. The details are a little foggy but I closed the casino last night. I woke up thinking I must have lost all my money I had on me until I remembered I didn’t leave willing which meant I probably have cash in my purse. Just like that it was like a morning win when I looked and found a bunch of dough. Yep folks it was a full on blackout. I do remember getting pizza last night to take to my room. I think I was two rooms away when that greasy slab of deliciousness just slid right off my plate onto the floor. This means I woke up hungover and starving. I don’t like the grab and go options so at about 8:45 I attempted to go to Johnny Rockets. I was rejected. You need to be seated before they close not just there. I let that roll off and headed to the dining room. I think the line was about 400 people deep. That was strike number three. Now I just wait until my next feeding at Jaimie’s @ 12:30. Just two hours to go.

I normally love Oasis class ships. I’ve been on Symphony, Allure, and Oasis and loved them all. I’m just not a fan of this one. Even the activities on this one are off in my opinion. The only Royal class I dislike is the Freedom class. It is just an enlarged version of the Voyager class which I love.

In my opinion 150 has the best bread in the world.

Dupable picked up Wolf’s dog last night. She immediately declared her a royal pain in the ass. She is doing well. Dupable also stopped by to spend some time this afternoon with my pup pup. Missing this guy.

I did a 50 minute facial and 50 minute massage. It was nice.