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Ports So our four ports were Ensenada, Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta, and Cabo. All four of these were new to me, so I was really excited to explore some new ports and do some new things! A couple months before the sailing, our ports were reversed, which actually gave us some odd port times. Ensenada was 7am-1pm, and we didn't dock in Mazatlan until noon. Oh whale Ensenada Port time of 7am to 1pm? I think not. I got a massage and stayed on board. The excursions didn't look exciting and neither did the port area. Don't think I missed much. NEXT! Mazatlan Again I didn't like the excursions and did very minimal research. I knew that as soon as you exit the port area, you can follow the "linea azul" (blue line) to get to the centro historico, so I decided to do that and just got for a wonder (didn't tell my mom I was just going to wonder around Sinaloa state though). Side bar: I never felt unsafe in Mazatlan. It was the semana santa, or holy week, so the city was pretty quiet. There were police on many street corners and were very present. I obviously didn't see the whole city, but the walk to the centro historico was very safe. Once I got the centro, I just kinda bumbled around walking down random streets. The centro itself looked really nice with some restaurants surrounding it. I think I did about 4-5 miles. Apparently, Mazatlan has a bunch of ice cream shops. Just outside the Plazuela Machado I stopped at Helarte Sano for some ice cream. The lady working there was so nice and let me try several flavors. I don't remember exactly how much it was, but 2 scoops in a bowl was $5 and I received change in pesos. the ice cream (it was really sorbet because I got fruity flavors) was delicious! Highly recommend! Puerto Vallarta So I actually booked an excursion through NCL (the latitudes discount and $50 credit is very nice, but the excursions were pretty reasonably priced in general. I booked the "Horseback Ride Experience", which is obviously horseback riding plus a tequila tasting. We met on the pier about 10:30am and had a group of about 20 of us. It was only about a 25 minute bus ride through town until we got to the Hacienda Dona Engracia. Our guide on the bus directed us to some tables and said the guide would come meet us in about 10 minutes. That must have been 10 minutes in Mexican time, because we waited almost 40 minutes. They did bring us water bottles and frozen margaritas. Eventually, our guide finally came and retrieved us. We walked over to the stables, read us the rules, explained how to stop, steer, etc. We were then divided into beginners and intermediates and assigned horses. Once we all mounted our noble steeds, we set off in a line and rode through a tiny town and then into a little valley type area and rode along a river and through it a couple times. My horse was pretty easy to control and I was able to trot a bit in some ports, which I enjoyed. We made it to a little river clearing and had the option to "swim with the horse" none of us had any idea what that meant and the guide didn't explain. So now I'll tell y'all what that meant. You mount a horse bareback and walk a circle in the river up to your chest in water. The excursion description said to wear a bathing suit under your clothes, and I wish I had listened. I actually did bring a bathing suit, but didn't change into it at first because I'm dumb and didn't actually plan to go "swimming". It was a game time decisions for me and now I can say I rode bareback...on a horse. We eventually rode back the same way we came and then had a buffet lunch of tacos, which were actually really good and we could go back and get more tacos if we'd like. They also served us drinks, including beer and margaritas. Once we finished that, we went to the little store area and did a tequila tasting. In total we had about 6 half shots of tequila: their blanco, reposado, anejo and flavored coffee, peach, and almond flavored tequilas, which were all actually really good. Bottles were about $45-75 I think. After that, I stopped at one of the stalls set up where they were selling hand painted tiles. They actually looked hand painted and not Made in China hand painted. The main guy at the stall was also super nice and the tile was only $15. I also bought the picture they took of us on the horse because it was only $5. Almost everyone bought it! They need to talk to the cruise lines about photo pricing... Then it was a 25 minute ride back to the ship. All onboard was 3:30, but we didn't get there until 3:20 and it was a long line to get back on, but at least it was moving. They also had ice cold towels, which was a nice touch. It was in this moment I realized how dusty and dirty I was. I know I don't have foundation on, so why is this towel orange. Lord, that shower felt so good. Cabo So in this port, I also did an NCL excursion called "Famous Arch, Sea Lion, and Whales" They should just call it a whale watch excursion because we stopped at the arch for 30 seconds and 90% of the boat ride was dedicated to whale watching. We were split into 2 zodiacs and I actually really liked the setup. On the left there are room for 2 and on the right there are single seats, perfect for loners like me. There are small cubbys under the seat in front of you to put small bags. The excursion description was accurate because there is no bathroom and zero shade. We had an opportunity to pee beforehand though. Our guide was HILARIOUS and super knowledgeable about whales. It's the tail end of whale season, but we still saw about 10-15 whales, including one that completely breached right as we got off shore. If the whale is on the right side, they tell the right side to stay seated and the left side can stand up to make sure everyone gets a view. Overall, really enjoyed this excursion and highly recommend it! Ports 4.5/5 stars (half point deduction for weird port times)

Hi everyone! Planned to finish this up today, but like I said earlier, Delta wifi was $20 and I don't even know y'all to be dropping that on wifi. The next sections I'm going to do are Ports, Entertainment, Food, and Debarkation. Are there any major categories I'm missing? The TL;DR is that ports and entertainment were amazing, debarkation was painless, and food was mostly good.

What time do you land in San Diego? I would get there as early as possible. Hopefully they learned from our clusterf*** and will give better direction next time (and it may not be as full since spring breaks are mostly done (I hope for you). I took such a good nap when I got into my cabin and slept so well that night. The airport is SUPER close to the cruise port. I think my Lyft was like $8 and took less than 10 minutes. I had to get out and walk the last block or so because it was so backed up.

I second that Chin Chin was not great. I looooove Asian food. Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, etc. It's all good in my book. I got kung pao chicken, calamari, and steamed potstickers. it was al so bland! The only things that added flavor were sriracha and soy sauce. (Don't mind you hijacking at all! I was traveling all day today and planned to work on the plane but the Delta wifi was $20 and I don't love y'all that much.)

Spa/Gym Before the cruise, I purchased a thermal suite pass online or $199. This is an absolute must for me. I'm a big spa guy, and love the quietness of the thermal suite, plus the incredible views out the front of the ship. I've done the thermal suite on 4 Jewel class ships and they're all basically the same with minor differences, but I like the Jewel the best to me. Only the Jade and Jewel have a jacuzzi in the men's section. The Pearl and Gem have a jacuzzi in the middle co-ed section, which I'm sure is nice for couples. Since I travel solo, I like it in the men's section because it's less busy. On the men's side (and I'm willing to bet the women's side is the exact same) there is a steam room that can fit about 4-5 people, a large sauna with a wall of windows to the ocean that can easily fit 8-10 people, a single person cold plunge tub, 2 rainfall showers, 3 normal showers, lockers, and of course toilets and sinks. There are also about 7 comfortable chairs with ottomans that are great to lounge in and do some reading. I "rested my eyes" many times in these chairs. There are plenty of towels and robes provided as well. There was also a counter with lemon water, hot water, tea bags, and some fresh fruit. In the co-ed section, there are about 6 or 7 heated tiled lounges, a sitting area, and a small thalassotherapy pool. Overall, I spent hours in the thermal spa reading my books and enjoying the sauna/steam room. It was so nice to get away from the crowds (and the kids) in a quiet space to truly relax and enjoy vacation. Thermal suite gets a 5/5 stars Since I had such a difficult travel day, I decided to get a bamboo massage the second day while we were in Ensenada, which would also give me a 20% latitudes discount. For a 75 minute bamboo massage, not including the discount or the mandatory gratuity, it was $229. Expensive, but I wanted to treat myself since I overcame all odds. The massage fine. Just fine. Back in DC, I get a 90 minute deep tissue for $150 and the guy I see is much more skilled. I'm firmly against massages onboard cruises. At the end she tried to upsell me on some products "for my acne and dark circles". Don't remember me telling you I had issues with that, so thanks for pointing that out to me. A politely said no and she left it at that. Didn't appreciate her comment, but I moved past it. Massage was 3/5 stars Finally moving onto the gym, I'm a huge Peloton rider and rode them almost every day on Celebrity. I definitely missed that on this cruise, but the Jewel has a nice gym with plenty of equipment, and even a couple rowers. They provided sweat towels and also some cold towels, which feel amazing after a workout. I definitely wish I went to the gym more, but don't we all? Off the gym, there is a tiny locker room and a free steam room that can fit about 3-4 people. Funny note, the treadmills were in kilometers per hour and I could not figure out how to change it. Had to do some fun mental math to figure out the normal speeds I walk and run at. 5kmh=3.1mph Gym gets 4/5 stars

Okay I swear there is good to come! I just got back to the hotel after exploring San Diego. Highly, highly recommend checking out Bali Hai for lunch or dinner. Amazing food and views! Also went to the USS Midway, which is a must do. My second time and I still spent nearly three hours there. Okay onto the cruise! Cabin I stayed in interior cabin 10021 and loved it! It was the perfect location because it was only a couple decks up to the lido deck and spa and a couple decks down to where most stuff is located on Deck 6 or 7. I'm not sure when the Jewel was last renovated, but it must have been very recently. The cabin had a nice clean and modern look to it and reminded me a lot of the cabins on Celebrity Summit. All the drawers and closet doors were soft close (I have those in my apartment too and I tend to slam things that aren't soft close...oops...). There are two USB ports in the lights by the bed, which are honestly such a nice feature to have. I wish more cruise lines had these installed. There was also this nifty mirror that had a touch sensor. Touch it once to turn it off and on and you could also dim it. Provided a lot of light to the cabin. The bed was firm and the pillows were quite flat, but I stacked two on top of each other, which made it more comfortable. I slept AMAZING every single night. Some of the best sleep I've ever gotten on a cruise. The bathroom was also bright and clean with a large shower. NCL has mounted bottles of shampoo and body wash (maybe conditioner too? I don't remember). I'm not a tall guy, but thought it was plenty spacious for me. Overall I'd give the cabins a 5/5 stars (for those keep score, embarkation was 1/5 stars)

I loved your earlier reviews! Your dad would have HATED the embarkation nightmare.

This was the mob of people waiting to be let into the terminal building. We literally did nothing but inch forward for two hours in this area. I really don't think I'll ever sail out of San Diego again because this was such a bad experience. I know having two ships really screwed things up, but still, it was bad.

Hopefully this works, but this was my disassembled shower at the Detroit hotel. Wish I took a video of all the pieces scattered about and the nails in the soap dish.

Embarkation What. A. Nightmare. I swear I had a great time, but this cruise started off so poorly. Easily worst embarkation I've ever had. For anyone not familiar with the port of San Diego, it has 1 terminal with jetway type bridges that connect to ship for embarkation and debarkation. Unfortunately for us, the Disney Wonder was also in port with us and had that slot. We had the berth on the other side with no nice boarding bridges, but both cruises had to check in at the same terminal building. Apparently, having two ships in port caused the terminal to "reach capacity" pretty quickly. I arrived shortly before noon and the port was a mess. There were so many lines and no one knew were to go or where to drop their luggage. It was the most disorganized cluster I've ever seen. I got in the most organized looking line, which was snaked all through the parking lot. As we were waiting in line, a port worker came up and said we don't need to be in this line and we should go to the fence and find a porter to drop bags. I walked to the fence and saw no porters. I saw a guy with an empty cart, confirmed he was getting bags for the Jewel, and gave him my bag and got back in a random line to nowhere. Now this line also crossed an active gate/entrance to the port that had busses and trucks driving past. When there appeared to be space on the other side, groups of 3-5 people would run across and join the mob on the other side. The security guard was yelling at people to not get run over. It was chaos. Once I played frogger, I made it to the other side and joined an absolute mess of people. There was no line. Just a mob. No organization. No reps from NCL trying to organize things or at least give guidance. It was all left up to the ports workers to direct people, and frankly they were no help. Disney guests were able to just walk right in with no problem, but they were only letting small groups of 3-5 people for the Jewel in at a time. Me and some other couples finally made it to the front and said we were one group so we'd all be let in together. Once we finally made it past the gate, we had to wait another 10 minutes just to enter the terminal, then another 20 minutes for security, and then another 10 minutes to check-in (I finally hit Platinum and I'm so glad I get priority check-in). Everyone was cranky and hangry. I didn't actually get on board until 2:30. They ship was supposed to sail at 4pm, but people were still boarding then and it didn't leave until 6pm. I don't mind crowds. I don't mind lines (too much). I HATE disorganized chaos. I don't know how NCL managed to F this up so badly. Once it started getting busy, they should have actually tried to organize some lines outside and better communicate with the port workers and security. It was a total nightmare and I got sunburnt on the back of my neck after standing outside for 2 hours. I felt really bad for the elderly who were also forced to stand in this mess of people.

Unsolicited travel advice If y'all didn't read the above posts, I have some travel advice. BE NICE TO PEOPLE. At many times I was very upset and was cursing like a salty sailor while venting to my parents. When I talked to a representative in person or on the phone, I kept my cool and was nice to them. They did not personally wrong me and it's not appropriate to take out your anger to a random employee, who is actually trying to help. If I wasn't getting the help I needed, I reiterated what I needed and why. In the baggage office, I spoke to a different employee after the first one blew me off. I saw so many people screaming at the baggage office reps like they personally damaged their bag or didn't load it on the right flight. Be insistent on what you need, but don't be rude Personally, I do not book flights through the cruise line. I like being in control of my own flights and I feel like you lose that by going through the cruise line (this isn't NCL specific either). In a crunch time, do not wait for the customer service reps to help you book new flights. If you're sticking with the same airline, check flights in the app. If that's sold out, check other airlines. Had I not been proactive, I never would have made it to San Diego on American. I think I got one of the last seats and it was a race against time given how an entire plane of people are also looking at other ways to get to San Diego. Pack snacks in your carry on, especially if you're going to be at airports super late or super early where options are limited. Pack a portable power bank. I had one with me, but of course it wasn't charged. Have trip insurance. With my Chase Sapphire Reserve credit card, it has trip insurance built in. I'll report back with how things work out regarding getting reimbursed for my two missed hotel reservations and getting reimbursed for the American Airlines flight and maybe the Spirit flight (weirdly enough, I was able to get credit on Spirit for the cancelled flight. I don't know if I'll ever fly Spirit so we'll see if I decide to claim this) Now we can move on to the actual cruise part 🙂 Thank you for reading. I feel better writing that all out. Glad you could all be part of my free therapy.

Oh I 100% do. That 6am double screwdriver on the plane was great and let me nap a bit on the plane.

First and foremost, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES STAY AT THE WYNDHAM GARDEN ROMULUS DETROIT METRO AIRPORT. This was the hotel I picked from a list that Delta offered (the actual nice hotels attached to the DTW airport were of course completely sold out). When the Uber pulls up, we notice a security car out front. Okay, not a great sign. Most hotels don't really have security...unless they need it. I walk in and was passed by a workin' gurl. You're not wearing a mini skirt and heels in 30 degree weather while walking out of a seedy hotel at 1am unless you just got done workin'. The checkin counter was completely surrounded by glass and had a two way intercom like we were in a prison, and I don't if the checkin lady or me is the prisoner. The hallways were filthy and it smelled like April 20th. Made it to the room and latched that door closed so fast. A lampshade was missing, everything in that room had seen some s***. If those walls could talk. I don't want to hear it. I plugged my phone in (thank god that worked) and desperately needed a shower. I walk in and the shower was DISASSEMBLED. What kind of Ikea mess is this?! All the pieces to the shower were put in different corners of the shower and there were two nails in the soap dish. The plumbing was exposed and there was no way that shower was working. I put some soap on a washcloth and had a sad little sink shower. Probably not the worst thing that washcloth has seen. I stayed awake by just messing around on my computer and trying not to touch too many things in that room. Around 2:50am, I went downstairs and took the shuttle back to the airport. If you want aggressive screamo at 3am, maybe the Wyndham Garden Romulus is for you! The American check-in counter opened at 3:30am and was largely uneventful. The check-in agent was wonderful and made sure I had my bag tag! There's like one store open this early in the airport and I ate some skinny pop and a bottled Dunkin iced coffee. Breakfast of champions. Boarded on time at 4:45am and pushed back and went to the de-icing stand because that is still needed in April in Detroit apparently. Slight delay that cut my connection to about an hour in Dallas, but still not bad. I paid an extra $100 to upgrade to Main Cabin Extra to get more leg room, be closer to the front, and get the real drinks included. With zero shame, I ordered a double vodka OJ at 6:13am. The woman next to me judged me and the flight attendant wasn't sure I was over 21. I was just glad to be in the air. Landed in DFW and rode the SkyLink over to terminal D for my flight to San Diego. I finally had time to grab a real meal and got breakfast from Whataburger. When it came time to board the flight to San Diego, the gate agents came over and said the flight was delayed BECAUSE THE INBOUND PLANE HIT A BIRD and maintenance needed to check the plane. Are you serious? Of all things. I am clearly the problem and anything travel related cannot go right. The flight was originally supposed to land at 10am, but I was worried they'd cancel the flight or delay it super late depending on the damage. I talked to the gate agent and she spilled the tea and that the flight crew was ready to go and saw no evidence of bird parts in the engine and maintenance wasn't communicating. She said she had no new info, so I walked away feeling sad for myself. 30 seconds later the captain walks up and says they're ready to go and maintenance is done. HALLELUJAH! This gate agent was amazing because she actually sent people back who tried to board with the wrong group and made people check the size of their carry ons, which are both major travel pet peeves of mine. We eventually took off, had an uneventful flight, and landed in San Diego around 11:30am. I finally made it when all the odds were stacked against me ❤️

Cruise Day from Hell I like to think I did everything right and just got f***ed over by the travel celestial beings that may or may not exist. I know most of y'all won't care about this, but I need to vent, and I want to keep the details in one place for when I have to make travel insurance claims later this week. Like all responsible cruise, I make sure to fly in the day before a cruise (okay, maybe I break that rule for cruises out of NYC, but there's like 30 flights a day between NYC and DC, plus trains and buses). Living in the DC area, I have three airports I can fly out of: Baltimore (BWI), Dulles (IAD), and Reagan National (DCA). I live 10 minutes from DCA, but I used Chase travel points and booked flights. I was originally supposed to fly the below route Saturday, April 2nd: Baltimore-Atlanta-San Diego This would get me into San Diego in time to have dinner the night before. Excellent! I checked into my flight on Friday and got a free upgrade to First class for the BWI-ATL leg. I'm only a Silver Medallion on Delta, so free upgrades like that don't come very often. A little while later I was double-checking something in the app and noticed my BWI-ATL flight was showing cancelled. At this point I hadn't received a text, email, carrier pigeon or anything saying my travel plans were now f'ed. I immediately called Delta and while I was on hold, got an email and a new itinerary connecting me through Minneapolis (which at this time was getting a snowstorm...) and putting me into San Diego just before noon on Sunday. No no no that will not do. I must get there the night before! Long story short, after 45 minutes on the phone with Delta, the rep found me the below itinerary, which would get me into San Diego the night before sailing just before midnight. A little later than Id like, but I'll take it! New Itinerary Saturday, April 2nd: IAD-Detroit-San Diego I originally had booked a hotel by BWI for Friday night because it was pretty reasonable and I wouldn't have to wake up super early for my flight from BWI on Saturday. Since it was than 24 hours notice of cancellation, I had to eat that cost (travel insurance claim 1) I finished packing on Saturday and took the metro aaaaaaaaaaall the way to IAD. Checked my bag and the check-in agent said I needed to pay for my bag. No sir, I'm a big bad Silver Medallion and my first checked bag is free. He said there were two bags showing even though I literally just checked myself in and printed my bag tag at a kiosk. Ok dude.... He ripped off the tag I just put on and put a new tag on. Now ladies and gentlemen, whenever they give you the bag tag receipt with the number of your bag on it, ALWAYS KEEP IT. Let me say it louder, ALWAYS KEEP YOUR BAG TAG RECEIPT. This will be important. Made it through security and went to the Turkish airlines lounge using my Priority Pass that comes with my Chase Sapphire Reserve Card. Had a drink and some snacks and did some plane spotting. The time to board my flight to Detroit came and went. I was getting antsy because I only had a 90 minute connection in Detroit and that airport is MASSIVE. The inbound plane was late and we finally board about 45 minutes late. I was ANXIOUS. We kept sitting and the pilot came over and said they were waiting on final weight and balance numbers. OMG hurry up please. I have places to go y'all. We finally take off and I had a lovely Hazy IPA on the plane from Sweetwater Brewing. By the time we landed in Detroit, my connection would be about 45 minutes. I'd have to briskly walk and mow down the slow walkers, but it's doable. After I turned my phone off airplane mode, I got a notification from Delta saying "Check out the lounge options in JFK" Weird, I'm not going to JFK... I refreshed my Delta app and to my HORROR found that my flight from Detroit to San Diego was CANCELLED and my new itinerary had me connecting in JFK and arriving into San Diego Sunday night, well after the cruise leaves. Y'all I was in full blown panic mode and almost in tears. I grabbed my backpack and pushed past people and ran off the plane. The first gate agent I saw directed me to the customer service line that was like 10 people deep and not moving. At this point I was on hold with Delta, in the customer service line, and frantically looking up other options. I also had my friend who works for Delta and my parents checking flights for me. Everything on Delta was booked solid. They were having an operational meltdown and now so was I. I checked American. Sold out. I checked United. Sold Out. Someone in line behind me said there is a flight to San Diego on Spirit that arrives at 2:17pm on Sunday. Oof, that will be tight but seems like my best option. I dropped like $350 for that flight, which is probably the most expensive flight Spirit has ever sold. I go from first class on Delta to middle seats on Spirit. I cry. Itinerary 3: Detroit-Las Vegas-San Diego I eventually made it to the front of the line and she was zero help. She reaffirmed there are no flights to San Diego until Monday. Nope, not gonna work. I told her I booked a flight on Spirit and need to get my checked bag, which she said Delta can pull for me at baggage claim. I was really stressed about that because I didn't want to be without my bag on a cruise. Made my way to baggage claim where there were a lot of angry people and a lot of tears. Delta had like 2 people working dealing with people whose luggage wasn't on the plane and people like me who wanted to reclaim their luggage after their flight was cancelled. While I'm waiting in this long a$$ line, I check the American app again and find a new itinerary with 1 seat left that gets me into San Diego at 10am Sunday morning. This gives me way more buffer time than Spirit. I drop another $650 and prayed my card doesn't get flagged for suspicious transactions. Someone is reimbursing me for that flight, I'm telling y'all now. Itinerary 4: Detroit-Dallas-San Diego Now back to the baggage office, I get to the front and I give the nice lady my bag tag. I was being very nice to her because I had mostly calmed down and was feeling confident about the new American flights. She frowned for a minute and asked if I had 1 or 2 bags. LAWD JESUS *****. I told her I had 1 bag. She could see two tracking numbers in the system and we weren't sure which was correct. I could see both tracking numbers in my Delta app and the bags showed they were loaded in Dulles, but were never scanned when they got unloaded in Detroit. She said she requested to have both tracking numbers pulled. One of them was bound to be on my suitcase. She said it would take about 2 hours. At this point it was almost 8pm and the only thing I had eaten all day was some hummus and rice in the turkish airlines lounge. I was hangry but figured I could doordash mcdonalds or something to the hotel when I got there. I forgot to mention that new American itinerary had me departing DTW at 5:15am on Sunday, meaning the plane boards at 4:45. I had no idea such early flights existed (but now I'm glad they do). As I'm waiting for my bag, I'm with some other folks who needed their bags (and some homeless people who needed a shower). Around 10pm, we're at the 2 hours mark the rep originally quoted. I walk back in and politely say I still need my bag. The guy clearly didn't care and just said he requested it to be pulled and walked away. Okay sir, don't get an attitude with me because your employer put me in this positions. 30 minutes later (10:30pm), still no bag. I walk back and talk to a much nicer lady. She called down and said they had pulled all the San Diego bags that were needed. She said they were looking and to give it another 30 minutes. I walk back in about 11:15pm, still no bag. She checked again and actually saw it got retagged for the JFK flight tomorrow morning. They had found it and I finally got my bag around 11:30pm. Always keep your bag tags and make sure to have the airline's app downloaded. American and Delta actually have pretty solid apps. Given it was nearly midnight and I'd need to be back at the airport about 3am, I decided to shuttle over to non-Delta terminal and just wait it out in the airport. I got a hotel voucher from Delta, but figured it was just easier to stay awake. Long story short, I made it over there and there no plugs and too many homeless people, so I decided to Uber over to the hotel. The first driver cancelled and I almost pitched a fit. I was standing in the cold and so angry. I finally got another driver who was very nice and made it to the hotel at 1am, exhausted and in desperate need of a charger (my phone was at 3%) and a shower. This wild ride is still not done. I'll tell y'all about the hotel and the Sunday travel day in the next post.

Hello Cruise Critics and Cruise Complainers! I just got back from a 7 day cruise on the NCL Jewel to the Mexican Riviera ports of Ensenada, Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan, and Cabo. I've seen a couple reviews here and there, but I feel like the older NCL ships don't get enough love, so I'm going to do a quick recap of my cruise. I'm not going to take it day by day, because no wants to read all that detail and I did a whole lot of relaxin' which doesn't make for a very interesting review. I'll try my best to group things logically, but I can be a bit all over the place. I'm driving this ship though, so deal with it. I will do my best to answer any questions y'all may have. The Jewel only has a couple more cruises of San Diego before it heads up to Alaska and then over to Asia. Background As you can see from my signature, I love to cruise. NCL has always been my go-to because they treat solo travelers well (16 of my 20 cruises have been solo), the Jewel class is my favorite, and always have a CruiseNext certificate on hand is always a nice discount when booking a cruise. I'm in my mid-20's and live in Arlington, Virginia. I love to travel and cruising helps me sample a bit of everything and find where I might like to spend more time. Plus, going to an all-inclusive resort by yourself doesn't appeal to me. My favorite place is St. Maarten (the french side), but I've now added more places to my short list (more on that later). Before I get to the actual cruise, I'm going to detail my travel day from hell. Y'all probably don't care, but I want to share and I think it's a pretty good story. Also, if anyone has any tips for dealing with the Chase Sapphire Reserve travel insurance claims people, please let me know. I have some phone calls to make later this week...

It was out of San Diego to Ensenada, PV, Mazatlan, and Cabo. We actually had pretty short port days. I think most people stayed onboard during Ensenada. We left PV and Cabo about 3 or 4pm, so the afternoons it was definitely well-used since everyone was back on board.

I'd say it was pretty well used. The hours were 8am-10pm most days except for the first and last day (opened at 5pm the first day and closed at 8pm the last day). I will sometimes go after dinner, but I found the late evenings to be almost completely deserted.

Just got back from the Norwegian Jewel and the thermal suite was excellent! It's so nice having such a large men's only area to relax in. There was a steam room (can comfortably fit 4-5), a large sauna, a cold plunge, a large jacuzzi, a couple cold rainfall showers, and about 7 comfortable chairs for lounging. The coed areas has the heated tiled loungers and a thalasso pool. For a 7 day cruise, it cost $199 and was well worth it for me. The ship was packed, so it was nice to have a quiet spot to escape to. Most guys seemed to wear bathing suits, but there was a small group who just went in towels.

Oh he is DEFINITELY using that extra chair by the bed in the cabin...

I spy one person who didn't walk down

Don't even get my started on Swaziland / Eswatini...

African geography is some of my favorite. In 7th grade our teacher gave us a 11x17 piece of paper and said "draw Africa. Label every country, capital, river, and mountain range. Do not color two bordering countries the same color." It took WEEKS. Lost points because I swapped Banjul and Bangui. ugh

Are you wearing your pineapple shirt? This is important. Did she want to make it a double tonight?

Was the BJ also $5 or do you charge more?