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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thenewkid:
...we don't shoot people!!!
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Just flam'em nuke, just flam'em.

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[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom
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Rustynail

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Fact of the day......

Newt spelled backwards is Twen.

Is that the making of a genius or what???

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thenewkid:
Especially if he hadn't washed them for awhile!!

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(I was going to be nice and not state the obvious. Thanks for doing it for me)
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by newtocc:
Boten, thanks buddy, I thought all the things you said above were going to be our personal secrets!

Note to self: cancel lunch with Boten next week!

Since Boten has already given away my secret and Rosie agreed with him, I have no choice but to show everyone what I really look like!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Newt!

I'll have lunch with you anytime! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] You are as cute as your avatar! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/213v.gif[/img] In fact you look just like your avatar!

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Hey Newt,

I was just doing my job! Having said THAT, what IS my job anyway??? [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img] I just agreed with Boten, I REALLY did see your picture, you handsome devil you!!! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by taylaw:
Hey Newt!
I'll have lunch with you anytime! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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taylaw,
I thought poople from California don't like THE Newt. Anyway, he's already booked for lunches until Thanksgiving 2013, there might be an opening on Haloween 2008, but you have to clear that with Wolfie, his manager, who charges 15%

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[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by boten:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by taylaw:
Hey Newt!
I'll have lunch with you anytime! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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taylaw,
I thought poople from California don't like THE Newt. Anyway, he's already booked for lunches until Thanksgiving 2013, there might be an opening on Haloween 2008, but you have to clear that with Wolfie, his manager, who charges 15%

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Well Mr. Boten ... this California Girl LOVES Newt! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] How do I get in touch with Wolfie ... I'm sure we can work something out! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cal Cruiser:
...Rember no NEWT's allowed in California<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why is that only Rember is allowed in California and not Newt?

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]
[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom
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Wait a minute ... Newt not allowed in California? As a native Californian, I personally authorize Newt to come and join us. He'll fit right in, no matter what his appearance, politics, or preference. We have it all in California ... and we definitely need more folks with his sense of humor! Newt, come for a visit ... stay if you like. Be sure to bring the wifester and kidlets, we have the great Pacific, mountians, redwood forests, San Francisco, Disneyland, Lake Tahoe (not to miss!) the great Valley ... it's a great place! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by high seas gal:
...As a native Californian, I personally authorize Newt to come and join us.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Newt, I think you are pardoned, aren't you glad?

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]
[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cal Cruiser:
Rember no NEWT's allowed in California<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought that the California red belly newt was native to California. Is California now kicking all the newts out of the state?

Boy you gus have a really tough govenator.
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Newt's are alive & well in California & anywhere else they want to be. [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

All Arnie said to Newt was "you'll be baaack!!!"

Hope this helps!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by taylaw:
I'm Still waiting for you my Newt. Please come out my precious Newtman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Newt, beware of sweet talkers!

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[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom
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Wow! Newt what are you gonna do woth this Taylor person???? She REALLY wants you.

Is this still fun or is it getting scary??? Who is she???

Rosie

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by taylaw:
I'm Still waiting for you my Newt. Please come out my precious Newtman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Taylaw, Hi. So this is where you've been sweetheart. Are we still going on that cruise together? [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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Oh Good Grief,

Now Taylor is cheating on Nancy AND the DH???????????????????????This girl is a real sicko!!!

Rosie

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Oh Rosie,

 

You really need to get over this. I am NOT a stalker, I am just infatuated with Newt, he is just do darn cute!!! Makes me want to go into the shoe design business!!!

 

Taylor

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Oh Taylor,

 

"GOLLY" (who the he** says THAT) do you really think I care what you think???

 

 

Rosie

 

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