Are you on this cruise???

[Shewuf]

Last night, I was in line to get the casino cash off of my S&S card. In front of me was a tiny little old lady with her daughter. The daughter had just helped her get her money from the cashier. The elderly woman turned around, looked right at me and said, "Are you on this cruise?" "Uh, yes ma'am." I thought the cashier was going to hurt himself, holding back his laugh. :rolleyes:

[RedMar]

Lol

[cruisinthemed]

Last night, I was in line to get the casino cash off of my S&S card. In front of me was a tiny little old lady with her daughter. The daughter had just helped her get her money from the cashier. The elderly woman turned around, looked right at me and said, "Are you on this cruise?" "Uh, yes ma'am." I thought the cashier was going to hurt himself, holding back his laugh. :rolleyes:

 

 

That's too funny!!!! It's great to see something so funny on this board. It is so serious here sometimes!!!

[Alliezona09]

Last night, I was in line to get the casino cash off of my S&S card. In front of me was a tiny little old lady with her daughter. The daughter had just helped her get her money from the cashier. The elderly woman turned around, looked right at me and said, "Are you on this cruise?" "Uh, yes ma'am." I thought the cashier was going to hurt himself, holding back his laugh. :rolleyes:

 

 

lmao~ wonder what she would have done had you said "No, I'm not on this cruise" ~?:D;)

[truchattycathy]

Thanks for the chuckle. That will be my best friend, not knowing what else is going on, but still in the casino.

[lillian marie]

It's wonderful that her daughter brought her with her on the cruise.

[Ren1216]

That's cute! :D

[GlendaleCruiser]

Last night, I was in line to get the casino cash off of my S&S card. In front of me was a tiny little old lady with her daughter. The daughter had just helped her get her money from the cashier. The elderly woman turned around, looked right at me and said, "Are you on this cruise?" "Uh, yes ma'am." I thought the cashier was going to hurt himself, holding back his laugh. :rolleyes:

 

You need to share this with the CDs. We all know they need new material.

[jhale]

oh just said "what? we're on a cruise?" thanks for the giggle

[Quampapetet]

"No, I just stopped by here to use the casino. My helicopter will be back to pick me up in five minutes."

[djmaine]

that is too cute!!!!

[njsonja]

years ago, we were on a cruise and a new trainee at the front desk asked my DH, "Sir, are you a guest on this ship?"

 

you can't fix stupid...

 

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[CJinFLA00]

That's up there with "how big is a 12 x 12 cooler?" and recently "Does it rain on sea days?"

 

(no offense to anyone)

[SkyMaster]

That's up there with "how big is a 12 x 12 cooler?" and recently "Does it rain on sea days?"

 

(no offense to anyone)

 

I agree. I think the "12X12 cooler" was my current all time favorite. ;)

 

"SKY"

[tmt218]

That is to cute. Thanks for the laugh. A great start to the day.:p:):D

[spacewoman]

I'd like to hope she meant was he a passenger as opposed to a casino employee but definitely a good chuckle.

 

 

We just finished playing golf Sunday and I stopped in to Shoprite for a couple of things. I had on red shorts and my red Carnival Casino polo shirt. Some lady tried to ask me where something was in the produce section:D:D (They just went to wearing a cotton red polo shirt but the shirts say SHOPRITE on them not CASINO with a black spade on them)

[nchikk]

Once I got a call at work from someone who was "mistaken" and wanted to know if we were hiring for any dancers at my business...and by dancers, I mean strippers. I told the person we weren't that kind of business.

 

About a minute later the phone rang again and it was the same person, asking the same question. When she asked the question, I simply repeated the question to her and she thought for a second and asked, "is this the number I just called?" I wanted to hell her, "no, this is not the number you called...it's another number, but I answered it anyway." But again I just repeated her question back to her and she hung up.

 

"Is this the number I just called?" Yes, it is...and here's your sign.

[mdrobtx]

"Only for tonight, ma'am":p:D

[ncovert]

Awesome!!!

[viaggi_per_mare]

I'd like to hope she meant was he a passenger as opposed to a casino employee but definitely a good chuckle.

 

 

We just finished playing golf Sunday and I stopped in to Shoprite for a couple of things. I had on red shorts and my red Carnival Casino polo shirt. Some lady tried to ask me where something was in the produce section:D:D (They just went to wearing a cotton red polo shirt but the shirts say SHOPRITE on them not CASINO with a black spade on them)

 

I run a business that fixs a specific type of old toy. The name of the business has the word "Hospital" as in repair. I also live in an area that is rural with few "hospitals" Apparently fraud for Workman's comp is outsourced out of our area. I received a legal paper (with HIPPA permission provided) to turn over any medical records pertaining to this person by a certain date or face legal action for not providing them. It was part of a Workman's Comp fraud investigation.

 

They were a bit contrite when I called and told them I fix toys and I knew for a fact none of "my patients" were collecting Workman's Comp.:p

[yogimax]

Kudos to her daughter!

[mouche]

Okay, I laugh out LOUD on this one, poor thing!!! Lord willing we will all get to her age one day!!!:D

[Quampapetet]

At Disney, the most-asked question is, "What time is the two o'clock parade?"

[txracefan]

My DS kept receiving calls from this older lady.She was asking would he sing at her church.He kept telling her he didn't sing.She called 3 to 5 times a week.He finally told her she must be thinking of his Dad(Dad sings as bad as he does).She got really mad and told him his dad was dead and never called again.

[PhxRain]

AWE! That was cute! LOL Definately a "Here's your sign" moment but you gracefully passed it up! Bravo! :D