Some other "brilliant" changes Carnival could add?

[maxamuus]

On your second cruise you get complementary toilet paper (Only 6 sheets per day, per cruiser)

On your third cruise you get complementary bath towels. (One set per week, if you want them washed there will be additional 4.95 charge per towel)

On your fourth cruise you get to experience what its like to work on a cruise ship. You and one companion get to spend the day as a room steward or wait staff. (Lunch isnt provided to crew, so an additional 8.95 per person will be charged for you Funship gruel.)

 

What are some other GREAT ideas? Maybe with some suggestions they can put together a truely brilliant loyalty program.

[LetzCruze]

I would like TP that doesn't make my arse bleed by the 3rd day!