Rare spinnaker2 Posted July 3, 2014 #1426 Share Posted July 3, 2014 It's the food photos coupled with the double entendres Ok I see what's coming next ..,, Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1427 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) One Penny Kofta ... and would someone mind shinning up and cleaning the poo off the camera if they are passing ... and shoot that seagull on the lampost. Thanks in advance! :) Edited July 3, 2014 by UKCruiseJeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare spinnaker2 Posted July 3, 2014 #1428 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Next entree Seagull avec seaweed With of course a side of peas Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1429 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Next entreeSeagull avec seaweed With of course a side of peas Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk The people in Devon are so poor, we call seagulls Devon Turkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 3, 2014 #1430 Share Posted July 3, 2014 The people in Devon are so poor, we call seagulls Devon Turkeys. Jeff, Is it true that your place in Devon is so quiet that they had to shoot an old lady to start a cemetery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 3, 2014 #1431 Share Posted July 3, 2014 One Penny Kofta ... and would someone mind shinning up and cleaning the poo off the camera if they are passing ... and shoot that seagull on the lampost. Thanks in advance! :) I thought it was salad cream and Jeff had shaken the bottle too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialcruisegirl Posted July 3, 2014 #1432 Share Posted July 3, 2014 The people in Devon are so poor, we call seagulls Devon Turkeys. Plump and bootiful :rolleyes: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1433 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Jeff,Is it true that your place in Devon is so quiet that they had to shoot an old lady to start a cemetery. Every other car down there has a carer in nurses uniform. At least you can always beat the zimmer frames to the check out ...:D Supper was nice ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialcruisegirl Posted July 3, 2014 #1434 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I thought it was salad cream and Jeff had shaken the bottle too much. Looks like Ghostbusters to me....best get Doris Stokes in :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1435 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Plump and bootiful :rolleyes::) Glad you received my selfy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialcruisegirl Posted July 3, 2014 #1436 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Glad you received my selfy! Indeedy kind sir ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 3, 2014 #1437 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Every other car down there has a carer in nurses uniform. At least you can always beat the zimmer frames to the check out ...:D Supper was nice ... I thought so,you and your wife are acclimatising yourselves,you with a zimmer frame and the wife dressed up in a nurses uniform. There's nothing wrong with a bit of role play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1438 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I thought so,you and your wife are acclimatising yourselves,you with a zimmer frame and the wife dressed up in a nurses uniform.There's nothing wrong with a bit of role play. I've tried to get her to put that green polythene apron on ... she's fine with that ... but she wont do that think with the chicken baster I so enjoy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1439 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Did you see the doubles this afternoon? Great match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 3, 2014 #1440 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Did you see the doubles this afternoon? Great match. Tennis free day Lunch at the House of Lords Nice Turbot today and a salad Left out the porridge this morning and no dinner tonight. I am good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1441 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Tennis free day Lunch at the House of Lords Nice Turbot today and a salad Left out the porridge this morning and no dinner tonight. I am good I thought you were a Sole Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 3, 2014 #1442 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I thought you were a Sole Man? Yes,I prefer it but Lady B had it so I joined in It wasn't bad. Not up to the Coach House standards though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 3, 2014 Author #1443 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) Edited July 3, 2014 by UKCruiseJeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 4, 2014 #1444 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Nice little collection Someone's pinched my winkles. Sentencing today and for Andy Coulson What do you think,I say both custodial. Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 4, 2014 Author #1445 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I never thought that anything else than custodial was an option. I do love the Coulson defence. "I never knew hacking was illegal. No one told me". The judge will like that one.:rolleyes: They will both pay the pleading not guilty premium. There is a certain air of a guillotine event today with us plebs knitting and eating popcorn and waiting ....:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 4, 2014 #1446 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) I never thought that anything else than custodial was an option. I do love the Coulson defence. "I never knew hacking was illegal. No one told me". The judge will like that one.:rolleyes: They will both pay the pleading not guilty premium. There is a certain air of a guillotine event today with us plebs knitting and eating popcorn and waiting ....:) Off with their heads! What's for lunch Jeff? Toad in the hole? Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 4, 2014 Author #1447 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Lunch is a tad confusing as Ocado has just left. This 1p steak and kofta issue. You will recall, that they called and apologised, gave me a fiver and apologised for not being able to deliver it - then delivered it. Well the same stuff was in the basket last night so I increased the quantity to 4 packs of each jusdt out of morbid curiosity. It stayed in the basket at 1p per pack. Didn't think it would arrive. It has. To be fair the steak is not dry aged 30 day stuff. But it is great for stir fry and giving to hungry dogs. So I've got more food than I planned for! And I also have the same offers in the next few deliveries which I can guess I can buy unlimited quantities of. Anyone want some free meat .... :) What are you eating today? Edited July 4, 2014 by UKCruiseJeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 4, 2014 #1448 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Lunch is a tad confusing as Ocado has just left. This 1p steak and kofta issue. You will recall, that they called and apologised, gave me a fiver and apologised for not being able to deliver it - then delivered it. Well the same stuff was in the basket last night so I increased the quantity to 4 packs of each jusdt out of morbid curiosity. It stayed in the basket at 1p per pack. Didn't think it would arrive. It has. To be fair the steak is not dry aged 30 day stuff. But it is great for stir fry and giving to hungry dogs. So I've got more food than I planned for! And I also have the same offers in the next few deliveries which I can guess I can buy unlimited quantities of. Anyone want some free meat .... :) What are you eating today? Don't know yet,no breakfast or dinner today but I think a smoked salmon salad at the Goring. Eighteen months then for AC ,not a lot really Watch that red meat intake,you could send it to the poor up north.:D Those plants could do with a watering Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKCruiseJeff Posted July 4, 2014 Author #1449 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Tradesmans entrance. Mustn't make it too posh. Might give the staff some meat this weekend. Open their cage and bung it in! AC still has the next raft of charges to contend with. Buying Brenda's private palace address book doesn't leave much wriggle room for "I didn't know it was a crime sir" does it?:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Luxury Posted July 4, 2014 #1450 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Just waiting for the judge to sentence RH I wonder of he'll look at Rolf and after summing up say those immortal words "Can you guess what it is yet?" five years and nine months then. Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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