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[spinnaker2]

It's the food photos coupled with the double entendres

 

 

 

Ok I see what's coming next ..,,

 

 

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[UKCruiseJeff]

One Penny Kofta ... and would someone mind shinning up and cleaning the poo off the camera if they are passing ... and shoot that seagull on the lampost. Thanks in advance! :)

 

 

 

 

Edited July 3, 2014 by UKCruiseJeff

[spinnaker2]

Next entree

Seagull avec seaweed

With of course a side of peas

 

 

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[UKCruiseJeff]

Next entree

Seagull avec seaweed

With of course a side of peas

 

 

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The people in Devon are so poor, we call seagulls Devon Turkeys.

[Mr Luxury]

The people in Devon are so poor, we call seagulls Devon Turkeys.

 

Jeff,

Is it true that your place in Devon is so quiet that they had to shoot an old lady to start a cemetery.

[Mr Luxury]

One Penny Kofta ... and would someone mind shinning up and cleaning the poo off the camera if they are passing ... and shoot that seagull on the lampost. Thanks in advance! :)

 

 

 

 

 

I thought it was salad cream and Jeff had shaken the bottle too much.

[specialcruisegirl]

The people in Devon are so poor, we call seagulls Devon Turkeys.

 

Plump and bootiful :rolleyes:

:)

[UKCruiseJeff]

Jeff,

Is it true that your place in Devon is so quiet that they had to shoot an old lady to start a cemetery.

 

 

Every other car down there has a carer in nurses uniform. At least you can always beat the zimmer frames to the check out ...:D

 

Supper was nice ...

 

 

 

[specialcruisegirl]

I thought it was salad cream and Jeff had shaken the bottle too much.

 

Looks like Ghostbusters to me....best get Doris Stokes in :cool:

[UKCruiseJeff]

Plump and bootiful :rolleyes:

:)

 

Glad you received my selfy!

[specialcruisegirl]

Glad you received my selfy!

 

Indeedy kind sir ;)

[Mr Luxury]

Every other car down there has a carer in nurses uniform. At least you can always beat the zimmer frames to the check out ...:D

 

Supper was nice ...

 

 

 

 

I thought so,you and your wife are acclimatising yourselves,you with a zimmer frame and the wife dressed up in a nurses uniform.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of role play.

[UKCruiseJeff]

I thought so,you and your wife are acclimatising yourselves,you with a zimmer frame and the wife dressed up in a nurses uniform.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of role play.

 

I've tried to get her to put that green polythene apron on ... she's fine with that ... but she wont do that think with the chicken baster I so enjoy,

[UKCruiseJeff]

Did you see the doubles this afternoon? Great match.

[Mr Luxury]

Did you see the doubles this afternoon? Great match.

 

Tennis free day

 

Lunch at the House of Lords

Nice Turbot today and a salad

Left out the porridge this morning and no dinner tonight.

 

I am good

[UKCruiseJeff]

Tennis free day

 

Lunch at the House of Lords

Nice Turbot today and a salad

Left out the porridge this morning and no dinner tonight.

 

I am good

 

I thought you were a Sole Man?

[Mr Luxury]

I thought you were a Sole Man?

 

Yes,I prefer it but Lady B had it so I joined in

It wasn't bad.

Not up to the Coach House standards though.

[UKCruiseJeff]

 

 

Edited July 3, 2014 by UKCruiseJeff

[Mr Luxury]

 

 

 

Nice little collection

Someone's pinched my winkles.

 

Sentencing today and for Andy Coulson

 

 

What do you think,I say both custodial.

Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury

[UKCruiseJeff]

I never thought that anything else than custodial was an option.

 

I do love the Coulson defence. "I never knew hacking was illegal. No one told me". The judge will like that one.:rolleyes:

 

They will both pay the pleading not guilty premium.

 

There is a certain air of a guillotine event today with us plebs knitting and eating popcorn and waiting ....:)

[Mr Luxury]

I never thought that anything else than custodial was an option.

 

I do love the Coulson defence. "I never knew hacking was illegal. No one told me". The judge will like that one.:rolleyes:

 

They will both pay the pleading not guilty premium.

 

There is a certain air of a guillotine event today with us plebs knitting and eating popcorn and waiting ....:)

 

Off with their heads!

 

What's for lunch Jeff?

 

Toad in the hole?

Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury

[UKCruiseJeff]

Lunch is a tad confusing as Ocado has just left.

 

This 1p steak and kofta issue. You will recall, that they called and apologised, gave me a fiver and apologised for not being able to deliver it - then delivered it. Well the same stuff was in the basket last night so I increased the quantity to 4 packs of each jusdt out of morbid curiosity. It stayed in the basket at 1p per pack. Didn't think it would arrive. It has. To be fair the steak is not dry aged 30 day stuff. But it is great for stir fry and giving to hungry dogs. So I've got more food than I planned for! And I also have the same offers in the next few deliveries which I can guess I can buy unlimited quantities of. Anyone want some free meat .... :)

 

 

What are you eating today?

 

 

 

 

Edited July 4, 2014 by UKCruiseJeff

[Mr Luxury]

Lunch is a tad confusing as Ocado has just left.

 

This 1p steak and kofta issue. You will recall, that they called and apologised, gave me a fiver and apologised for not being able to deliver it - then delivered it. Well the same stuff was in the basket last night so I increased the quantity to 4 packs of each jusdt out of morbid curiosity. It stayed in the basket at 1p per pack. Didn't think it would arrive. It has. To be fair the steak is not dry aged 30 day stuff. But it is great for stir fry and giving to hungry dogs. So I've got more food than I planned for! And I also have the same offers in the next few deliveries which I can guess I can buy unlimited quantities of. Anyone want some free meat .... :)

 

 

What are you eating today?

 

 

 

 

Don't know yet,no breakfast or dinner today but I think a smoked salmon salad at the Goring.

 

Eighteen months then for AC ,not a lot really

 

Watch that red meat intake,you could send it to the poor up north.:D

 

Those plants could do with a watering

Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury

[UKCruiseJeff]

Tradesmans entrance. Mustn't make it too posh. Might give the staff some meat this weekend. Open their cage and bung it in!

 

AC still has the next raft of charges to contend with. Buying Brenda's private palace address book doesn't leave much wriggle room for "I didn't know it was a crime sir" does it?:)

[Mr Luxury]

Just waiting for the judge to sentence RH

 

I wonder of he'll look at Rolf and after summing up say those immortal words

"Can you guess what it is yet?"

 

five years and nine months then.

Edited July 4, 2014 by Mr Luxury