faithwins Posted October 13, 2005 #1 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Well I have created the answer to the ultimate cruising question. How do you get rid of those kids? Answer .... split the ship in two, put the kids on one side adults on the other Result .... Pure Haven for adults..... because as we all know 1. No adults ever make a fuss or complain 2. All kids are bad, push elevator buttons and are out to annoy you 3. All kids are rude, have no affection for you and want to make your cruise misrable 4. Adults never get out of hand or drunk 5. Evrey kid you see is from the devil 6. Adults are quiet, peace loving, optimistic individuals LOL... feel free to add to the list (This is a joke and should be treated as such) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTarbay Posted October 13, 2005 #2 Share Posted October 13, 2005 As long as I get the half with the bars and Chops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFritz Posted October 13, 2005 #3 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Don't forget all of those nice adults who kindly step out of the overloaded, child infested elevators, and proclaim that they would like to wait pleasantly for the next lift. Or, the adults who freely allow those unruly kids to jump ahead in the food line at the buffet while the adult grabs a cookie or a slice of pizza and heads for the arcade. Don't forget about all of those ten year old heathens that sit at the casino continually blowing smoke in your face as you wave your fan to and fro. I almost neglected to mention those children that are forever removing their articles of clothing while on the dance floor screaming profanities because they over indulged in way too many virgin coladas. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruisechick82 Posted October 13, 2005 #4 Share Posted October 13, 2005 When I read the title of this thread I thought the answer to the #1 Cruise Problem would be something like "how to cruise for free" or "how to stay on the ship forever" since the #1 Cruise Problem is that they make you get off the ship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiseman_tx Posted October 13, 2005 #5 Share Posted October 13, 2005 When I read the title of this thread I thought the answer to the #1 Cruise Problem would be something like "how to cruise for free" or "how to stay on the ship forever" since the #1 Cruise Problem is that they make you get off the ship! Well said Cruisechick82! Let me stay on the ship, because I don't really worry or fret over all those things that were mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bribrittmom Posted October 13, 2005 #6 Share Posted October 13, 2005 When I read the title of this thread I thought the answer to the #1 Cruise Problem would be something like "how to cruise for free" or "how to stay on the ship forever" since the #1 Cruise Problem is that they make you get off the ship! I thought it would be how to solve the chair hog problem!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dad son team Posted October 13, 2005 #7 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Lets not forget all those kids that get up at 6am to put their old flip-flops on the best chairs by the pool then never come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmel Posted October 13, 2005 #8 Share Posted October 13, 2005 What about that wild gang of 7 yr olds that I saw sneaking drinks of gin out of their Listerine bottles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medic123 Posted October 13, 2005 #9 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I thought it was how to eat all that food and still fit in you clothes when they make you leave.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bribrittmom Posted October 14, 2005 #10 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Or how about all those mean six year olds blowing smoke in your face in the casino?:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruisechick82 Posted October 14, 2005 #11 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I thought it was how to eat all that food and still fit in you clothes when they make you leave.:confused: Oooh, I forgot about that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savblucrab Posted October 16, 2005 #12 Share Posted October 16, 2005 I thought it was how to eat all that food and still fit in you clothes when they make you leave.:confused:Now that is a real problem that everyone can relate to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goneclear Posted October 16, 2005 #13 Share Posted October 16, 2005 The #1 cruise ship problem is chair hogs. Time to deal with these selfish people. Throw away the books, shoes, towels etc. You can always pick a cruise at a time when you wont find much kids but chair hogs seem to live on the ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargate fan Posted October 16, 2005 #14 Share Posted October 16, 2005 No, no, no, wrong attitude. Chair hogging is a great way to do some shopping. See a book that looks interesting? If it's unattended, it's yours. Possession is 9/10 of the law, after all. Ruined a flip flop? Many to choose from. And who can't use an extra towel or two? The #1 cruise ship problem is chair hogs. Time to deal with these selfish people. Throw away the books, shoes, towels etc. You can always pick a cruise at a time when you wont find much kids but chair hogs seem to live on the ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsulin2 Posted October 16, 2005 #15 Share Posted October 16, 2005 No, no, no, wrong attitude. Chair hogging is a great way to do some shopping. See a book that looks interesting? If it's unattended, it's yours. Possession is 9/10 of the law, after all. Ruined a flip flop? Many to choose from. And who can't use an extra towel or two? Excellent!! Plenty of sun block to choose from, too, in case you're running low! I also love helping myself to half-filled Drinks of the Day that have been sitting in the sun for three hours. Yum! And who would pass up those expensive prescription sunglasses? Not me! Or that cute little pink size 4 wrap that wouldn't fit anybody anyway? I truly enjoy "Deck Chair shopping"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJTinSC Posted October 18, 2005 #16 Share Posted October 18, 2005 The #1 cruise ship problem is chair hogs. Time to deal with these selfish people. Throw away the books, shoes, towels etc. You can always pick a cruise at a time when you wont find much kids but chair hogs seem to live on the ships. The actual solution to the "chair hog" question is to do away with all the deck chairs on ALL ships. If ya wanna lay out by the pool, find a patch of floor and spread out!! LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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