The Solution to the #1 Cruising problem

[faithwins]

Well I have created the answer to the ultimate cruising question. How do you get rid of those kids?

 

Answer .... split the ship in two, put the kids on one side adults on the other

 

Result .... Pure Haven for adults.....

 

because as we all know

 

1. No adults ever make a fuss or complain

2. All kids are bad, push elevator buttons and are out to annoy you

3. All kids are rude, have no affection for you and want to make your cruise misrable

4. Adults never get out of hand or drunk

5. Evrey kid you see is from the devil

6. Adults are quiet, peace loving, optimistic individuals

 

LOL... feel free to add to the list

 

 

(This is a joke and should be treated as such)

[PTarbay]

As long as I get the half with the bars and Chops

[DFritz]

Don't forget all of those nice adults who kindly step out of the overloaded, child infested elevators, and proclaim that they would like to wait pleasantly for the next lift.

 

Or, the adults who freely allow those unruly kids to jump ahead in the food line at the buffet while the adult grabs a cookie or a slice of pizza and heads for the arcade.

 

Don't forget about all of those ten year old heathens that sit at the casino continually blowing smoke in your face as you wave your fan to and fro.

 

I almost neglected to mention those children that are forever removing their articles of clothing while on the dance floor screaming profanities because they over indulged in way too many virgin coladas.

 

Anyone else?

[Cruisechick82]

When I read the title of this thread I thought the answer to the #1 Cruise Problem would be something like "how to cruise for free" or "how to stay on the ship forever" since the #1 Cruise Problem is that they make you get off the ship!

[cruiseman_tx]

When I read the title of this thread I thought the answer to the #1 Cruise Problem would be something like "how to cruise for free" or "how to stay on the ship forever" since the #1 Cruise Problem is that they make you get off the ship!

 

Well said Cruisechick82! Let me stay on the ship, because I don't really worry or fret over all those things that were mentioned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bribrittmom]

When I read the title of this thread I thought the answer to the #1 Cruise Problem would be something like "how to cruise for free" or "how to stay on the ship forever" since the #1 Cruise Problem is that they make you get off the ship!

 

I thought it would be how to solve the chair hog problem!:cool:

[dad son team]

Lets not forget all those kids that get up at 6am to put their old flip-flops on the best chairs by the pool then never come back.

[carmel]

What about that wild gang of 7 yr olds that I saw sneaking drinks of gin out of their Listerine bottles!

[medic123]

I thought it was how to eat all that food and still fit in you clothes when they make you leave.:confused:

[Bribrittmom]

Or how about all those mean six year olds blowing smoke in your face in the casino?:)

[Cruisechick82]

I thought it was how to eat all that food and still fit in you clothes when they make you leave.:confused:

 

Oooh, I forgot about that one!

[savblucrab]

I thought it was how to eat all that food and still fit in you clothes when they make you leave.:confused:

Now that is a real problem that everyone can relate to

[goneclear]

The #1 cruise ship problem is chair hogs. Time to deal with these selfish people. Throw away the books, shoes, towels etc. You can always pick a cruise at a time when you wont find much kids but chair hogs seem to live on the ships.

[stargate fan]

No, no, no, wrong attitude.

Chair hogging is a great way to do some shopping.

See a book that looks interesting? If it's unattended, it's yours. Possession is 9/10 of the law, after all. Ruined a flip flop? Many to choose from. And who can't use an extra towel or two?

 

The #1 cruise ship problem is chair hogs. Time to deal with these selfish people. Throw away the books, shoes, towels etc. You can always pick a cruise at a time when you wont find much kids but chair hogs seem to live on the ships.

[imsulin2]

No, no, no, wrong attitude.

Chair hogging is a great way to do some shopping.

See a book that looks interesting? If it's unattended, it's yours. Possession is 9/10 of the law, after all. Ruined a flip flop? Many to choose from. And who can't use an extra towel or two?

 

Excellent!! Plenty of sun block to choose from, too, in case you're running low! I also love helping myself to half-filled Drinks of the Day that have been sitting in the sun for three hours. Yum! And who would pass up those expensive prescription sunglasses? Not me! Or that cute little pink size 4 wrap that wouldn't fit anybody anyway? I truly enjoy "Deck Chair shopping"!

[FJTinSC]

The #1 cruise ship problem is chair hogs. Time to deal with these selfish people. Throw away the books, shoes, towels etc. You can always pick a cruise at a time when you wont find much kids but chair hogs seem to live on the ships.

 

The actual solution to the "chair hog" question is to do away with all the deck chairs on ALL ships. If ya wanna lay out by the pool, find a patch of floor and spread out!! LOL :D