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If you should do this, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure you keep said evidence under lock and key at all times!

 

Model Jordan was seen in a sex tape. It was allegedly stolen from her car.

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Celebrity sex tapes save stars from dwindling popularity

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Umm, where in the hell is the OP?

 

You rang? :p

 

Over on the S&S thread throwing Kat a bone.

 

Duck your eyes must still be messed up from the the Orient Beach visual...you got that backwards buddy :p

 

Now regarding the tape...who on God's green earth would be dumb enough to tape the "capades" and then not lock the tape up when not viewing ;) or adding footage? Talk about newbies...pft :p

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Now regarding the tape...who on God's green earth would be dumb enough to tape the "capades" and then not lock the tape up when not viewing ;) or adding footage? Talk about newbies...pft :p

 

Who would be dumb enough you ask? that would be my lovely husband!!!!! :rolleyes: It took him several days to tell me where the tape was at - i *thought* That's what I get for trusting a man! :eek:

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Only shower stalls I've seen barely have room for one. :D

Unless you happen to get a handicapped room! Those bathrooms have shower stalls the size of a twin bed with a removeable nozzle and a padded seat built into the wall! Oh, the memories! ;)

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Who would be dumb enough you ask? that would be my lovely husband!!!!! :rolleyes: It took him several days to tell me where the tape was at - i *thought* That's what I get for trusting a man! :eek:

 

ROFLMAO....that's just too funny. And kudos to you for admitting that you actually made the tape....did he at least make a copy? :D

 

Liv, I hope you've been to the "where do buy "chronic" thread" also.....

You mean the ganja thread?? Yep...BTDT...
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did he at least make a copy? :Dquote]

 

No, no copy -- but our friendly boys in blue did return the tape to it's righful owner (after viewing it, of course)....the good news - I am no longer afraid of being pulled over for a speeding ticket! :D "But officer, I think you know me - wait, maybe this angle is better - remember now?!?!" :eek: :D

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did he at least make a copy? :Dquote]

 

No, no copy -- but our friendly boys in blue did return the tape to it's righful owner (after viewing it, of course)....the good news - I am no longer afraid of being pulled over for a speeding ticket! :D "But officer, I think you know me - wait, maybe this angle is better - remember now?!?!" :eek: :D

 

LMAO....

 

In the interest of cruising safety perhaps you should turn that into and instuctional video and distribute :D

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LMAO....

 

In the interest of cruising safety perhaps you should turn that into and instuctional video and distribute :D

 

Oh no!!! LMAO!!!! Did you think you could help me market it? ;) :p

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Oh no!!! LMAO!!!! Did you think you could help me market it? ;) :p

 

Amateur pornography

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create a multimillion-dollar Internet company

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http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2004-03-09-onlineporn_x.htm

 

Vivid already generates an estimated $100 million a year in revenue,

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http://www.forbes.com/business/2005/03/07/cz_bp_0307vivid.html

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After the room was cleaned up? Wouldn't want to be the next occupants of that room...

 

Well here we are honey, our new home for the week. And talk about service...it already has that "just been f***ed in" look just for us. How sweet. :D

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Oh no!!! LMAO!!!! Did you think you could help me market it? ;) :p

 

LOLOLOL...at 19.95 a pop you could probably make a fortune right here ;)

 

Ok, now re going into someone elses cabin (clean or not) and doing the beast with two backs? Even I wouldn't do that :rolleyes:

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