Stallion Posted May 31, 2004 #1 Share Posted May 31, 2004 in a Cruising Tonite Exclusive, Inside Sources confirm that Host Randy was seen cruising last week with a star studded A-List of Cruising Personalities. The chic, in-crowd included Academy Award winners Sandra Bullock and Gwyneth Paltrow, Nashville recording artist Kathy Matea, the Queen of the Rodeo and her lovely daughter the Ragin Cajun, Plain-O-Mommy aka Best of Show, Hot Mommy, Sideshow Bob, "6-Year", "Buy-Me-A-Drink", Ashley and her Twins, Mark"The Wildman of the Caribbean" and his girlfriend the Shooter Babe, Duluthian aka "the Professor", the Cheerleader Instructor and the Pom-Pom Squad, and, of course, Stallion and Litt' Stallion Beefcake aka Litt' Dude. For those of you who haven't cruised with Host Randy you should know that "You can't stop him-you can only hope to contain him." In fact, Host Randy almost won the coveted MVC Award("Most Valuable Cruiser") only to be edged out by a late vote from the Hungarian Judge in the Preliminary Competition-that's all right I'll let him wear my Medal on future cruises to impress the Babes due to his outstanding performance in a Supporting Role". P.S if Host Randy tries to tell any of the fabulous Bades on the cruise that I was tragically killed in a Trolley accident on the Strand in Galveston after debarkation let me assure you "Reports of My Death Have been Greatly Exaggerated" [This message was edited by Stallion on 05-31-04 at 05:07 PM.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy & Carmen Posted May 31, 2004 #2 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Great...now where's the delete button!.....Ok, Ok, we'll let Stallion THINK he's won....but I have one question,,,,WHO got digits?....I soooo smoked him in that arena!...There were so many points, awards and medals in all the competions that at the end of the cruise, I walked away with the Gold! .....I will say Stallion got the Silver and lit beekcake got the bronze.....BUT...he almost lost it when he got kicked out of camp carnival for fighting over a girl....my response?...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!...oops? Shall we mention how points were lost?...Don't make me go there Stallion....We can leave what happens at 4 am on the lido at sea! CLICK HERE for "Valor Vampires" Cruise Info on Valor 10/30/05 CLICK HERE for "Partae Pirates" Cruise Info on Miracle 2/13/05 Randy ~ Build17@aol.com Dallas, TX Destiny-5/00, Victory-3/01, Pride-6/02,Celebration-11/02, Conquest-3/03,Glory-9/03, RCI Mariner-1/04,Triumph -3/04,Elation-5/04,Sensation -10/04, Miracle - 2/05, Valor - 10/05 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Posted May 31, 2004 Author #3 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Digits? Smidgits!!!!!!!! Your claim to the Most Valuable Cruiser Trophy is a TRA-vesty, and a "CRUISE CRITIC" conspiracy and an absolute hyPOCRACY---Its a TRAVEL"CRUISECRITIC"POCRACY!!! [This message was edited by Stallion on 05-31-04 at 08:09 PM.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted May 31, 2004 #4 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Ok Stallion, I want the REAl DIRT on Sir Lushalot since I will be cruising with him on my next three cruises. Give it up. I won't tell...except when it is to my advantage. Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Posted May 31, 2004 Author #5 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Ha! Ha! Sir Lushalot! that's a good one-you haven't got the copyright on that yet have you? But seriously I'd love to give you all the "dirt" on Host Randy and his luck with the Ladies but that would be lying now wouldn't it-and that is something I simply cannot do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy & Carmen Posted May 31, 2004 #6 Share Posted May 31, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>But seriously I'd love to give you all the "dirt" on Host Randy and his luck with the Ladies but that would be lying now wouldn't it-and that is something I simply cannot do!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ok.....who believes THAT from an attorney? CLICK HERE for "Valor Vampires" Cruise Info on Valor 10/30/05 CLICK HERE for "Partae Pirates" Cruise Info on Miracle 2/13/05 Randy ~ Build17@aol.com Dallas, TX Destiny-5/00, Victory-3/01, Pride-6/02,Celebration-11/02, Conquest-3/03,Glory-9/03, RCI Mariner-1/04,Triumph -3/04,Elation-5/04,Sensation -10/04, Miracle - 2/05, Valor - 10/05 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted May 31, 2004 #7 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Now that's a real friend. How much did you have to pay him? Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Posted June 1, 2004 Author #8 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Nope I learned the hard way never to accept checks from Host Randy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy & Carmen Posted June 1, 2004 #9 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Oh Stallion.......That Million Dollar (bogus) check you begged me to write for you was just for that woman that said she's only go out with you for a million dollars and you bought into it.....Snap out of it.....I know you were hurt but it was just a game for us.... CLICK HERE for "Valor Vampires" Cruise Info on Valor 10/30/05 CLICK HERE for "Partae Pirates" Cruise Info on Miracle 2/13/05 Randy ~ Build17@aol.com Dallas, TX Destiny-5/00, Victory-3/01, Pride-6/02,Celebration-11/02, Conquest-3/03,Glory-9/03, RCI Mariner-1/04,Triumph -3/04,Elation-5/04,Sensation -10/04, Miracle - 2/05, Valor - 10/05 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted June 1, 2004 #10 Share Posted June 1, 2004 You Guys! I can't wait till Bird gets ahold of all this info. We all know she can do wonders with it. LMAO Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Posted June 1, 2004 Author #11 Share Posted June 1, 2004 as Litt' Stallion Beefcake repeatedly asked of Host Randy on this cruise-"What color is the sky in your World Sir? From the mouths of Babes......" Note I taught the Boy to respect the elderly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy & Carmen Posted June 1, 2004 #12 Share Posted June 1, 2004 That's all fine and good but shouldn't you teach him how to get along with his peers?....OH!....don't make me play that card! CLICK HERE for "Valor Vampires" Cruise Info on Valor 10/30/05 CLICK HERE for "Partae Pirates" Cruise Info on Miracle 2/13/05 Randy ~ Build17@aol.com Dallas, TX Destiny-5/00, Victory-3/01, Pride-6/02,Celebration-11/02, Conquest-3/03,Glory-9/03, RCI Mariner-1/04,Triumph -3/04,Elation-5/04,Sensation -10/04, Miracle - 2/05, Valor - 10/05 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Posted June 1, 2004 Author #13 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Hey I proudly proclaim without fear of generating any controversy that my Litt' Stallion Beefcake 9 year old was by far the most mature and well behaved among the three of us. You could learn a lot from him-but then again "Your not good with Children" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted June 1, 2004 #14 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Score two more for Stallion. For the kid remark & coors light budget. Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy & Carmen Posted June 1, 2004 #15 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Speak for yourself dad......Whose kid got kicked out of camp carnival for fighting another lil dude over girls?....HELLO!.....They had 4 girls between the two of them and lil beekcake wanted more than his share.....The apple truly does NOT fall far from the tree....There..you made me play the "Barred from camp Carny" card. CLICK HERE for "Valor Vampires" Cruise Info on Valor 10/30/05 CLICK HERE for "Partae Pirates" Cruise Info on Miracle 2/13/05 Randy ~ Build17@aol.com Dallas, TX Destiny-5/00, Victory-3/01, Pride-6/02,Celebration-11/02, Conquest-3/03,Glory-9/03, RCI Mariner-1/04,Triumph -3/04,Elation-5/04,Sensation -10/04, Miracle - 2/05, Valor - 10/05 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Posted June 1, 2004 Author #16 Share Posted June 1, 2004 You should have seen my chest swell when we accidently walked into the Camp Carnival seating area of the informal dinning room and I saw him seated at a table with 4 Litt' Cuties-and I got stuck with YOU!!!! Score 4 points for Litt' Stallion Beefcake!!!! He brings new meaning to the 1960s Beach Boys Classic "Four Girls for Every Boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted June 1, 2004 #17 Share Posted June 1, 2004 If my roommate doesn't go...I'm taking Stallion just so we can see the Randy/Stallion chick competition. Battle of the male egos. Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy & Carmen Posted June 1, 2004 #18 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Puhlease Brenda.....there IS no competition between me and the "Pony Boy" (formally known as Stallion) CLICK HERE for "Valor Vampires" Cruise Info on Valor 10/30/05 CLICK HERE for "Partae Pirates" Cruise Info on Miracle 2/13/05 Randy ~ Build17@aol.com Dallas, TX Destiny-5/00, Victory-3/01, Pride-6/02,Celebration-11/02, Conquest-3/03,Glory-9/03, RCI Mariner-1/04,Triumph -3/04,Elation-5/04,Sensation -10/04, Miracle - 2/05, Valor - 10/05 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted June 1, 2004 #19 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Randy...I think that is up to the ladies to decide. Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy & Carmen Posted June 1, 2004 #20 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Well......He tried to charm his way into the hearts of the Glory Hounds last year and they ran him out on a rail.......Maybe hanging around me on a cruise recently has caused him to be a little more gentler and kinder to the ladies. ....By the end of the cruise I had named him SideShow Bob and his son Ducky!....What a pair! CLICK HERE for "Valor Vampires" Cruise Info on Valor 10/30/05 CLICK HERE for "Partae Pirates" Cruise Info on Miracle 2/13/05 Randy ~ Build17@aol.com Dallas, TX Destiny-5/00, Victory-3/01, Pride-6/02,Celebration-11/02, Conquest-3/03,Glory-9/03, RCI Mariner-1/04,Triumph -3/04,Elation-5/04,Sensation -10/04, Miracle - 2/05, Valor - 10/05 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted June 2, 2004 #21 Share Posted June 2, 2004 LMAO You two should have been brothers. You sound like me & Sherry. Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNobody Posted June 2, 2004 #22 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Your brother's name is Sherry?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted June 2, 2004 #23 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Haha Noboby! There is one in every crowd...isn't there? He knows who I am talking about. Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNobody Posted June 2, 2004 #24 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Oh I was just being an a$$. I have enjoyed this thread. Especially you , Host Randy, and Stallion. Y'all crack me up!! Thanks for the heads up on the other cruise lines thread where everyone was freaking out about the kids possible pooping in the pool. LMAO!! Also enjoyed y'alls photos from the meet and greet at Rawlings'. Don't take me serious please. I'm just a silly man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaB1 Posted June 2, 2004 #25 Share Posted June 2, 2004 No problem! I think you can tell by my posts that I have a great sense of humor. It's all in good fun and that's what we are all here for. Valor 10/30/05 Miracle 2/13/05 Sensation 10/04 Conquest May 2003 Holiday Sept 2002 Inspiration 2001 Celebration 2000 Crown Princess 1999 Oceanic (Big Red Boat) 1998 Days til Sensation Cruise from the Bayou Days til Miracle Partae Pirates Cruise from Tampa Days til Valor Vampires Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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